Tag Archive for Pat Roach

New at swearnet.com – We Didn’t Fucking Ask You Anything with Pat Roach

On today’s episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, Pat decides to ask himself some questions and spill the beans about working at SwearNet. Who makes him burgers? Who’s a greasy fucking liar? Who’s always stoned as fuck? Also: learn some useless bird facts!

 

And don’t forget to tune into the Trailer Park Boys Podcast tomorrow when Bubbles’ special guest will be revealed!!

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New on swearnet.com – It’s Not as Easy as It Fucking Looks

The teleprompter is loaded up, the camera is on the jib, and Pat Roach is dressed and ready for some Extreme Fucking News and Weather on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show.

However, Pat seems to be struggling with the feedback he’s receiving from JP, Robb, and Mike.  They worry that he is not finding the proper balance between passion and goofiness, and he is having trouble improvising his fucking swearing.

Pat has his own complaints too – like, who in the fuck is having shit explosions in the toilets at SwearNet Studios?

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New on swearnet.com – Green Screen Test

The Boys test out the green screen with Pat Roach

It’s time to get fucking serious on the Real Fucking Reality Show!  

Pat Roach has his game face on, along with his classic SwearNet outfit, and he’s ready to test out the new green screen and news equipment that the Boys have set up for him.  They’re not fucking around – they set up a virtual news studio, along with a teleprompter and one of those crane-swingy fucking camera things.

PLUS: Watch Pat warm up his swear cords, and get a glimpse of his pre-game meal.

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New on swearnet.com – A Mailbag ft. Pat “Stoned Fuck” Roach!

Pat Roach joins the Mailbag, and he is stoned

Pat Roach joins JP, Mike, and Robb on the latest episode of Mailbag, and he kicks things off by getting high as fuck!

Pat receives some mail that was intended for The Jim Lahey Show (& Randy), and the Boys are asked to be a part of a Canada 150 memorabilia collection.  They also receive an autographed John Garrett hockey card (the Boys didn’t really know who in the fuck he is, if you’re in the same boat, you can check his Wikipedia page here… he is a bit bigger of a deal than the Boys seem to realize).

Since Pat seems to be around the studio more and more, he has a request for you dicks: send HIM some shit to the Mailbag!

(here’s the address in case you stoned fuckers can’t find it on our website)

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

We receive a shit-ton of goodies for the mailbag so please be patient if you send something in. If the package contains food or something perishable please indicate it on the package, we don’t want dirty fuckin’ garbage juice all over the studio!

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New on swearnet.com – Dirty Whore Weather

Our climate is fucked, and there’s only one man who is fucked enough to deal with it: Pat Fuckin’ Roach!  On the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, Pat gets back to his old stompin’ grounds and shows us why he’s the best weatherman to ever hit SwearNet!

Pat measures the rainfall with a bucket, shot guns a couple Freedom 35s, and takes a fucked drive through a shitty January rainstorm.

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New on swearnet.com – Pat Roach is a Lazy Bastard

Mike Smith confronts Pat Roach

Pat Roach has some explaining to do on the latest episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show!

Pat’s been back at the studio for quite a while now, but for all the time and money spent on his work, there really seems to be fuck all for content.  Last week we watched him eat his lunch.  Then, he put together a video of himself taking a nap, which turned out to be the last straw for Robb, JP, and Mike.

On today’s episode, they confront him and try to motivate him to get his shit together.  Though they may also be planning to fuck with him.  Only time will fuckin’ tell!

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