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NOW on iTunes & Libsyn – Make Randy’s Kitchen Great Again!

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Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, and now you can listen to Episode One FOR FUCKING FREE on iTunes and Libsyn.

On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory).  Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.

They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat.  Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.

Welcome to the year of the cock!

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New on swearnet.com – A Bundle of Cocks

Randy holds a tray of ingredients for cheeseburger calzones

Pour yourself a sippy-poo – you’ll need one for this extremely fucked episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!

Things start out normal enough, with some shit talk and the like.  Lahey introduces a new segment – the “Joke of the Day,” and Randy updates us on the effectiveness of his cheeseburger patch.  They play a record of backwards music, and discuss the dangers of solar flares.

But then, something as innocent as a Randy’s Kitchen segment becomes a shit storm of epic proportions.  As Randy prepares to show the SwearNet audience how to make cheeseburger calzones, he quickly learns a bitter, pissy lesson about over-stepping his boundaries!

 

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New on swearnet – Jim Lahey HATES Halloween!

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Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to have a Halloween theme for the latest episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy.

Though Randy is full of enthusiasm (candy, dressing up, oh my!), we are reminded that Mr. Lahey HATES Halloween, due to the traumatic incidents of Halloween 1977.  The painful memories turn Lahey into the LIQUOR.

But, the show must go on!  Randy prepares some BRAIN BURGERS for “Randy’s Kitchen” and Mr. Lahey shows us some footage of a boozy boat trip that he and Randy took to Nova Scotia’s most famous landmark, Peggy’s Cove!

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New on swearnet.com – Kitties in Space

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Playing space is always more fun when you’re drunk, high, feline, and animated!  On this episode of Trailer Park Cats, the kitties bust out their space talk and head out to the final frontier, hopefully acquiring some fucking space weed along the way.

But nothing comes easy for the Trailer Park Cats, especially with a drunk trailer park supervisor kitty and his DICK weekend supervisor sidekick.  Will Shitcat and Shitcat Jr. cock over the good times, or will the rocket take flight?  Find out!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn: In the Spirit of Liquor

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Take a trip around the world without leaving your liquor!  Episode 10 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!

Join Mr. Lahey as he and renowned liquor scholar Dom Carlos explore the spiritual effects of the liquors of the world!  Randy’s Kitchen serves up a summertime burger delight, and we learn how to roll a pinner!

Stay tuned til the end – Lahey has a big fuckin’ surprise for Randers!

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New on swearnet.com: A Liquor Trip around the World

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Lahey and Randy are back from their trip through the USA, but they’re not slowing down — Lahey’s embarking on a liquor trip around the world!

With the help of Liquor Professor Dom Carlos, Lahey delves into the spirit of spirits.  Besides making you shit-faced, liquor can take you on a cultural experience like no other!  Or does it just make you shit-faced?  We’re not sure.

On Randy’s Kitchen, Bobandy is going full Mexican on his burger patties.  PLUS: Learn a sensible way to cut down on your dope intake!

 

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Now on iTunes/Libsyn: Randy and Lahey Have Summoned the Shit Hawk!

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The SHIT HAWK is real – and he has been summoned!

Episode 8 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available in audio form – free of fucking charge – on iTunes and Libsyn!  Behold as the liquor wicker basket takes control and Randy and Lahey are visited by a shitty apparition.

Plus – Randy teaches us how to cook liquorball sandwiches!

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Now on iTunes/Libsyn: Ricky, Julian, and… Lahey?!

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Who invited the liquor?!

Bubbles isn’t able to make it to the 50th episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, but he found a (drunk as fuck) replacement.  Jim Lahey joins Julian and Ricky on the latest podca$h, which is now available as an audio download on Libsyn and iTunes!

Old man liquor, sporting a sexy Julian goatee, covers a wide range of topics, including: the REAL reason why Randy can’t wear a shirt, the drug/liquor schedule of Hunter S. Thompson, and the annual Penis Festival in Japan!

This episode is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com (RIP fucked URL) and Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky. 

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New at swearnet.com: He Let the Liquor Do the Thinking

A magician, a Randy, and a liquored Lahey!

On this week’s Jim Lahey Show & Randy, the liquor wins again.  Mr. Lahey is shit-faced, so Randy takes the reins and hosts the FIRST EVER New and Improved Randy and Sometimes Lahey Show.  Bill Wood joins the show and uses his hairy hands to perform some DECENT card tricks that sometimes work.

ALSO – have you ever wanted to incorporate cheeseburgers into your breakfast routine?  Randy’s Kitchen has you covered!

Bill Wood will bring his magic just about anywhere if the price is right – give him a shout BillLovesJokes@Gmail.com!

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