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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – HELLoween

The Boys are drunk and stoned for Halloween

The Boys are dressed up and drunked up for the Halloween edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

Ricky is dressed as Lord Stanley’s Cup, in a costume that is very top-heavy due to the ice and cans of Ricky’s Catch 23 Malt Liquor on top of his head.  Bubbles is dressed in a DECENT Jason costume, but then Julian shows up late and ruins Bubbles’ excitement by also dressing as Jason (though a much shittier version).

The Boys carve pumpkins and talk about Halloween “fun facts” while the set nearly burns on two occasions (both Ricky’s fault, of course).

PLUS: Why in the fuck is Ricky asking people to mail him dirty old cigarette butts?!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet – HELLoween

The Boys are drunk and stoned for Halloween

It’s that time of the year again, when the Boys get drunk and high and celebrate Halloween!  The set is decorated, the Boys are primed, and the pumpkins are ready to be carved on this week’s special episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Ricky dresses as the Stanley Cup, complete with an ice-and-beer-filled cup on his head.  Meanwhile, both Bubbles and Julian dressed as Jason, which supremely pisses Bubbles off because he “called” dressing as Jason.

The Boys share some fun facts about Halloween, including the fact that it is held on the same day, every year.  Julian gets us learnt on Sting starting the Jack-O-Lantern, and then the Boys carve their own pumpkins.

PLUS: Why in the fuck does Ricky want to be a lobster?!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – Offworld Cookery Returns!

The Offworld Cookery dicks have a table this time!

It’s been two years since we’ve seen these dicks on SwearNet, but Offworld Cookery is back with a new season!  And in the season premiere, Paul, Chico, and Alessandro actually have a fucking table this time!

The food cocks from Northern England have transformed themselves into a pack of posh cunts with a stunning menu that brings fine dining to the great outdoors.  Take a delightful romp through the some of the finest fresh spring flavours imaginable, including lobster, monkfish, and lemon jizz!

Stay tuned til the end – these fine English gentleman seem to misplace their manners and things turn ugly!

New on swearnet.com – Avoiding Whisky Dick

Julian sips on rum and reads fan questions

Julian is in a positive mood for today’s episode of Dear Julian, despite some of you pricks deciding it’s ok to call him Swayze!

Julian sips on a rum and coke and answers fan questions about whisky-dick threesomes, lending money to friends who want to make a rap record, the sexiest places for ladies to get tattoos, and much more.

He also explains why his last name is secret (and it’s NOT fucking SWAYZE).

PLUS: How in the fuck can a Maritimer like Jules hate seafood?!