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New on swearnet.com – State of the Union for October 10, 2017


Robb and Mike are fucked while JP tries to make some announcements

The Boys are back for another State of the Union, and holy FUCK are Mike and Rob out of ‘er!

JP does his best to deliver the address on his own, and he drops some DECENT announcements on us, including:

  • The status of Season 12
  • A new exciting-but-fucking-secret project
  • The latest development in their Halifax bar business.
  • When we can expect to see the next edition of Out of the Park.

PLUS: They (well, not ‘they’… mainly JP, because the other two dicks are fucked) talk about a plan to free up more time for a little website known as SwearNet.com!

 

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New on swearnet.com – The Real Fucking Reality Show returns!

Mike annoys Robb and JP in the Writing Room

The Boys are under the fucking gun.  They’re way behind on writing Season 12, and they also have to take care of editing the next installment of Out of the Park.  Mike decides it’s the perfect time to revive The Real Fucking Reality Show!

In the midst of the massive mountain of shit that they need to take care of, the Boys also bought a restaurant!  Renovations are currently underway at the Economy Shoe Shop, a legendary downtown Halifax hangout.  The Boys plan to put a fresh coat of paint on the place (literally) and revamp the menu.

On this episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show, Mike tells Robb and JP that their new chef has prepared samples from the new menu and the Boys have to go do a tasting.  Robb and JP are fucking pissed that they have to do this in the middle of a tense pre-production period for Season 12, and they’re extra fucking pissed that Mike is filming it!

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Out of the Park: We Have a Winner!

Pine Beetle Jack, you are one crazy fucker!

Jack, aka Kyle deMontmorency of Utah, is the winner of our Out of the Park: Your Town contest, where we asked you fuckers to imagine you worked for SwearNet and you were planning a few tasks for Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles to do in your town.

In judging these cocksucking videos, the SwearNet team was looking for submissions that showed the right amounts of effort, creativity, and fuckedness.  Pine Beetle Jack delivered!

“While I was filming the contest video, I would dress up as my character Pine Beetle Jack, and go around town,” says Kyle.  “Everyone would give me the weirdest looks that say ‘is this guy fucking for real’, or ‘what’s this mulleted fuck-stick doing on my side of town’. The people would see me riding the little threewheeler with its trailer, and laugh their asses off.”

And he certainly put some fucking effort into this video.  We asked him if he actually snorted that nasty pine sap.  He said he found an easier alternative, but holy fuck, it was no cake walk.

“I came to the conclusion that snorting Pixy Stix, aka the candy shit that is sugar crack for a five year old, would be the best possible option. Needless to say, I live in Utah, so along with all other good things in life we are unable to get here (weed, alcohol on Sundays etc.), I couldn’t find that damn sugar cocaine! I ultimately decided to settle for crushed up Sweet Tarts, mixed with Red Bull to ease the snorting process. You can see for yourself how well that worked out.”

He has a final bit of advice – don’t do this fucking shit at home.

“Climbing up pine trees is dangerous; never over-estimate the strength of pine trees limbs,” he warns.  “Grabbing on that dicked-up tree branch to pull myself up higher resulted in it breaking, which sent me falling straight to my red neck ass. That was never intentional.”

Kyle will be the proud new owner of a DECENT haul of Trailer Park Boys swag, including some of the newest shit to hit our official merch site!  He’ll also pick up a free subscription to SwearNet.com – TPB’s fucked online comedy network.

Thanks to everyone who entered, you fuckers rule!  Now go watch Out of the Park: Europe again!

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New at swearnet.com: State Of The Union, July 15 2016

Robb and JP have a SOTU for you

Shooting for Season 11 has wrapped and the Boys can finally fucking breathe!  JP and Robb are back with a State of the Union address (Mike is off doing some crazy shit with a crazy fucker), and they have a lot of shit to talk about!

Tune in for updates on Trippin’ with LeighOut of the Park, as well as some info on the upgrades to SwearNet studios!

PLUS: Is a Trailer Park Boys spin-off in the works?!

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