It’s not the first episode of 2018, but this is the first time this year that all three of the Boys are conscious for the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles chat about their New Year’s Resolutions (Ricky has already fucked his over), Julian brings up the latest fads in anal and genital bleaching, and Bubbles introduces a new segment he calls “Guess That Sound”!
But that’s not the only new segment that Bubbles has cooked up for 2018 – he also wants to do a segment where podcash fans send in videos of their cats and he will choose the Kitty of the Week!
It’s not the first podcash of the year, but it’s the first one in which the Boys are fully conscious (and Ricky is still hurting from that brutal table incident from last week), and they chat about their New Year’s Resolutions. Take a big fucking guess as to which of the Boys has already fucked up his vow to quit smoking.
Ricky ponders the reason why it’s only 2018 when there’s actually been “millions of years” that have already happened, Julian talks about bleaching cocks and balls, and Bubbles introduces some new segments.
One of those new segments is called Kitty of the Week – he wants you to send in videos of your kitties at their best, and he’ll pick his favourites to showcase on the podcash!
Smokey is in the trailer for the New Year’s Eve episode of the podcash, now available on iTunes and Libsyn! Randy is all fired up for a big night of partying – so fired up that he dons the jeans and cowboy hat.
There’s just one catch – Julian wants a piece of the pie. Not a piece of Smokey’s pie, but a piece of the cash that he will bring in when he’s looking for people who want to party at the Legion. Yeah, we think it’s pretty fucked too.
Ricky talks about his New Year’s Resolutions, which include not firing off fireworks horizontally in the park, and he’s going to try to get less fucked up in 2018. He will definitely get fucked out of his mind for New Year’s Eve, but he says that will be the last of his big stupid partying. We give that about a week.
PLUS: What did Ricky and Julian give Bubbles for Christmas, and what was her name?
Randy is in full jeans-and-cowboy-hat mode and it appears as if he and Julian have some kind of greasy commission agreement (aka some kind of fucked pimp deal). There’s an open invitation for everyone to head down to the Legion on New Year’s Eve for anyone who might like to party with Smokey… and Julian will be sure to get his cut.
Ricky is all cleaned up from his Christmas binge and is soberly saving himself for a New Year’s shit show… but he claims that it will be the last for a while. He also announces that he will no longer shoot off fireworks horizontally in the park, and he will aim for no trailer park complaints in 2018.
Julian and Ricky ask Bubbles how he liked the Christmas gift they got him, but Bubbles remains coy… though the smile on his face suggests he enjoyed her… er… the gift.
PLUS: Ricky reveals a completely fucked habit that he has when he shops for food in the grocery store.
Perhaps the most fucked thing to come out of his rustic barnyard vacation was the greasy interactions between his kitties and the farm animals. Get ready to learn how Orange Thunder got its name!
Also on the podcash, Ricky tries out his virtual reality headset, displays his new wrist purse, and shows off his latest non-PG artistic masterpiece, “Hammy Injoys Cocksicle.” PLUS: Julian has an idea for making money in 2017, and it’s not dirty, literally!