Tag Archive for Prison

New on swearnet.com – Law and Order

Officer Paul checks Alessandro's prison jump suit for semen with the aid of a black light

Alessandro is fucked now!  He’s in handcuffs under the custody of Office Paul Kerry and Judge Chico on the latest episode of Offworld Cookery.

Violent maniac cop Paul whips up a shitty porridge that is still too good for his prisoners.  Judge Chico pours a bunch of complicated shit into some weird fucking oven thing and somehow produces a decent pork souffle.  Then Alessando, the dead man walking, manages to pull off a dry-but-sweet pan of prison brownies just before his fate is sealed by the judge.

PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered what the blood-alcohol level is on a typical Offworld Cookery filming day, you’re about to find out!

 

New on swearnet.com – Gorilla Fingers Loves His Job

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Julian seems to have disappeared this week but luckily the SwearNet dicks have brought in a special guest for this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast – local prison guard Gorilla Fingers!

The beginning of the podcash is quite fuckin tense — Bubbles has a bone to pick with Gorilla Fingers after an unsavory incident that the camera dicks caught on camera during season 8.5, when the prison authorities suspected Bubbles of hiding a screwdriver in his arse.

The conversation doesn’t really leave the anal cavity after that!

Episode 64 is brought to you by Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!