Ricky secretly snuck a fuckload of hash into Bubbles’ cookies just before the Boys shot the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, and holy fuck does Bubbles ever go into outer space!
Before the hash kicks in, the Boys discuss the most painful things that has ever happened to them (Baby Mo shooting Ricky in the balls was actually only his second-most painful incident). This ties nicely into the 24th anniversary of Lorena Bobbitt hacking off her husband’s cock, and the Boys try to figure out how exactly she did it, and which instruments she might’ve used.
It’s also the anniversary of the first-ever message sent into space for potential reception by aliens, which leads the Boys to wonder if aliens exist. Bubbles claims they absolutely exist, and they’re already here on Earth. He even suggests that Trevor was an alien and the reason he is not around anymore is because the Tall Whites beamed him back up!
Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles also discuss David Letterman (or Lettermen), My Sharona, the CN Tower, Richie Rich, Casper the Ghost, and a fuck ton of other random shit on Episode 98 of the podcash!
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This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys is all about the size of things, whether it be walrus cocks, bear cocks, moose cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, or the known universe. And you can listen to the audio version of this shit show absolutely free on iTunes and Libsyn!
Aside from the size of various cocks, the Boys also discuss Ricky’s greasy methods for garbage disposal and oil changes, and they ponder the possibilities of remote-control birth control.
PLUS: What the fuck is a Coney Hatch?
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On episode 97 of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are talking about the size of various things — walrus cocks, bear cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, and the measurable universe!
While they are on the topic of the universe, Ricky wonders if Neil Armstrong had any immigration issues when he went to the moon. Ricky also delves into his dirty fucking methods for oil changes and waste disposal.
PLUS: What would make fried chicken better? Cocaine, that’s what!
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The latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn, was full of fucking spills and thrills! Several drinks were spilled and Bubbles’ computer may be a casualty.
The Boys reminisce about the music of Rick Astley, and Bubbles claims that Astley is the original inspiration for Ricky’s now-famous hair do. Ricky denies that, but then again, he doesn’t remember much from those days. The man smoked a lot of dope.
Speaking of Ricky being stoned as fuck, the dope that he’s been smoking lately has made him extremely fucking convinced that the earth is indeed flat. Bubbles takes issue with that, and all Flat-Earthers, and they dive into a roaring debate.
The Boys also discuss Michael J Fox’s middle name, Paul McCartney’s sexual (?) album Ram, and The Ties that Bind Families.
PLUS: What would you pay for Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s wrestling trunks? Would you pay more if you were guaranteed they touched his bare cock and balls?
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Holy fuck, the Boys should’ve worn rain jackets on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast! There are spills-a-plenty, and nothing is safe, not even Bubbles’ laptop!
But there was an upside to the numerous spills on the podcash – Ricky learned about absorption. He came into podcash 96 thinking that plastic was a suitable material for cleaning up spills. After plenty of denial and error on this episode, he arrives at paper towel.
The Boys also discuss the Flat-Earther movement, comprised of fucking morons who think that the Earth is indeed flat, surrounded by an ice wall (to keep in the ocean water), and covered by a dome. Well, you may or may not be surprised to learn that one of the three Boys on this podcast is a member of this fucking moronic movement, and his name rhymes with Dickey.
PLUS: If Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s bare balls and cock touched an old pair of his ring trunks, does that add value?
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Cover your chair in bubble wrap, sit back, and enjoy the latest episode of the award-winning Trailer Park Boys Podcast, only on SwearNet.com!
It’s been 13 years since Ken Jennings began his legendary Jeopardy! winning streak, and Bubbles has dug up the original set of questions from the June 2, 2004 episode to see if Ricky and Julian can go toe-to-toe with Jennings!
They also celebrate the anniversary of the 1875 event in which Alexander Graham Bell got the fuckin’ ball rolling on the telephone (an invention still used to this day), and Ricky also tips his hat to some macaroni fuck who had something to do with the radio.
The Boys discuss Halifax apology beers, Ferrari vending machines, and surgical whales. PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered how Ricky would behave as a sting ray, you’re in fuckin’ luck!
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The Boys are still hungover from the May 2-4 weekend on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!
Hard boozing is not the only thing the Boys are recovering from; Julian claims he is dealing with a zillion mosquito bites, but Bubbles disputes that a zillion mosquito bites is even fucking possible.
Ricky looks back on this day in history and remembers the brave Budd Hist, who set himself on fire in a brave protest. The Boys also bring up Yoko Ono and John Lennon’s bed-in, which happened on this day in history in Montreal.
May 26th is certainly a great fucking day to be bornt, and the Boys chat about all the DECENT people who share this borntday, including John Wayne, Stevie Nicks, Matt Stone, Hank Williams, and a fuckload more geniuses.
The Boys get into a very cleansing discussion about colonics, and Ricky tries to put together a plan for a DIY version involving garden hoses and champagne bottles.
PLUS: Last week, Ricky was pissed at Crayola. Now he’s fucking furious at Disney! What did they do to make him so angry?!
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Well fuck, the snacks have been downgraded again, but that didn’t stop the Boys from cracking out another fucking episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn (or any half-way-fucking-decent podcast app).
The SwearNet dicks dropped the ball on the pepperoni (much to Ricky’s fucking dismay) but they replaced them with Muscle Krispies, Julian’s favourites!
After a long fucking conversation about fruit baskets and salad tossing, the Boys do a few borntday shout-outs to Malcolm X, Andre the Giant, Pete Townsend, and Georges St-Pierre. Bubbles spends a little extra time complimenting the sexy body of one of those borntday Boys (hint: it’s not Andre the Oil-Checking Giant’s body).
The Boys were having some great fun until Crayola had to ruin the fucking fun and make Ricky upset!
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Well fuck, the snacks have been downgraded again, but that won’t stop the Boys from cranking out a DECENT new episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.
Not all hope is lost in the snack department, because the SwearNet dicks were sure to include Muscle Krispies, Julian’s favourites! But perhaps the catering fuck-up has left the Boys with food on their mind because they spend a very long time talking about fruit baskets and salad tossing.
There are borntday shout-outs a-plenty, with Malcolm X, Andre the Giant, Pete Townsend, and Georges St-Pierre all being bornt on May 19th. Speaking of GSP, Bubbles has no end of compliments for that sexy body of his.
The Boys also discuss Smokey and the Bandit, and Bubbles lays down some mean CB radio chatter.
PLUS: What in the fuck did Crayola do to make Ricky so upset?!
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The brains of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are firing on all fucking cylinders on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
It could be the dope, or perhaps the DECENT selection of Brother’s pepperoni, but whatever the fuck it is, the Boys are operating on a different wavelength for this podcash. They’re coming up with ideas as wide-ranging as a reality show about concrete cars, to inventing a Bluetooth parasite that can control the movement of tuna. Holy fuck.
The Boys also wish a happy birthday to comedian Bruce McCulloch (and totally fuck up the math when trying to figure out his age), and they start working on a business plan to open their own version of “Bush” Gardens.
PLUS: If two men go grocery shopping together, are they gay? The Boys debate this and much more on the latest episode of the podcash, sponsored by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!