It’s the final episode in the first FUCKED season of Offworld Cookery at SwearNet! This week: feast like a fucking barbarian in Ancient Britain, and learn how to make goat leg stew and shit soup. Yum fucking yum!
What culinary crap would you like to see the Offworld Cookery morons attempt to make in future episodes? Let us know!
Today at SwearNet, we ask: what do vegetarians look like? And what the fuck do they eat? The Offworld Cookery team investigates, with a little help from a bottle of cider and some fucking terrible music!
There’s greasy cheeseburger love-in at SwearNet today! In the latest episode of Offworld Cookery, English tossers Chico and Paul attempt to cook a fucking magical 4th of July feast. Expect liquor, blood, and lots of SHIT mustard….
Are there any outdoor foods you’d like to see the boys try not to fuck up? Let us know!
It’s time for another episode of our new cooking shitshow, Offworld Cookery! This week, SwearNet’s culinary cocks travel into the future to cook up a fucked feast of spam, meatloaf, and prawn flavoured cheese in a tube. The future’s looking SHIT!
Forget Jamie Oliver, Nigella and those other culinary cocktarts – SwearNet is proud to present Offworld Cookery, a tragic (and hilarious) outdoor food spasm following a group of inebriated Northern English morons, and their attempts at cooking three-course meals in the wilderness.
In Episode One shivering shits Chico and Paul grapple with hot pork and mackerel to create a Hawaiian feast on the not-remotely-fucking-tropical Scottish island of Rum. The first episode is FREE to watch, so check it out now!