Who the fuck’s hungry?!! We’ve got a real treat for you at SwearNet today – check out the ultimate cheeseburger cookery class with celebrity chef Matty Matheson and Randy! Matty can’t wait to cook rappie pie for the Boys, but Randy has other ideas. So Matty demonstrates how to make the perfect cheeseburger… with super sex sauce!!
Make sure you tune into SwearNet.com on Wednesday, October 10 – top chef Matty Matheson heads to Sunnyvale to cook for the Trailer Park Boys! This week he’s gonna show you how to make the ultimate cheeseburger. Just one problem… his kitchen assistant is RANDY!
If that wasn’t awesome enough, Matty’s new book, ‘Matty Matheson: A Cookbook’ is out today!
This week’s Trailer Park Boys podHASH comes to you from a boat, in a canal, in Amsterdam! Ricky can’t wait visit every hash shop in town, Julian’s ready to romance the ladies in the Red Light District, and Bubbles ponders a canal bike-hauling business. The Boys also have some greasy plans for Randy…
Watch the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast now at SwearNet.com, or listen to the podcast on Monday on iTunes, Spotify and all decent podcast apps!
On today’s special edition of Mailbag: Get stuffed with Pat as he reviews chicken almonds, Polish fudge, pork jerky and more Mailbag treats! Which pass Pat’s taste test, and which taste like shit? Click here to watch!
Got something for the Boys (and Pat) to wrap their greasy chops around? Send it to:
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
And for fuck’s sake, make sure you label any package containing perishable food items – we don’t want fucking mouldy garbage juice all over the studio floor!
Deck the halls with weed and liquor… we’re pleased as fuck to announce the dates for our 2018 Xmas tour! We’ll be flying the shit-sleigh to the following venues:
Nov 26 – Minneapolis, MN
Nov 27 – Green Bay, WI
Nov 28 – Cincinnati, OH
Nov 30 – Chicago, IL
Dec 1 – Detroit, MI
Dec 2 – Cleveland, OH
Dec 3 – Pittsburg, PA
Dec 5 – Rochester, NY
Dec 6 – Upper Darby, PA
Dec 7 – New York, NY
Dec 8 – Portland, ME
Dec 9 – Boston, MA
Pre-sale starts 10 am local time on Tuesday, Sept 18 at tickets.rickyjulianbubbles.com – regular tickets go on sale Friday, Sept 21!
On today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Julian looks different today… or is that just Randy with a shitty moustache? Ricky’s also got a new look, he’s been shopping at ‘Valoo Villaage’ so he can attract the ladies! The Boys also discuss how to talk cowboy, swearing parrots (RIP Talko), and the best job in the world – sex doll tester! Plus: Another round of Jeopardy!
Episode 158 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store – perhaps Ricky can pick up a less fucking greasy look from there!!
Lock up your cheeseburgers fuckers, Randy’s coming to town with his Cheeseburger Picnic show this fall! Many venues SOLD OUT last time, so make sure you grab your tickets now, for frig’s sake!
Tell winter to FUCK OFF next March! Bubbles, Ricky, and Julian are hitting the high seas with some very special friends for a 4-day cruise to a private island in the Bahamas – and YOU’RE INVITED!! We’re parking the Shitmobile in Tampa, Florida and hitching a ride on the beautiful Norwegian Pearl from March 6-10, 2019, setting sail to crystally-clear Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas.
We’ll also be bringing along RANDY, CORY & JACOB, TOM GREEN, BIF NAKED, DOUG BENSON, BUBBLES & THE SHITROCKERS, and more awesome guests to be announced!
Your new FLOATING PARTY PALACE, The Norwegian Pearl, awaits you with all the amenities and accommodations you need for smooth, drunk sailing. With a piss-free pool and hot tubs to chill in, multiple bars and lounges, a Julian-approved ‘Moneyvale’ casino, luxurious richey-type spa services, an ENDLESS supply of the best food you could ever fuckin’ eat… and MORE!!
CLICK HERE to register for the pre-sale, get priority booking, learn about flexible payment plans, and check out all the awesome shit we’ll be doing onboard!
On today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Holy fuck, Ricky is WASTED on this fine 420 Day! The Boys try to remember all the crazy shit that happened on tour, and work out how many burgers Randy has driven into his gut. They also discuss Star Trek, the Red Baron, and why Ricky ended up in Mexico.
PLUS: Bubbles sings the Monty Python Lumberjack Song!
This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com! The podcast will be available from Monday on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
Happy fuckin’ Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Borntday!! Before you fuck off and watch the new season in one go on Netflix, tune into today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast! Bubbles is away with shits so Randy “Bubbandy” has stepped in, and he’s brought some healthy treats… NOT!
The Boys talk about their upcoming April tour, the latest UFO sighting, and whether Randy should attend porn school. Would YOU watch a greasy porno starring the Randinator??
This podcast will also be available later today on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn! Now fuck off, you’ve got watching to do!!