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New on swearnet.com – Bent Fabric’s Alley Cat

Mike Smith holds up an album called ALLEY CAT

The Season 12 contest entries keep pouring in on the latest episode of Mailbag!

A while back, the Boys asked you crazy fuckers to send in some props and trinkets and silly shit that they can use to decorate the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.  They’ll pick their top 10 at the end of the month.  There’s still a bit of time to get your shit in the mail, so put down that joint and get to the post office!  Click here for details and our fucking address!

Competition is stiffer than Randy in a Blandford play, with the Boys receiving a bubble maker for Bubbles’ shed, art supplies for Ricky’s trailer, and some DECENT records from Mountain Music Vinyl!

PLUS: Holy fuck, is it possible the drug-sniffing drugs at Canadian Customs got stoned because they’re sniffing drugs all day?  Because they missed a big one here…

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New on swearnet.com – Edibles and Mailbags

The Boys carefully open a glitterbomb on Mailbag

The Boys narrowly escape an act of glittercock terrorism on today’s episode of Mailbag!

JP, Mike, and Robb are in a smokeless Mailbag tent (the episode is called “Edibles” – get it… they’re still high as fuck), and the “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest is in full swing!  The Boys are looking for some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, and they definitely received some contenders in this round, including a DECENT kitty wall-hanging, a houndstooth snuggie, and a Lahey-sized flask!

But it was a cock-sized poster tube filled with many tiny mini-cocks that caught the most attention!

Remember – the Season 12 decoration contest ends on May 31st, so get your shit in the mail ASAP!  Click here for details.  You can send your shit to the Mailbag at:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

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Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale!

The Boys are sitting in a smokey mailbag

Alright dickheads, the Boys are back in the sack and they threw out a DECENT contest idea on the latest episode of Mailbag!

Before we know it, the camera dicks will be following Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles again for Season 12. We you arseholes to send some shit to the Mailbag to help decorate Sunnyvale!  If you have something that you think would make a great decoration for the set of Trailer Park Boys, send the cocksucker in and it just might make its way to Sunnyvale!

Contest details: 

  • Send us small shit only – anything that can fit inside a shoebox is good to go.
  • We’ll choose our 10 favourite items and use the cocksuckers on the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
  • If we choose your shit, we’ll give you a free year-long subscription to SwearNet.com to say fuckin’ thanks.
  • The deadline is the end of May – we need to receive your shit by May 31st!
  • We will announce the winners on an upcoming episode of Mailbag.
  • Contest open to SwearNet members only.  Please include your username.  If you’re not a member, what the fuck are you waiting for?

Mailbag address:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

ALSO on this episode of Mailbag – the Boys receive some piss jugs from Big Joe’s Biker Rings (the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry), and a DECENT album of kitty songs from Pony Death Ride – including a fucking awesome cover of  Kitties Are So Nice:

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New on swearnet.com – The Kiln-Baked Boys

The Boys hold a clay version of Ricky

It’s the Mailbag, mother fucker, and JP, Robb, and Mike love getting free shit!

On this week’s episode, they receive some DECENT clay versions of themselves!  Holy fuck the fans are talented.  They also get some fucked up letters that could very well be ransom notes.  Remember: ease up on the letters and go harder on the free shit!

They also receive a massive package from Tom, a long-time fan whose struggle with Cluster Headaches was referenced in Trippin’ with Leigh.  Tom does a daily vlog which is worth checking out if you want to know more about this painful fucking disease!

If you have some shit you’d like to send the Boys, use this address:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

A few things to remember – it may take them a long fucking time to open the cocksuckers, and “free shit” is way more fun than fucking letters!

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New on swearnet.com – A Nice Way to Dress up a Dope Jar

The Boys are back in the Mailbag

The Boys are back in the sack and they’re opening more of your free shit on the latest episode of Mailbag!

Two patterns emerge in the episode – the Boys are getting too many fucking letters and not enough parcels, and JP and Robb need more fucking love.  Mike received way too much shit in this one!

Actually there’s a third theme in this fucking episode – SwearNet/TPB fans are extremely creative!  You artistic fucks sent in your own novels, films, and custom guitar pedals!

Plus: The Boys receive a DECENT photo from the SwearNet ladies, Robb gets a solid “Ricky” shirt, and Big Joe sends more of his awesome TPB jewelry!

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New on swearnet.com – It’s a 3D Cock!

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Holy fuck the Boys finally did it, they got to the bottom of the massive fucking Mailbag Mountain!

In this episode, the Boys discover that a kitty blanket they got on the last episode was not just any kitty blanket, it was a blanket featuring VINCE THE FUCKING PINCE!

PLUS: The Boys receive t-shirts, a 3D-printed cock, and an interview invitation from the Drunk News Network; and some DECENT Buddy Guy shit from Chicago!

If you’d like to send in some shit to help rebuild Mailbag Mountain, hit us up at:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

 

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New on swearnet.com – The Mailbag Is Joined by a Giant Cock

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It’s the Mailbag, motherfuckers, and on this episode, Mike seems to have transformed into a giant dick.

The Boys burn through a pile of goodies from California, England, and plenty of fucking places in between.  They get a billion fucking questions from Alberta, some DECENT t-shirts from Leeds (important when you’re living in the studio and you have no clean clothes), and some penis koozies from the Sugar Bitches!

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New on swearnet.com – The Six Foot Cock

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It’s the Mailbag, mother fuckers!  On this episode, Mike discovers the vicious secrets behind the Dragon’s Blood hot sauce that nearly took his head off last week.

We have another contender for “package of the year” with an absolutely fucking bonanza from New York, including a SIX FOOT COCK.  Big Joe sends in some more DECENT shit, and the Boys get a butter maker, which is probably related to dope somehow.

This episode is brought to you by Mike Smith’s epic wine bender!

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New on swearnet.com – Fucked Over by Dragon’s Blood

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On today’s Mailbag (motherfucker), the Boys open a box from Hawaii that is in contention for PACKAGE OF THE YEAR!

As per usual, Mike tastes a bunch of hot sauces (and gets absolutely fucked over by one of them), the Boys get a shit apple, and a bunch of swearing cats.  They also get some DECENT fan art, in the form of a TPB comic!

We also learn a few things – limit your letters for the Boys to 10 words or less, and it might not be wise to ask for 200 tiny fucking autographs.

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New on swearnet.com – A Sack Full of Nuts

Mike Smith is blowing a smoke bubble

It’s the Mailbag, mother fuckers!  The Boys get a deeeecent haul in this episode, highlighted by a GREASY Randy gut ring from Big Joe’s Biker Rings!

They also get a fuck load of candy from Sweden, space gifts, mixed nuts, and a birthday card (WITH LIQUOR CASH) for Mike.  Perhaps the most fucked up thing they receive is a mystery box full of suspicious oils and powders – is someone out to poison the Boys, or are looks deceiving?!

And this is a public service announcement to Mike – JP’s mom DOES watch this fucking show, so watch your goddamn mouth!

If you want to send some shit to the Mailbag (with absolutely NO guarantee that it’ll be opened in any kind of a timely fucking fashion), use this address:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

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