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New on swearnet.com – The Liquor has Returned!

Lahey puts his feet up and enjoys some VAT 69

The liquor shall not sleep, the liquor shall not rest in peace, the liquor shall return!

Liquor Stories with James Lahey returns for a second season, with Mr. Lahey dedicating the first episode to a sippy-poo that is very symbolic of the upper-classity, VAT 69.

Lahey, coming to us from his recently renogulated set, takes a trip down memory lane to New York City in 1984, and the Halifax Harbour in the 1970s, and shares some of the important moments in his life that involved VAT 69.

Hot summer days, drug busts, biker gangs, and sexy Scottish men are all part of VAT 69’s Liquor Story!

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New on swearnet – Jim Lahey HATES Halloween!

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Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to have a Halloween theme for the latest episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy.

Though Randy is full of enthusiasm (candy, dressing up, oh my!), we are reminded that Mr. Lahey HATES Halloween, due to the traumatic incidents of Halloween 1977.  The painful memories turn Lahey into the LIQUOR.

But, the show must go on!  Randy prepares some BRAIN BURGERS for “Randy’s Kitchen” and Mr. Lahey shows us some footage of a boozy boat trip that he and Randy took to Nova Scotia’s most famous landmark, Peggy’s Cove!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn: In the Spirit of Liquor

Lahey is sampling the world's liquors

Take a trip around the world without leaving your liquor!  Episode 10 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!

Join Mr. Lahey as he and renowned liquor scholar Dom Carlos explore the spiritual effects of the liquors of the world!  Randy’s Kitchen serves up a summertime burger delight, and we learn how to roll a pinner!

Stay tuned til the end – Lahey has a big fuckin’ surprise for Randers!

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New on swearnet.com: A Liquor Trip around the World

Lahey looks at a glass of scotch

Lahey and Randy are back from their trip through the USA, but they’re not slowing down — Lahey’s embarking on a liquor trip around the world!

With the help of Liquor Professor Dom Carlos, Lahey delves into the spirit of spirits.  Besides making you shit-faced, liquor can take you on a cultural experience like no other!  Or does it just make you shit-faced?  We’re not sure.

On Randy’s Kitchen, Bobandy is going full Mexican on his burger patties.  PLUS: Learn a sensible way to cut down on your dope intake!

 

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Now on iTunes/Libsyn: Randy and Lahey Have Summoned the Shit Hawk!

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The SHIT HAWK is real – and he has been summoned!

Episode 8 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available in audio form – free of fucking charge – on iTunes and Libsyn!  Behold as the liquor wicker basket takes control and Randy and Lahey are visited by a shitty apparition.

Plus – Randy teaches us how to cook liquorball sandwiches!

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New at swearnet.com: Beware the SHITHAWK!

Jim Lahey, Randy, and a shithawk!On this week’s Jim Lahey Show & Randy: The Liquor Wicker Basket is calling the shots this week! Randy and Lahey bicker over a lack of guests, this week’s toast, and Randy’s fucked liquorball sandwiches. Will a sing-along make it all better? NOPE!

 

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