Ta-daaaa! Jim Lahey and Randy have their own show on SwearNet!
Episode 1 starts well, as Lahey plays Pick-a-Word, reads some shit-poetry, and argues with Randy about his shirt… but then the Liquor starts to call the shots. Will the arrival of their special guest, actor and author Bill Carr, be able to put this shit-train back on the rails?
Top o’ the morning to ya! On today’s Morning Show, Kaitlin attempts to pull a crazy piss prank, there’s a stoned review of The Terminator, and Pat Roach investigates monkeys!
Good morning SwearNet! This week, the Morning Show ladies pull a hilarious prank, review the Indiana Jones movie or whatever the fuck it was called, and get fit with a super amazing workout. Pat Roach also has a hot story about muthafucking Mars!
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Pat hasn’t got time for any Extreme Fucking News shit today, but he’s gonna do it anyway!
This week’s fucked news includes cloning stupid fuckin’ dogs, the Miss Universe fuck-up, and why everyone needs to fart!
Now FUCK OFFFF!!!
On this edition of Extreme Fucking News & Weather: Pat Roach celebrates the new year by not giving a FUCK!
This week: why Uber is FUCKED, why new year’s resolutions are FUCKED, and why $100 golden donuts are FUCKED!!
This week on Mailbag, the Boys are joined by Pat Roach for Mailbag! Goodies include a package sent by a cat called Runt, a big dirty package from Big Joe, a new sword sharpener for JP, and… anal plugs?!?
This week on Cheap Smokes, Pickles & Jelly learn that swearing is wrong and you should never fucking do it! And Uncle Terry (who bears an uncanny resemblance to Pat Roach) drops by with a bag of white magic… Avert your eyes, kids, things are about to get GREASY!
Today on SwearNet: Spend Christmas Eve with Jim Lahey, Randy, and a coupla festive liquor stories. Made with love!
Looking for last-minute Christmas toys for the kiddies? Don’t buy THIS if you want a silent fuckin’ night!
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