Bubbles made the most of his trip to the Southern United States in Netflix’s Trailer Park Boys – Out of the Park: USA. He wasn’t just there to fuck around, he was there to launch his country music career!
Bubbles and his Shitrockers teamed up with the legendary Rush guitarist Alex Lifeson to record “Who’s Got Yer Belly” – a badass tune celebrating belly work!
While rolling through Orlando, Charlotte, Memphis, Nashville, New Orleans, and Los Angeles; Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles hooked up with their buds Sebastian Bach, Verne Troyer, Tony Hawk, and Tom Green plus a bunch of ladies and the General Lee to create this official music video.
The Boys are heading south to the US of fucking A and you’re invited! Trailer Park Boys – Out of the Park: USA is hitting Netflix on Friday, November 24th, 2017 (a great opportunity for our American friends to get baked, eat turkey, and binge the fuck out of this DECENT series). Click here to watch the trailer on SwearNet!
After being fucked around massively by the SwearNet dicks in Europe last year, the Boys want to do things right in the USA and have themselves a proper fucking holiday and enjoy themselves.
Fuck the Swayzie Express, the Boys are flying this time!
In the midst of the massive mountain of shit that they need to take care of, the Boys also bought a restaurant! Renovations are currently underway at the Economy Shoe Shop, a legendary downtown Halifax hangout. The Boys plan to put a fresh coat of paint on the place (literally) and revamp the menu.
On this episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show, Mike tells Robb and JP that their new chef has prepared samples from the new menu and the Boys have to go do a tasting. Robb and JP are fucking pissed that they have to do this in the middle of a tense pre-production period for Season 12, and they’re extra fucking pissed that Mike is filming it!
Jack, aka Kyle deMontmorency of Utah, is the winner of our Out of the Park: Your Town contest, where we asked you fuckers to imagine you worked for SwearNet and you were planning a few tasks for Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles to do in your town.
In judging these cocksucking videos, the SwearNet team was looking for submissions that showed the right amounts of effort, creativity, and fuckedness. Pine Beetle Jack delivered!
“While I was filming the contest video, I would dress up as my character Pine Beetle Jack, and go around town,” says Kyle. “Everyone would give me the weirdest looks that say ‘is this guy fucking for real’, or ‘what’s this mulleted fuck-stick doing on my side of town’. The people would see me riding the little threewheeler with its trailer, and laugh their asses off.”
And he certainly put some fucking effort into this video. We asked him if he actually snorted that nasty pine sap. He said he found an easier alternative, but holy fuck, it was no cake walk.
“I came to the conclusion that snorting Pixy Stix, aka the candy shit that is sugar crack for a five year old, would be the best possible option. Needless to say, I live in Utah, so along with all other good things in life we are unable to get here (weed, alcohol on Sundays etc.), I couldn’t find that damn sugar cocaine! I ultimately decided to settle for crushed up Sweet Tarts, mixed with Red Bull to ease the snorting process. You can see for yourself how well that worked out.”
He has a final bit of advice – don’t do this fucking shit at home.
“Climbing up pine trees is dangerous; never over-estimate the strength of pine trees limbs,” he warns. “Grabbing on that dicked-up tree branch to pull myself up higher resulted in it breaking, which sent me falling straight to my red neck ass. That was never intentional.”