The Boys are in a sour fuckin mood because Randy and (briefly) Lahey join this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Drunky the Fuck Clown and his Cheeseburger Walrus are excited to announce that they, like the Boys, are also doing a USA tour next week. In fact, they’re going to be in the same cities. On the same fucking dates. Holy fuck. The Boys must have been baked for the last couple of months though, because this has been advertised on their fucking tour site. Read the contracts, Boys… read the fucking contracts!
Aside from the tour bullshit, the Boys talk about the different places they’d like to papercut on Randy’s body. Bubbles asks the Boys if they’ve ever found god, and Randy brings up a time in which a higher power helped hi, by extending a burger special.
PLUS: Julian can hardly contain his excitement – it’s PATRICK SWAYZE’S BIRTHDAY!
Randy has joined the podcash (along with Mr. Lahey for a brief drunken moment) to announce that they will be visiting the same cities as the Boys are when they go on tour next weekend. Either Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles didn’t read the contract, or they didn’t check their own fucking tour website, because Lahey and Randy are definitely announced.
After Lahey leaves, the Boys (and fucking Randy) talk about finding Jesus, Titanic replicas, and whether or not icebergs have thoughts.
PLUS: Julian is getting fuckin drunk tonight – it’s Patrick Swayze’s birthday!
Julian sips on a rum and coke and answers fan questions about whisky-dick threesomes, lending money to friends who want to make a rap record, the sexiest places for ladies to get tattoos, and much more.
He also explains why his last name is secret (and it’s NOT fucking SWAYZE).
PLUS: How in the fuck can a Maritimer like Jules hate seafood?!