The Boys love getting free shit and just one fucking letter today! Watch as Mike, Robb and JP open fan mail from all over the world. Cobra cream in the eye with a MEGA package! Everything is coming together now…. fucking flip counter!
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The Boys love getting free shit even fucking letters (well sort of). Watch as Mike, Robb and JP aka Edward Sword Hands open fan mail from all over the world. Hope the boys have lots of brown crayons because the cat holes are a winkin’! Plus Mike gets some DECENT coasters and I wonder who the pink scissors are for?!
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On today’s Mini Mailbag: The boys get a group “half licked” envelope and get mushy over three shit weasels bornt in a basement. JP claims some dope flavoured candy canes and this epic package has a good ole fashioned box inside a box!
Here’s something to brighten up your shitty Monday – The Real Fucking Reality Show is BACK!!!
This week: How many drunk and stoned dicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? FOUR! Sparks fly as the Boys and Pat take on a simple electrical task…
On today’s greasy edition of Mailbag: Who wants Mike to call him ‘mom’? How good is Mike in the sack? Who wants a mouthful of Mike’s nuts? And why the FUCK is Mike getting all the mail today?! Find out now!!!!
Wanna pump up our flaccid mailbag with your goodies? Send ’em along to:
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
It’s time to delve into SwearNet’s bulging sack and discover what you crazy fucks have sent Robb, JP and Mike! On today’s Mailbag, there’s more crazy shit from Rudi, a fucking fancy hat for Pat, a bunch of decent custom jerseys, and a jar of mysterious green powder! What the fuck is it, and who’s gonna try it?!
The teleprompter is loaded up, the camera is on the jib, and Pat Roach is dressed and ready for some Extreme Fucking News and Weather on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show.
However, Pat seems to be struggling with the feedback he’s receiving from JP, Robb, and Mike. They worry that he is not finding the proper balance between passion and goofiness, and he is having trouble improvising his fucking swearing.
Pat has his own complaints too – like, who in the fuck is having shit explosions in the toilets at SwearNet Studios?
JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany on today’s episode of Mailbag, and holy fuck is it a doozy!
The package from Deutschland is dirty as fuck – it contains a number of sex toys for the Boys as well as something for Lucy’s “ass pussy”.
The Boys hear from regular contributor Rudi, a book of Jewish Comedy from New York, and a letter all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia (which is a few minutes down the fucking highway from SwearNet Studios).
PLUS: The Boys get some DECENT t-shirts and hats from the dicks at Maritime Grime!
It’s time to get fucking serious on the Real Fucking Reality Show!
Pat Roach has his game face on, along with his classic SwearNet outfit, and he’s ready to test out the new green screen and news equipment that the Boys have set up for him. They’re not fucking around – they set up a virtual news studio, along with a teleprompter and one of those crane-swingy fucking camera things.
PLUS: Watch Pat warm up his swear cords, and get a glimpse of his pre-game meal.
JP, Robb, and Mike meet Johnny Angelfish, Slip Saturn, and Virginia Madison on the latest episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show.
Just who in the fuck are these people? Well, Johnny is a professional pickpocket, Slip is a retired astronaut, and Virginia is a southern belle. They all happen to live inside Mike Smith’s absolutely fucked brain, and were written down on pieces of paper and put into a hat.
The Boys draw characters out of the cap and improv some voices for what could be an incredibly fucking entertaining puppet show!