The Boys are in a sour fuckin mood because Randy and (briefly) Lahey join this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Drunky the Fuck Clown and his Cheeseburger Walrus are excited to announce that they, like the Boys, are also doing a USA tour next week. In fact, they’re going to be in the same cities. On the same fucking dates. Holy fuck. The Boys must have been baked for the last couple of months though, because this has been advertised on their fucking tour site. Read the contracts, Boys… read the fucking contracts!
Aside from the tour bullshit, the Boys talk about the different places they’d like to papercut on Randy’s body. Bubbles asks the Boys if they’ve ever found god, and Randy brings up a time in which a higher power helped hi, by extending a burger special.
PLUS: Julian can hardly contain his excitement – it’s PATRICK SWAYZE’S BIRTHDAY!
The Boys are playing a game of BUSH OR NO BUSH on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
After shouting out a happy borntday to a former Playboy playmate, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles try to guess whether or not David Duchovny has a bush, if he’s clean-shaven, or if perhaps he has some stubble happening.
And what about Cher? Barbara Bush?? Bush or no bush?
The Boys chat about a woodpecker who recently made news by going ballistic on a utility pole. This prompts Ricky to dream about the damage he could do as a furious woodpecker, with his sights set on the New York City electrical grid. But would a beaver be better? Perhaps it might — so long as its arsehole isn’t being harvested for cherry flavouring (you can thank Bubbles for that mental image).
The Boys are back with another episode of the award-fuckin-winning Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Bubbles and Ricky are fucking furious with Julian about the greasy shit he’s pulling with TrailerParkBoysMerch.com (a sponsor of the podcash). They thought there were just “a couple of t-shirts” on the site, but it turns out they are selling everything from grinders to hoodies to even fucking skateboards, and Ricky and Bubbles are getting fuck all for royalties!
After Julian dodges those questions and refuses to release his tax returns, the Boys talk about Kermit and Mrs. Piggy (again), giant fucking batteries, and the time Ricky ‘acquired’ a Louis Vuitton bag for Lucy.
The Boys have finally recovered from their Canada Day hangovers (and injuries, in Ricky’s case), and they’re bringing you podcash episode 101 from the front of Bubbles’ shed! The video version was released last week on SwearNet.com, but the free audio cocksucker is now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
You might want to smoke a joint before you watch this one because holy fuck, the Boys get into some weird spacey shit when Bubbles takes Ricky and Julian down the rabbit hole with a conversation about the “Mandela Effect” – the totally fucked idea that some of us are from an alternate universe which combined with the current universe when they set off a big fucking particle collider despite Steven fucking Hawking’s warnings against it!
Yep, you’ll want some good dope for this.
PLUS: Ricky correctly pronounces a word that he has been struggling with for years! But then… he fucks it up again.
The latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn, was full of fucking spills and thrills! Several drinks were spilled and Bubbles’ computer may be a casualty.
The Boys reminisce about the music of Rick Astley, and Bubbles claims that Astley is the original inspiration for Ricky’s now-famous hair do. Ricky denies that, but then again, he doesn’t remember much from those days. The man smoked a lot of dope.
Speaking of Ricky being stoned as fuck, the dope that he’s been smoking lately has made him extremely fucking convinced that the earth is indeed flat. Bubbles takes issue with that, and all Flat-Earthers, and they dive into a roaring debate.
The Boys also discuss Michael J Fox’s middle name, Paul McCartney’s sexual (?) album Ram, and The Ties that Bind Families.
PLUS: What would you pay for Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s wrestling trunks? Would you pay more if you were guaranteed they touched his bare cock and balls?
Ricky and Julian go toe-to-toe (kind of) with Jeopardy legend Ken Jennings (not really) on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Jennings is not actually on the podcash, but Bubbles did manage to dig up the questions that he answered to begin his legendary Jeopardy streak on June 2nd 2004. And guess which of the Boys actually did pretty fuckin’ good with those questions!
Also – Ricky gets nautical on this episode and describes what kind of Sting Ray he would be, if given the chance!
Julian bore witness to the “brain agreement” between Ricky and Bubbles, and now you can join him by downloading the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, free on iTunes and Libsyn!
Ricky signs away his brain to Bubbles for scientific research, after Bubbles supposes that people like Ricky and Tommy Chong probably have tons of resin and dope residue on their brains. Ricky agrees to give Bubbles his brain upon his death, so long as there is no “sexy stuff” happening. We wouldn’t want this to turn into an episode of Brain Fuckers.
The Boys discuss a random smattering of shit, including the threat that spiders pose to mankind, Chinese scam artists, dealing with judges, and a fuckload more.
PLUS: Exactly how much mental control do the Boys have over their nutsacks?
Just what in the fuck happened in the black-out liquor week that started on St. Patrick’s Day? That’s what the Boys are trying to figure out on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
Alex Lifeson is in the house! Er, the guitar factory! The legendary Rush guitarist joins the Boys at the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
Now that Rush has stopped doing the massive live tours, Bubbles wonders if Alex would be up for becoming a Shitrocker. Lucky for him, Alex is still working on new material, and he debuts it, right here on the fuckin’ podcash!
PLUS: Are Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and Alex eating jerky… or… did Ricky just slip them a bunch of mushrooms and assorted Memphis drugs?!