Violent maniac cop Paul whips up a shitty porridge that is still too good for his prisoners. Judge Chico pours a bunch of complicated shit into some weird fucking oven thing and somehow produces a decent pork souffle. Then Alessando, the dead man walking, manages to pull off a dry-but-sweet pan of prison brownies just before his fate is sealed by the judge.
PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered what the blood-alcohol level is on a typical Offworld Cookery filming day, you’re about to find out!
Julian couldn’t make it to the podcash this week, so the SwearNet studio dicks found a guest – Gorilla Fingers!
Being a local prison guard, Gorilla Fingers is familiar with the Boys – and he’s very familiar with Bubbles, as we saw in Season 8.5 on SwearNet.com. Gorilla Fingers chats about his experience as a guard, and discusses the strangest things he’s ever found “up there.”
The beginning of the podcash is quite fuckin tense — Bubbles has a bone to pick with Gorilla Fingers after an unsavory incident that the camera dicks caught on camera during season 8.5, when the prison authorities suspected Bubbles of hiding a screwdriver in his arse.
The conversation doesn’t really leave the anal cavity after that!