Tag Archive for Pat Roach

New on swearnet.com – Return of the Real Fucking Reality Show!

The Boys are busy as fuck and Christmas is around the corner, but SwearNet needs more fucking content so Mike fires up the cameras and resumes the Real Fucking Reality Show!  Luckily, they’re going to have some help, in the form of Pat fucking Roach.

Mike dug out Pat’s old contract, and it turns out that foul-mouthed fucker owes the Boys six more months of work at SwearNet!

Can the Boys tear Pat away from his personal trainer?  Will SwearMan return?  Does Chipper actually get stoned at work?  Tune into the Real Fucking Reality Show to find out!

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New on swearnet.com – Operation Midnight Dope

The Boys are sitting in their smokey sack

This episode of Mailbag is hot as fuck, maybe due to all the layers of clothes Mike is wearing, or maybe due to all of the spicy fucking snacks they keep getting in the mail!

The Boys get a very strong early contender for their “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” competition, in the form of a fucking rocket ship!  If you want to send in some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, you gotta get it to sunny Nova Scotia by May 31st!  Click here for details.

They also get a DECENT pitch for growing dope, a mini Snoop, and a knitted hat for Bubbles.

PLUS: The gifts aren’t limited to these three cock knuckles – Lahey and Randy feel the love too!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – He Let the Liquor Do the Thinking!

Bill Wood joins Lahey and Randy

Download, plug in your fuckin’ ear buds, bud, and let the LIQUOR do the thinking!  Episode 9 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!

Comedian Bill Wood joins Randy and Lahey, and he performs a few magic tricks while Lahey tries to recover from a mean bender.  Plus: Randy cooks up the GREASIEST breakfast idea ever – CHEESEBURGER PANCAKES.

While you’re at it, tell the Apple dicks that you love Lahey and Randers — give the Shitwizard and Cheeseburger Locker a rave fucking review!

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New at swearnet.com: He Let the Liquor Do the Thinking

A magician, a Randy, and a liquored Lahey!

On this week’s Jim Lahey Show & Randy, the liquor wins again.  Mr. Lahey is shit-faced, so Randy takes the reins and hosts the FIRST EVER New and Improved Randy and Sometimes Lahey Show.  Bill Wood joins the show and uses his hairy hands to perform some DECENT card tricks that sometimes work.

ALSO – have you ever wanted to incorporate cheeseburgers into your breakfast routine?  Randy’s Kitchen has you covered!

Bill Wood will bring his magic just about anywhere if the price is right – give him a shout BillLovesJokes@Gmail.com!

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New at swearnet.com: Beware the SHITHAWK!

Jim Lahey, Randy, and a shithawk!On this week’s Jim Lahey Show & Randy: The Liquor Wicker Basket is calling the shots this week! Randy and Lahey bicker over a lack of guests, this week’s toast, and Randy’s fucked liquorball sandwiches. Will a sing-along make it all better? NOPE!

 

Want your own copy of Lahey’s shit-tastic Dicshitnary? You can buy one (or two or three) here! http://www.johndunsworth.com/dicshitnary!

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Announcing the Jim Lahey Show & Randy Podcast!

The Jim Lahey Show & Randy PodcastTa-daaaa! The Jim Lahey Show & Randy is now available as a podcast!

Pour a lil’ drinkypoo and join Lahey and Randy for chat, cookery, special guests and more as they blunder their way through the funniest and most dysfunctional podcast on air!

 

Or listen and share it here: https://lrspodcast.libsyn.com
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