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New on swearnet.com – German Humour is the Best

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JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany on today’s episode of Mailbag, and holy fuck is it a doozy!

The package from Deutschland is dirty as fuck – it contains a number of sex toys for the Boys as well as something for Lucy’s “ass pussy”.

The Boys hear from regular contributor Rudi, a book of Jewish Comedy from New York, and a letter all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia (which is a few minutes down the fucking highway from SwearNet Studios).

PLUS: The Boys get some DECENT t-shirts and hats from the dicks at Maritime Grime!

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New on swearnet.com – A Mailbag ft. Pat “Stoned Fuck” Roach!

Pat Roach joins the Mailbag, and he is stoned

Pat Roach joins JP, Mike, and Robb on the latest episode of Mailbag, and he kicks things off by getting high as fuck!

Pat receives some mail that was intended for The Jim Lahey Show (& Randy), and the Boys are asked to be a part of a Canada 150 memorabilia collection.  They also receive an autographed John Garrett hockey card (the Boys didn’t really know who in the fuck he is, if you’re in the same boat, you can check his Wikipedia page here… he is a bit bigger of a deal than the Boys seem to realize).

Since Pat seems to be around the studio more and more, he has a request for you dicks: send HIM some shit to the Mailbag!

(here’s the address in case you stoned fuckers can’t find it on our website)

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

We receive a shit-ton of goodies for the mailbag so please be patient if you send something in. If the package contains food or something perishable please indicate it on the package, we don’t want dirty fuckin’ garbage juice all over the studio!

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New on swearnet.com – Sweet and Cunty Peanuts

The Boys receive a wood burning

The Boys encounter some spicy nuts and cock-shaped plants on the latest episode of Mailbag, also known as the Autograph Show!   Just don’t tell Mike we wrote that.

Robb, JP, and Mike receive a DECENT woodburning that has already been signed by the legendary John Dunsworth, with the artist hoping that the Boys will add their John Hancocks to it.  Speaking of burning, they open a package from a US Army veteran that contains extremely spicy peanuts and beef.  The vet served in Iraq and the Boys express their gratitude for his bravery.

PLUS: The Boys receive a bunch of “happy balls” and they have conflicting opinions as to how to use them!

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New on swearnet.com – The Highest Mailbag Ever

Mike Smith tries some badass hot sauce

The Boys are back in the sack and high as fuck for another episode of Mailbag!

They receive a mysterious laughing teddy bear from someone named Alien Female, who may or may not have smuggled drugs in the bear’s ass.  Mike nearly blows his head off with some hot sauce, JP is jealous of a muscular Mountie, and Robb keeps saying “cantaloupe”, probably because he’s stoned out of his goddamn mind.

PLUS: The Boys are invited to a wedding!

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New on swearnet.com – Rudi Invades the Mailbag

For this episode of Mailbag, the Boys are extra baked — and that’s saying something.

In Episode 10 – “The Rudi Episode” – the Boys continue to receive a seemingly never-ending supply of mail from the ever-generous superfan known as Rudi.  JP and Robb are wearing shirts that they already received from Rudi, but more material is on the way, including a country-western necklace for Trinity.  Rudi even makes a suggestion on how to shoot Podcast Episode 100, and his idea about shooting in a different location with lots of cast and crew celebrating Canada’s 150th birthday was actually exactly what we fucking well did for Podcast Episode 100.

Intrigued by Rudi’s devotion to all things Trailer Park Boys, Mike decides to put on his detective cap and makes a phone call to see if he can discover some information about the superfan.

PLUS: The Boys learn about a jam shed, Robb gets some DECENT Ricky, and JP receives the gift of Swayze.

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New on swearnet.com – Robb, JP, and Christine

The Boys are sitting in the mailbag

The Mailbag is back, mother fuckers!  After wrapping Season 12, the Boys are back in the sack.

We’re not sure if the theme of this episode is “fan art” or “the big fuckin Mike Smith gift hour”, because there was a lot of art, but also a lot of shit for Smith.

But don’t worry about JP and Robb – Mailbag MVP Rudi has them covered, and more.  He played a big part in the “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest, and he doesn’t seem to be ready to quit anytime soon.

PLUS: What in the fuck is with the horse-cock load-bag?!

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New on swearnet.com – Bent Fabric’s Alley Cat

Mike Smith holds up an album called ALLEY CAT

The Season 12 contest entries keep pouring in on the latest episode of Mailbag!

A while back, the Boys asked you crazy fuckers to send in some props and trinkets and silly shit that they can use to decorate the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.  They’ll pick their top 10 at the end of the month.  There’s still a bit of time to get your shit in the mail, so put down that joint and get to the post office!  Click here for details and our fucking address!

Competition is stiffer than Randy in a Blandford play, with the Boys receiving a bubble maker for Bubbles’ shed, art supplies for Ricky’s trailer, and some DECENT records from Mountain Music Vinyl!

PLUS: Holy fuck, is it possible the drug-sniffing drugs at Canadian Customs got stoned because they’re sniffing drugs all day?  Because they missed a big one here…

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New on swearnet.com – Edibles and Mailbags

The Boys carefully open a glitterbomb on Mailbag

The Boys narrowly escape an act of glittercock terrorism on today’s episode of Mailbag!

JP, Mike, and Robb are in a smokeless Mailbag tent (the episode is called “Edibles” – get it… they’re still high as fuck), and the “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest is in full swing!  The Boys are looking for some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, and they definitely received some contenders in this round, including a DECENT kitty wall-hanging, a houndstooth snuggie, and a Lahey-sized flask!

But it was a cock-sized poster tube filled with many tiny mini-cocks that caught the most attention!

Remember – the Season 12 decoration contest ends on May 31st, so get your shit in the mail ASAP!  Click here for details.  You can send your shit to the Mailbag at:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

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Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale!

The Boys are sitting in a smokey mailbag

Alright dickheads, the Boys are back in the sack and they threw out a DECENT contest idea on the latest episode of Mailbag!

Before we know it, the camera dicks will be following Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles again for Season 12. We you arseholes to send some shit to the Mailbag to help decorate Sunnyvale!  If you have something that you think would make a great decoration for the set of Trailer Park Boys, send the cocksucker in and it just might make its way to Sunnyvale!

Contest details: 

  • Send us small shit only – anything that can fit inside a shoebox is good to go.
  • We’ll choose our 10 favourite items and use the cocksuckers on the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
  • If we choose your shit, we’ll give you a free year-long subscription to SwearNet.com to say fuckin’ thanks.
  • The deadline is the end of May – we need to receive your shit by May 31st!
  • We will announce the winners on an upcoming episode of Mailbag.
  • Contest open to SwearNet members only.  Please include your username.  If you’re not a member, what the fuck are you waiting for?

Mailbag address:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

ALSO on this episode of Mailbag – the Boys receive some piss jugs from Big Joe’s Biker Rings (the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry), and a DECENT album of kitty songs from Pony Death Ride – including a fucking awesome cover of  Kitties Are So Nice:

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