Tag Archive for Original Comedy

New at swearnet.com – It’s Good News and Bad News for Jean-Marie

The trials and tribulations of idiotic comedy duo Cheap Smokes continues at SwearNet.com, with Jean-Marie hitting her first audition to play a skanky prostitute. This could be her next “full time” role if her swag is good enough. The Casting Director shares with Jean-Marie some valuable good news and bad news but she missed the epic climax. A chair?!? AND SCENE!

Check out the full episode at SwearNet!!

New on swearnet.com – The Origins of Halloween

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It’s Halloween, and the Boys are celebrating!  On this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, and Ricky (er, Weed Man) came prepared with mushroom tea and pumpkin hash cake, and the Boys (mostly Ricky) get FUCKED!

Learn about the origins of Halloween, when God and Santa got together and had a great time and decided to make it an annual event.  Things get a little fucked up and violent on this episode, when a harmonica-playing puppet/robot/doll gets on Ricky and Julian’s nerves, and at one point, Ricky nearly burns the set down.

This fucked podcash for a fucked day is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet.com – The Joke’s on Heather?

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Heather the samsquamptch is overcoming a case of the Mondays and is marching into work, ready to go!  Unfortunately, she’s the only one!

On the latest episode of Cheap Smokes, everyone’s favourite large, hairy, bipedal humanoid thinks she may be the victim of a silly prank when she goes to work and finds the office empty!  Not being one to rest on her hindquarters, Heather dishes out a few pranks of her own.

She also encounters a large bottle of rum and a large pan of suspicious brownies — nothing can go wrong, right?

New on swearnet.com – Jean Marie and the Self Tape

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Jean Marie works her butt off and she isn’t going to miss an opportunity at stardom, you bet!

On the latest Cheap Smokes, Laura is trying her best to put together an audition tape for an upcoming musical.  But when you’re in Jean Marie’s space, you have Jean Marie to contend with.  And when SwearNet’s multi-talented custodian sees a camera, look the fuck out.

… guess this means Jean Marie didn’t get that promotion she was working for, the last time we saw her

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Ow! Lava Hurt! Yuk!

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Some artists spend months or even years perfecting a masterpiece.  Not Ricky, he bangs them out in about 20 minutes.

On the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available FOR FUCKING FREE on iTunes and Libsyn, Ricky joins the ranks of Canada’s most prolific artists by creating Mt. Killa Whale – his latest signed masterpiece, now available on eBay.  After last week’s piece The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu earned nearly $2,000 for the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research, Rick figured he might as well try again, because we all love Gord!

Also on the podcash: Bubbles is hard into the wine, Julian may (or may not) be cheating at Sunnyvale Jeopardy, and Ricky explains global warming.

Episode 61 is sponsored by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet.com – Ow! Lava Hurt! Yuk!

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Ricky’s at it again!  After his masterpiece The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu brought in nearly $2,000 for the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research, he figures he will try it again — this time, tackling the artistic world of volcanoes and whales.

On this week’s episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are back at Sunnyvale Jeopardy, though Bubbles is hard into the wine so things go a bit fucky.  The Boys munch on some snacks from Hawai-eye, and Ricky attempts to explain global warming.

Episode 61 comes courtesy of the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet.com – Oh Fuck It’s Cory

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Sometimes the Boys invite Hollywood directors, famous comedians, or DECENT musicians to join the podcast.

This week, it’s… it’s fucking Cory.

Taking a break from his beard-growing competition with Bubbles, Cory sits down to chat about the Olympics, the dangers of dating a weight lifter, and dude calendars.

The Boys take another crack at Sunnyvale Family Feud, and we get a full-on fucking battle of the brains between Ricky, Cory, and Julian.

Plus they delve into politics, in a very greasy way… if you had to bang Hillary or Bill Clinton, who would you choose, and why?

This week’s podcast is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet.com – One Night Stand

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What’s worse about the morning after a one night stand: the hangover, or trying to avoid the random greasy bastard that you banged?

Against some noisy odds, Kaitlin tries her best to vanish without waking anybody up.  Will she succeed?  Will she have to face her fears?  Will she grab a few snacks on the way out?  Watch the latest episode of Cheap Smokes to find out!

Of course, this isn’t the first time one of the girls had a rough morning-after – who could forget Laura dealing with the dreaded skid marks?!

Now on swearnet.com: Surprised Ya!

A robbery at a car rental store

Poor Ashley.  Sometimes life can get stuck in a rut and you find yourself with very little to get excited about.  That was Ashley’s life, until a robber busted into her car rental shop with a gun!

Will Ashley step up and release her inner hero?  Will her life so from bland to BAAAAAM?!  Or will some fucked up shit happen instead?

This is Cheap Smokes.  Our money is on “some fucked up shit”…

NOW on iTunes/Libsyn: Sunnyvale Family Feud

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Who is the smartest fucker in the park??  The Boys find out with a game of Sunnyvale Family Feud, and you can now listen for fuckin’ free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Also on the show – the Boys follow up the Feud with a game of In My Pants or on the Ground, Julian accuses Bubbles of being a Lottery Dick, and Ricky comes up with an idea for the next great Terrance Tarantalino film – it involves the much-fuckin-feared Palermeeno Shorse!

This episode is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.comLiquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, and Gibson!