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New on swearnet.com – Explorers

The Offworld Cookery dicks are exploring barren terrain

Three brave men (only men, unfortunately no women involved) bravely take to the ACTUAL barren terrain of Antarctica in this harrowing episode of Offworld Cookery.

This vicious expedition tests the limits of Captain Scott and his band of merry masturbating men, as they endure harsh cold, shitty powdered food, and far too many horse-related meals.  And a little game of backgammon, just for the fuck of it.

Will they survive the elements?  Or will their weird fucking mountain food kill them?  Can one die of over-feeding the geese?!

New on swearnet.com: Pickles & Jelly Try Mushrooms!

Pickles, Jelly, and Hippie Ted trip out

Cheap Smokes is back with something for the kids… Pickles and Jelly are visited by their stinky friend Hippie Ted!  Pickles and Jelly love magic, and they’re in luck because Hippie Ted is going to send them off to imagination land with his magic mushrooms.  In an Arts and Farts and Crafts segment, Hippie Ted gives us the ins & outs of buying shrooms, eating them on pizza, and some advice on STAYING NORMAL – something ol’ Jelly could use!

PLUS: Two musical numbers!  The Masturbation Rap and Puppy Dog are a couple of tunes you won’t soon forget.