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Randy’s Fuck Around Burger Contest – The Winners!

Feeling hungry? You frigging will be after seeing the dirrrty burgers that entered our Park After Dark #fuckaroundburger contest! And the winners are…

 

Trailer Park Boys cheeseburger contest - the winners

Give it up for Nicole Elizabeth Margiotta (top left) and her delicious stack heading right into her hubby’s cheeseburger locker! Top right is @thekuntz69’s greasy gourmet burger – look at that fucking thing, it’s a dirty meat masterpiece!

Bottom left is Shawn Jackson’s superstack, so fucking tall it needs a kitchen knife to keep ‘er together! And bottom right is @Casmetah’s three little dirty burgers, just begging for Gutzilla to put ’em down him. Congratulations fuckers, you all win a year’s subscription to SwearNet.com! But wait, there’s more…

 

Park After Dark Fuck Around Burger Contest - runners-up

Top left is @thompson_e16’s burger, so stuffed with deliciousness she’s in danger of collapse! Carina Green (top right) has the right idea of serving two fuck around burgers per plate – fucking delicious but there’s room for a few more chicken fingers, Carina!

Robbie MacAloney causes controversy with a potato-chip topped burger – well, why the fuck not? Chicken chips or dill picknel, you can’t go wrong. Lower left is Bradley G. Thomas’ healthy fuck around, with some green shit and tomato fucking thing – fibre is good, but that bacon needs more fucking flames brother, we can hear the oink from here!! You creative fuckers win a month of SwearNet.com!

AND THEN THERE’S THESE…

 

Park After Dark Fuck Around Burger Contest - fucked but we'd eat it!

Congratulations to these fuckers who gave it a good try, but sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t go.

Jeremiah Saint (top left) was obviously fucking high when he read the recipe, ’cause we don’t remember it saying EIGHT POUNDS OF FUCKING CHEESE, JEREMIAH. But you know what, it looks delicious! We’d pound that down us (with a Pepto-Bismol chaser). 

@RyeAndMarmalade (top right) sounds like they know a thing about cooking, but they must have been drunk on the liquor as they added EVERY CONDIMENT KNOWN TO MANKIND on their fuck around. We’d still hammer the fuck outta it, though.

Speaking of drunk and high, @ihatecookinganditshows created not a fuck around burger, but a THREE-EYED ALIEN MEAT MONSTER. Inspired to make this hot mess? Ingredients include brioche french toast, flamin’ hot cheetos-encrusted KFC fried chicken, Ben & Jerry’s poppin’ popcorn ice cream, and Jameson whiskey maple syrup & tabasco scorpion butter. Pairs well with Juniper space weed?!

Bottom right is @gilbybets’ creation – we call this the Fuck Around Creme De La Creme, if you nomesayin’… We hope that’s fucking mayo, Gilby!

Finally, Michael Rice (centre) wasn’t fucking around with his recipe: Three 6-ounce beef patties, triple cheese slices, peameal bacon, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, deep fried jalapeno poppers, deep fried pickles, special sauce, a fried egg and MORE crispy bacon. Trouble is, the cockspangle ate the fucking thing before he took a photo of it! Fuck’s sake Michael!!

For all your efforts, you also win a free month of SwearNet.com!

Build Randy’s April Fools’ Day Fuck Around Burger!

Trailer Park Boys Fuck Around Burger

Randy knocked it outta the park on this week’s Park After Dark, creating the mouth-and-ass-watering April Fools’ Day Fuck Around Burger – and we want to see YOUR attempt! Get in the chicken fingers, pepperoni, onion rings and bacon to create your own delicious burger, upload a photo to your favourite social media fucking thing, and tag it #fuckaroundburger. Vegetarian or vegan? Just substitute some tasty non-meat alternatives and get creative as fuck. We’ll share our favourites next week, and the most scrump-dilly pics will win a free year of SwearNet.com!

 

This is Randy’s masterpiece. DEEEEfuckingLICIOUS!!!

Pepperoni, bacon, beef, onion rings and cheese - the Fuck Around Burger!

 

Trailer Park Boys: Jail – Freddy Gets Fingered

Alright fuckers, it’s your favourite day of the week – a new episode of Trailer Park Boys: Jail is HERE!!! Sunnyvale Correctional Facility’s warden is back in town – and he’s not fucking around! Can Julian dance his way out of this one with the help of Cory and Jacob? Meanwhile, it’s Smokey’s first day back on the job, but does anyone wanna party?

Watch NOW at SwearNet.com and the new TPB/SwearNet app, available at the App Store and Google Play!

 

Now streaming at SwearNet – The Bionic Burnout

Episode 7 of Trailer Park Boys: Jail is now streaming at SwearNet!! Alex Lifeson left Ricky a gift under his pillow, but someone else got there first! Can the Boys figure out who, with the help of Terry’s fucked-up ear? Meanwhile, Randy makes a difficult decision, but a man’s gotta eat…

Watch NOW at SwearNet.com and the new TPB/SwearNet app, available at the App Store and Google Play!

New at swearnet.com – Der Friggin’, Amsterdam!

This week’s Trailer Park Boys podHASH comes to you from a boat, in a canal, in Amsterdam! Ricky can’t wait visit every hash shop in town, Julian’s ready to romance the ladies in the Red Light District, and Bubbles ponders a canal bike-hauling business. The Boys also have some greasy plans for Randy…

Watch the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast now at SwearNet.com, or listen to the podcast on Monday on iTunes, Spotify and all decent podcast apps!

New at swearnet.com – Pat Roach: Mailbag Food Review

On today’s special edition of Mailbag: Get stuffed with Pat as he reviews chicken almonds, Polish fudge, pork jerky and more Mailbag treats! Which pass Pat’s taste test, and which taste like shit? Click here to watch!

Got something for the Boys (and Pat) to wrap their greasy chops around? Send it to:

Attn: Mailbag
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PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
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And for fuck’s sake, make sure you label any package containing perishable food items – we don’t want fucking mouldy garbage juice all over the studio floor!

Trailer Park Boys Xmas 2018 Tour!

Deck the halls with weed and liquor… we’re pleased as fuck to announce the dates for our 2018 Xmas tour! We’ll be flying the shit-sleigh to the following venues:

Nov 26 – Minneapolis, MN
Nov 27 – Green Bay, WI
Nov 28 – Cincinnati, OH
Nov 30 – Chicago, IL
Dec 1 – Detroit, MI
Dec 2 – Cleveland, OH
Dec 3 – Pittsburg, PA
Dec 5 – Rochester, NY
Dec 6 – Upper Darby, PA
Dec 7 – New York, NY
Dec 8 – Portland, ME
Dec 9 – Boston, MA

Pre-sale starts 10 am local time on Tuesday, Sept 18 at tickets.rickyjulianbubbles.com – regular tickets go on sale Friday, Sept 21!