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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Fruit Baskets!

Ricky is very upset that Crayola is retiring Dandelion Yellow

Well fuck, the snacks have been downgraded again, but that didn’t stop the Boys from cracking out another fucking episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn (or any half-way-fucking-decent podcast app).

The SwearNet dicks dropped the ball on the pepperoni (much to Ricky’s fucking dismay) but they replaced them with Muscle Krispies, Julian’s favourites!

After a long fucking conversation about fruit baskets and salad tossing, the Boys do a few borntday shout-outs to Malcolm X, Andre the Giant, Pete Townsend, and Georges St-Pierre.  Bubbles spends a little extra time complimenting the sexy body of one of those borntday Boys (hint: it’s not Andre the Oil-Checking Giant’s body).

The Boys were having some great fun until Crayola had to ruin the fucking fun and make Ricky upset!

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New on swearnet.com – Fruit Baskets

Ricky is upset about a decision by Crayola

Well fuck, the snacks have been downgraded again, but that won’t stop the Boys from cranking out a DECENT new episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

Not all hope is lost in the snack department, because the SwearNet dicks were sure to include Muscle Krispies, Julian’s favourites!  But perhaps the catering fuck-up has left the Boys with food on their mind because they spend a very long time talking about fruit baskets and salad tossing.

There are borntday shout-outs a-plenty, with Malcolm X, Andre the Giant, Pete Townsend, and Georges St-Pierre all being bornt on May 19th.  Speaking of GSP, Bubbles has no end of compliments for that sexy body of his.

The Boys also discuss Smokey and the Bandit, and Bubbles lays down some mean CB radio chatter.

PLUS: What in the fuck did Crayola do to make Ricky so upset?!

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Now on iTunes & Libsyn – My Concrete Car

the podcast is now available on iTunes

The brains of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are firing on all fucking cylinders on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

It could be the dope, or perhaps the DECENT selection of Brother’s pepperoni, but whatever the fuck it is, the Boys are operating on a different wavelength for this podcash.  They’re coming up with ideas as wide-ranging as a reality show about concrete cars, to inventing a Bluetooth parasite that can control the movement of tuna.  Holy fuck.

The Boys also wish a happy birthday to comedian Bruce McCulloch (and totally fuck up the math when trying to figure out his age), and they start working on a business plan to open their own version of “Bush” Gardens.

PLUS: If two men go grocery shopping together, are they gay?  The Boys debate this and much more on the latest episode of the podcash, sponsored by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

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New on swearnet.com – My Concrete Car

The Boys filming a podcast

Maybe it’s the DECENT food selection on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, maybe it’s the dope, whatever it is, the Boys’ brains are really fucking cooking today!

After taking some shit about the food selection last week, the SwearNet dicks sprung for some good shit this week, including Brother’s, the king of Nova Scotian pepperoni.  The snacks are fuelling the creative process big time, with the Boys coming up with ideas for a reality show about concrete cars, growing dope at Legoland, and opening up their own version of “Bush” Gardens.

They also wish Kids in the Hall alumni Bruce McCulloch a happy birthday, and get into a pretty fucked up conversation about controlling tuna with Bluetooth parasites.  Yes, you’re not tripping on mushrooms, you read that correctly.

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn: Ricky Signs Away His Brain

Ricky would like to make out with Julian's car

Julian bore witness to the “brain agreement” between Ricky and Bubbles, and now you can join him by downloading the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Ricky signs away his brain to Bubbles for scientific research, after Bubbles supposes that people like Ricky and Tommy Chong probably have tons of resin and dope residue on their brains.  Ricky agrees to give Bubbles his brain upon his death, so long as there is no “sexy stuff” happening.  We wouldn’t want this to turn into an episode of Brain Fuckers.

The Boys discuss a random smattering of shit, including the threat that spiders pose to mankind, Chinese scam artists, dealing with judges, and a fuckload more.

PLUS: Exactly how much mental control do the Boys have over their nutsacks?

Episode 91 of the podcash is sponsored by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Signs Away His Brain

Ricky offers his brain to Bubbles

Ricky signs a contract to give his brain to Bubbles on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

After marvelling at Ricky’s super human dope abilities (somehow he is only 5/10 stoned while Julian is 10/10 baked), the Boys start to wonder about Ricky’s unique biological makeup.  Bubbles supposes that Ricky has a third lung, and that his brain must be covered in years of resin.  To satisfy Bubbles’ curiosity, Ricky draws up a contract to allow Bubbles to examine his brain after Ricky dies, for scientific purposes only – nothing sexy.  Julian signs as a witness.

The Boys also discuss a completely fucked court transcript from the USA, in which a totally fucked defendant drives a judge totally insane by being a massive prick.  Ricky claims that the defendant stole a page right out of his playbook (a paper he wrote in jail, to be precise).

PLUS: The Boys ponder whether or not they’d be able to make out with a car for an extended period of time.

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New on swearnet.com – Beer!

Julian shows off some gear from East Side Games

The Boys somehow made it back from Toronto and they are feeling pretty fuckin’ rough for this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  So rough, they fuck up the episode number and call it 89.  For those of you pricks who are keeping track at home, it is indeed episode 90.

Beer is the word of the day after yesterday’s Freedom 35 launch event in Toronto.  The DECENT lager is now available in most parts of Canada, with big dirty liquor trucks rolling out coast to coast.  Lucky fuckers in Ontario can actually order Freedom 35 to their fucking door!

The Boys also chat about the 4.20 release of GREA$Y MONEY, their new mobile game that has been burning up the fucking charts for both iOS and Android.  The Boys received a fuck load of merchandise from the game dicks — stay tuned to learn about how you can get your cheeseburger-eating-hands on it!

They also shoot the shit about Shrek (both sheep and monster), Sydney (both Australia and Canada), and they try to come up with alternative energy sources for Sunnyvale.

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New on swearnet.com – Be Fuckin’ Supportive

Julian takes a sip of rum

The drink is mixed and Julian is back with another episode of Dear Julian!

He tackles a wide range of topics, from dealing with your buddy’s new girlfriend, to standing up to a gun in your face, to some insight on what Bubbles might be cooking up for a new SwearNet show.  He also answers an age-old question that keeps many Trailer Park Boys fans up at night: how in the fuck does he keep his ice from melting?

Everything is going perfectly, until Chipper fucks the whole thing up.

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Post-4:20 Podcash

Ricky might have survived his 4:20 celebrations, but on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, he declares that he might need to give his lungs a bath.   You can now download podcash episode 89 for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

While Ricky and Julian are still in the clouds from 4:20, Bubbles has a clear head and dives right into the history books.  He talks about the badass Canadian that shot down the Red Baron, the first meeting of the Beatles and the Stones, and the Boys wish Tony Danza a happy borntday.

The Boys also dive into a discussion about Nanna Shit Nose, the poor old lady who got shit thrown in her face by a monkey at the zoo.  What a dirty prick of a monkey he is.

PLUS: Is it scientifically possible to build a liquor cloud?  Bubbles thinks so!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com – now featuring some classic re-booted merch from yester-fuckin-year!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Ricky Explains Easter

Ricky portrays Jesus as black

Ever wonder what in the fuck the Easter Bunny and its chocolate eggs have to do with Easter and Jesus?  Lucky you!  Ricky breaks it all down on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

Also, in honour of the late great gameshow host Chuck Barris, Ricky and Julian go head to head in a “The Best Buddies Game,” with Bubbles hitting them with some fucked up The-Newlywed-Game-esque questions.  Find out who Ricky thinks Julian thinks is the sexiest man alive, and hear Julian’s opinion on the greasiest thing Ricky has ever done.

PLUS: Ricky busts out the art supplies and creates a masterpiece he calls “BAD FRIDAY.”

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