Tag Archive for Randy

New on swearnet.com – It’s for the Liquor

We pay Julian in liquor and he answers questions for us

On today’s episode of Dear Julian, Julian reveals his true feelings about answering all of your fucky questions for this show: it’s less about your problems, and more about the bottle of rum we give him after each episode.

He offers advice on parenting, threesomes, and the best ways to get fucked up when your broke.  Julian also answers fan questions about his hobbies, whether or not he is a fighter, and if he has ever tried a rum bong.

PLUS: What’s the longest amount of time Julian has gone between drinks?  Find out in this episode!

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New on swearnet.com – Crazy Liquor and Cheeseburger Party

Three trailer park cats are drawing cigarettes

If you had to put your lips on Lahey, Randy, or Phil the Mustard Tiger, which one would you choose?  On the latest episode of Trailer Park Cats, the kitties let the cigarettes decide!

After discovering a liquor and cheeseburger party that went terribly wrong, Bubbles recruits Julian and Ricky to help resuscitate Phil, Lahey, and Randy.  The three idiots inhaled a lot of carbon monoxide, and the kitties know what they must do: mouth-to-fucking-mouth.

This episode of Trailer Park Cats is an animated feline adaptation of a classic scene from Season 7!

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New on swearnet.com – Ask Randy Fucking Anything!

Randy sits on the couch, ready to answer anything!

A few hits of the honey bong and Randy is ready to go for another edition of Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Bobandy starts off in a great mood but quickly gets pissed off when the questions cross the shit line.  Sure, it’s an Ask Me Fucking Anything but you dicks didn’t have to be so friggin’ mean!

But Randy is a big boy and he shakes off the haters to tackle your questions.  Randers answers questions about onion rings (and their dipping potential), his cheeseburger patch, his record for eating cheeseburgers in one sitting, why Julian is an asshole, and much more.

Plus – Randy comments on a problem that hurts us all – the rising price of cheeseburgers!

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New Summer 2017 USA Tour Dates!

Summer 2017 tour dates

Calling all fuckheads in the Midwest!  Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles just added some tour dates and they’re bringing A Fucked Up Evening with Trailer Park Boys your way!  They’re also bringing fuckin’ Randy and Lahey with them too!

The Boys initially announced they were bringing their brand-fucking-new-show to one venue only, the famed Red Rocks Amphitheater in Colorado.  Probably for the dope.  Now, they’re saying “fuck it,” and they’re also hitting the following cities:
Aug 24 – Grand Rapids, MI
Aug 25 – Milwaukee, WI
Aug 26 – Des Moines, IA
Aug 27 – St. Louis, MO
Aug 29 – Kansas City, MO
If you want to be the first fuckers to get tickets, the pre-sale runs from Friday, May 5 at 10am (local time) to Thursday, May 11 at 3pm EDT.  You don’t need a password, just go to Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles’ Official Ticket Store and buy the cocksuckers before everyone else does!
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New on swearnet.com – What Does the Liquor Sound Like?

Lahey thinks about an answerWe know that Lahey likes to listen to the liquor, but what the fuck does it actually sound like?  Learn the answer to that question, and many more, on today’s episode of Ask Me Fucking Anything, featuring trailer park supervisor Jim Lahey!

Lahey also shares his thoughts on Randy’s moustache from Season 11, his impressions on Bubbles’ parents, and he also delves into Julian’s sexuality.

PLUS: A fan asks a difficult question that brings Lahey to the verge of liquor tears – does his daughter Treena drink like the rest of the Laheys?

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New on swearnet.com – Ask Randy Friggin’ Anything!

A close-up of Randy's gutNow it’s Randy’s turn to take a seat in the Ask Me Fuckin’ Anything hot seat!

And wow, do things ever start off hot!  No amount of honey bong hits can calm Randy down from questions about his allergy to shirt-wearing, which is something he is asked about right off the fuckin’ get-go.  But the question is valid – why does his chest get an allergic reaction to shirts, when his legs seem to do just fine with his pants?

Once he gets beyond the shirt question, he happily answers questions about cheeseburgers, cheeseburger toppings, cheeseburger side dishes, and much more!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Ask Lahey Fuckin Anything!

Lahey sits in his liquor chair with a bottle of liquor

Jim Lahey sits down with a bottle of Liquormen’s and answers fan questions on SwearNet’s latest edition of Ask Me Fucking Anything.  

Lahey and the liquor tackle a wide range of questions including:

  • Would Lahey even consider making nice with Julian and Ricky?
  • How many people has Lahey shot?
  • When was he first attracted to men?
  • What are Randy’s finest qualities?

Lahey also answers a number of questions surrounding the pros and cons of listening to the liquor – we all know, sometimes it can fuck you over big time.

PLUS: Worried about a possible upcoming liquor store strike in Ontario?  Lahey has a very simple solution.

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Lahey and Randy AMFA: Questions Wanted!

Lahey and Randy will soon be in front of the SwearNet cameras for an Ask Me Fucking Anything, and we need questions from you dicks!

Wondering about some of the shit that went down in Season 11?  Now’s your chance to ask the captain of the shitliner and the cheeseburger locker!

Write your questions in the comment section below, and go fuck yourself while you’re at it.

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Sex Ghosts

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The latest ghost-fucking edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!

After reading stories about ghosts that have allegedly banged humans (including Bobby Brown), Ricky is convinced it is a real thing.  Julian agrees, but Bubbles tells them both to fuck off and challenges any ghost of any gender and any sexual orientation to come into his shed and have their way with him.

The Boys celebrate Stompin’ Tom Connors‘ birthday and Ricky offers his own interpretation of some of Connors’ greatest hits.  Julian comes up with some more money-making opportunities, including Bubbles hacking the bank accounts of large oil companies.

PLUS: It’s a loser-takes-Randy-on-a-date edition of Jeopardy — stakes have never been this fucking high!

Episode 83 is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com and April FUCKIN Wine!

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