But sweetheart, they were the fucking $8 good kind!
Got a Trailer Park Boys meme or art masterpiece to share? Tag em #TPBfanart on Instagram or Twitter for a chance to be feature. DECENT!
Sunnyvale can be a sexy goddamn place to live, and it’s time you shared that sexiness with your special someone!
Stop wasting your fucking money on Valentine’s Day cards and make your own e-Valentine using TrailerParkBoys.com’s greasy new meme generator!
The fucking instructions:
- Click here to go to the meme generator.
- Choose from the four Valentine’s Day pictures on the left — a sultry bow-tied Randers, Red Light District Bubbles, Sexian, or one of the longest-lasting couples in Sunnyvale, Randy and Mr. Lahey!
- Slap your personalized greasy message of romance on the cocksucker. You can move the text left, right, up, and down.
- Once you’ve finished your Valentine and the mawfk is looking perfect, share the whore on social media using the hashtag #TPBvalentine so we can find the prick.
The Boys and the dicks at SwearNet will pick our favourite #TPBvalentine and the winner will receive a flask gift set showcasing the purest love there is – the love between a man and his cheeseburger!
Fuck off, you got work to do! The contest ends at midnight EST on Wednesday, February 15th!
“Are you gonna be a little drinker and a little smoker?”
From Trailer Park Boys Season 9 Episode 3, “Anointed in Liquor”, available on Netflix!
‘You spent my fucking money on this piece of shit?’
‘Correction dawg, I spent our money on this piece of shit, sayin?’
From Trailer Park Boys Season 9 Episode 1: Why in the Fuck Is My Trailer Pink?!
From Trailer Park Boys Season 9… that gassy son of a whore!