Not all stories can be told from an arm chair. On today’s episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey, Lahey takes us out of his liquor parlour and into the Sunnyvale Bowling Alley!
Twenty years ago, in 1997, Lahey was at the top of his bowling game. Unfortunately, he was not wearing the regulation bowling pants, and was disqualified, robbed of his trophy, and banned from the bowling alley for 20 years.
Well, the shit clock has reached the end of its countdown, and now Lahey is free to return to the bowling alley and right a 20-year-old wrong.
Will he win back his championship?
Will he get drunk as fuck?
Will he wear regulation pants?
Will he wear pants at all?
One thing’s for sure. He’ll be letting the liquor do the bowling.
The latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey is a journey so deep into Lahey’s liquor brain that you may fear you will never return to your normal life.
After having a late-night “epissany,” Lahey wakes from a deep sleep and decides he needs to rush to SwearNet studios to record a late-night Liquor Stories to impart a mountain of shit-knowledge on the SwearNet audience.
No Chipper, no problem, Lahey can operate his own camera. He proceeds to launch into a dimly-lit magnum shit-opus of epic proportions. Old Man Liquor offers rules to live by, and his unstoppable train of thought is only interrupted twice – once for a phone call, and once for a mean fuckin’ swig of Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.
Lahey looks back on a trip of discovery he took as a young man in the latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey.
He was young, he had long hair, and he has feeling pressure to become a cop, just like his old man, and just like his old man’s old man. That’s when he decided he needed to go find himself. He certainly did, in a big fuckin way, in Italy.
Learn how a special liquor led him to losing his virginity (twice), how he nearly lost his balls, and how he found himself running with the bulls.
PLUS: In a totally random drunken tangent, you’ll also learn how to tie a handy fuckin’ nautical knot!
The liquor shall not sleep, the liquor shall not rest in peace, the liquor shall return!
Liquor Stories with James Lahey returns for a second season, with Mr. Lahey dedicating the first episode to a sippy-poo that is very symbolic of the upper-classity, VAT 69.
Lahey, coming to us from his recently renogulated set, takes a trip down memory lane to New York City in 1984, and the Halifax Harbour in the 1970s, and shares some of the important moments in his life that involved VAT 69.
Hot summer days, drug busts, biker gangs, and sexy Scottish men are all part of VAT 69’s Liquor Story!
Wanna know why Jim Lahey started drinking? Woof woof!
This week on Liquor Stories, Jim Lahey grabs his little white balls, and discusses the ancient sports of golf and getting shitfaced!
Fucky the Drunk Clown returns: Jim Lahey has a new Liquor Story for you at swearnet.com!
This week, Jim takes you back to 19th century Paris, and tells the story of a revolutionary liquor that got Napoleon’s army drunk as fuck!
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Today on SwearNet: Spend Christmas Eve with Jim Lahey, Randy, and a coupla festive liquor stories. Made with love!
Need some liquor recommendations for the holidays? Jim Lahey casts his expert eye over Scotch whisky – perfect for liquorball sandwiches!
Watch out for a special episode of Liquor Stories at swearnet.com this week!