Tag Archive for Mailbag

New at swearnet.com – Can I Touch Your Nuts?

Mike Smith's nuts at SwearNet!

On today’s greasy edition of Mailbag: Who wants Mike to call him ‘mom’? How good is Mike in the sack? Who wants a mouthful of Mike’s nuts? And why the FUCK is Mike getting all the mail today?! Find out now!!!!

 

Wanna pump up our flaccid mailbag with your goodies? Send ’em along to:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

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New at swearnet.com – Got Gooed, Bud!

 

On today’s messy edition of Mailbag, the Boys wrangle with fuck-ton of word papers, and get a bunch of delicious shit-nacks and an awesome Lahey tribute. Plus: JP gets showered in Mike’s silly load!

Got some awesome shit you want to send to the Boys (though not literally shit, we’ve got enough of that…) Send it to:

 

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

Will your package contain perishable items or something that will stink to high fuck if we leave it in the Mailbag too long? For fuck’s sake write a warning on the side of the box!

 

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New at swearnet.com – Mailbag Parcel for Muscle Dummy!

Mailbag at SwearNet with Robb, JP and Mike

Getting free shit is so much fucking fun, YEAH!! What’s in the Mailbag this week? Mike shows off his mastery of the Polish language, Robb gets some awesome new shirts for Ricky, and JP unsheathes his mighty fucking sword for a mouldy parcel from Idaho!

Wanna send something into Mailbag (apart from shitty old potatoes)? Send it to:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

We receive a cockload of goodies for Mailbag so please be patient! If the package contains food please indicate it on the package, we don’t want any studio kitties getting the shits from dirty old garbage juice!

 

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New on swearnet.com – German Humour is the Best

http://bit.ly/GermanHumour

JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany on today’s episode of Mailbag, and holy fuck is it a doozy!

The package from Deutschland is dirty as fuck – it contains a number of sex toys for the Boys as well as something for Lucy’s “ass pussy”.

The Boys hear from regular contributor Rudi, a book of Jewish Comedy from New York, and a letter all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia (which is a few minutes down the fucking highway from SwearNet Studios).

PLUS: The Boys get some DECENT t-shirts and hats from the dicks at Maritime Grime!

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New on swearnet.com – A Mailbag ft. Pat “Stoned Fuck” Roach!

Pat Roach joins the Mailbag, and he is stoned

Pat Roach joins JP, Mike, and Robb on the latest episode of Mailbag, and he kicks things off by getting high as fuck!

Pat receives some mail that was intended for The Jim Lahey Show (& Randy), and the Boys are asked to be a part of a Canada 150 memorabilia collection.  They also receive an autographed John Garrett hockey card (the Boys didn’t really know who in the fuck he is, if you’re in the same boat, you can check his Wikipedia page here… he is a bit bigger of a deal than the Boys seem to realize).

Since Pat seems to be around the studio more and more, he has a request for you dicks: send HIM some shit to the Mailbag!

(here’s the address in case you stoned fuckers can’t find it on our website)

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

We receive a shit-ton of goodies for the mailbag so please be patient if you send something in. If the package contains food or something perishable please indicate it on the package, we don’t want dirty fuckin’ garbage juice all over the studio!

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New on swearnet.com – Sweet and Cunty Peanuts

The Boys receive a wood burning

The Boys encounter some spicy nuts and cock-shaped plants on the latest episode of Mailbag, also known as the Autograph Show!   Just don’t tell Mike we wrote that.

Robb, JP, and Mike receive a DECENT woodburning that has already been signed by the legendary John Dunsworth, with the artist hoping that the Boys will add their John Hancocks to it.  Speaking of burning, they open a package from a US Army veteran that contains extremely spicy peanuts and beef.  The vet served in Iraq and the Boys express their gratitude for his bravery.

PLUS: The Boys receive a bunch of “happy balls” and they have conflicting opinions as to how to use them!

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New on swearnet.com – The Highest Mailbag Ever

Mike Smith tries some badass hot sauce

The Boys are back in the sack and high as fuck for another episode of Mailbag!

They receive a mysterious laughing teddy bear from someone named Alien Female, who may or may not have smuggled drugs in the bear’s ass.  Mike nearly blows his head off with some hot sauce, JP is jealous of a muscular Mountie, and Robb keeps saying “cantaloupe”, probably because he’s stoned out of his goddamn mind.

PLUS: The Boys are invited to a wedding!

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