On today’s greasy edition of Mailbag: Who wants Mike to call him ‘mom’? How good is Mike in the sack? Who wants a mouthful of Mike’s nuts? And why the FUCK is Mike getting all the mail today?! Find out now!!!!
Wanna pump up our flaccid mailbag with your goodies? Send ’em along to:
They also get a fuck load of candy from Sweden, space gifts, mixed nuts, and a birthday card (WITH LIQUOR CASH) for Mike. Perhaps the most fucked up thing they receive is a mystery box full of suspicious oils and powders – is someone out to poison the Boys, or are looks deceiving?!
And this is a public service announcement to Mike – JP’s mom DOES watch this fucking show, so watch your goddamn mouth!
If you want to send some shit to the Mailbag (with absolutely NO guarantee that it’ll be opened in any kind of a timely fucking fashion), use this address: