If you had to put your lips on Lahey, Randy, or Phil the Mustard Tiger, which one would you choose? On the latest episode of Trailer Park Cats, the kitties let the cigarettes decide!
After discovering a liquor and cheeseburger party that went terribly wrong, Bubbles recruits Julian and Ricky to help resuscitate Phil, Lahey, and Randy. The three idiots inhaled a lot of carbon monoxide, and the kitties know what they must do: mouth-to-fucking-mouth.
This episode of Trailer Park Cats is an animated feline adaptation of a classic scene from Season 7!
Jim Lahey sits down with a bottle of Liquormen’s and answers fan questions on SwearNet’s latest edition of Ask Me Fucking Anything.
Lahey and the liquor tackle a wide range of questions including:
- Would Lahey even consider making nice with Julian and Ricky?
- How many people has Lahey shot?
- When was he first attracted to men?
- What are Randy’s finest qualities?
Lahey also answers a number of questions surrounding the pros and cons of listening to the liquor – we all know, sometimes it can fuck you over big time.
PLUS: Worried about a possible upcoming liquor store strike in Ontario? Lahey has a very simple solution.
Lahey and Randy will soon be in front of the SwearNet cameras for an Ask Me Fucking Anything, and we need questions from you dicks!
Wondering about some of the shit that went down in Season 11? Now’s your chance to ask the captain of the shitliner and the cheeseburger locker!
Write your questions in the comment section below, and go fuck yourself while you’re at it.
The liquor shall not sleep, the liquor shall not rest in peace, the liquor shall return!
Liquor Stories with James Lahey returns for a second season, with Mr. Lahey dedicating the first episode to a sippy-poo that is very symbolic of the upper-classity, VAT 69.
Lahey, coming to us from his recently renogulated set, takes a trip down memory lane to New York City in 1984, and the Halifax Harbour in the 1970s, and shares some of the important moments in his life that involved VAT 69.
Hot summer days, drug busts, biker gangs, and sexy Scottish men are all part of VAT 69’s Liquor Story!
Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to have a Halloween theme for the latest episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy.
Though Randy is full of enthusiasm (candy, dressing up, oh my!), we are reminded that Mr. Lahey HATES Halloween, due to the traumatic incidents of Halloween 1977. The painful memories turn Lahey into the LIQUOR.
But, the show must go on! Randy prepares some BRAIN BURGERS for “Randy’s Kitchen” and Mr. Lahey shows us some footage of a boozy boat trip that he and Randy took to Nova Scotia’s most famous landmark, Peggy’s Cove!
Take a trip around the world without leaving your liquor! Episode 10 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!
Join Mr. Lahey as he and renowned liquor scholar Dom Carlos explore the spiritual effects of the liquors of the world! Randy’s Kitchen serves up a summertime burger delight, and we learn how to roll a pinner!
Stay tuned til the end – Lahey has a big fuckin’ surprise for Randers!
Lahey and Randy are back from their trip through the USA, but they’re not slowing down — Lahey’s embarking on a liquor trip around the world!
With the help of Liquor Professor Dom Carlos, Lahey delves into the spirit of spirits. Besides making you shit-faced, liquor can take you on a cultural experience like no other! Or does it just make you shit-faced? We’re not sure.
On Randy’s Kitchen, Bobandy is going full Mexican on his burger patties. PLUS: Learn a sensible way to cut down on your dope intake!
The SHIT HAWK is real – and he has been summoned!
Episode 8 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available in audio form – free of fucking charge – on iTunes and Libsyn! Behold as the liquor wicker basket takes control and Randy and Lahey are visited by a shitty apparition.
Plus – Randy teaches us how to cook liquorball sandwiches!
Mix yourself a drinky poo and check out our latest Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 11! You have questions, and the liquor has answers.
Join Jim Lahey as he discusses 10/10 drunk, political aspirations, and those little pricks – BOTTLE KIDS.
Remember, we’re collection questions for Sarah! Ask her fucking anything!
On this week’s Jim Lahey Show & Randy: The Liquor Wicker Basket is calling the shots this week! Randy and Lahey bicker over a lack of guests, this week’s toast, and Randy’s fucked liquorball sandwiches. Will a sing-along make it all better? NOPE!
Want your own copy of Lahey’s shit-tastic Dicshitnary? You can buy one (or two or three) here! http://www.johndunsworth.com/dicshitnary!