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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Sex Ghosts

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The latest ghost-fucking edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!

After reading stories about ghosts that have allegedly banged humans (including Bobby Brown), Ricky is convinced it is a real thing.  Julian agrees, but Bubbles tells them both to fuck off and challenges any ghost of any gender and any sexual orientation to come into his shed and have their way with him.

The Boys celebrate Stompin’ Tom Connors‘ birthday and Ricky offers his own interpretation of some of Connors’ greatest hits.  Julian comes up with some more money-making opportunities, including Bubbles hacking the bank accounts of large oil companies.

PLUS: It’s a loser-takes-Randy-on-a-date edition of Jeopardy — stakes have never been this fucking high!

Episode 83 is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com and April FUCKIN Wine!

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NOW on iTunes & Libsyn – Make Randy’s Kitchen Great Again!

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Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, and now you can listen to Episode One FOR FUCKING FREE on iTunes and Libsyn.

On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory).  Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.

They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat.  Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.

Welcome to the year of the cock!

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Donaired with Ricky

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Roll a joint and mix some stiff drinks, because this episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky features a recipe that is PERFECT for your next drunk and stoned trailer park party!

Ricky puts together HaliDip, a dip based on the legendary Halifax donair.  If you’ve ever been liquored in Halifax, your night has probably ended up at a donair shop.  The fucking city actually named the greasy bastard the official food of Halifax.  The gyro-esque wrap is delicious but messy as fuck, which prompted a Nova Scotian blogger to create a DECENT dip to make it easier to get ‘er in ya.

Ricky takes us through the process of making donair meat, building your own spit, creating the sexually suggestive donair sauce, and then turning the whole fucking thing into HaliDip!

PLUS: Ricky reviews the security tape to find out which fucker(s) fell victim to his booby traps!

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New on swearnet.com – A Bundle of Cocks

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Pour yourself a sippy-poo – you’ll need one for this extremely fucked episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!

Things start out normal enough, with some shit talk and the like.  Lahey introduces a new segment – the “Joke of the Day,” and Randy updates us on the effectiveness of his cheeseburger patch.  They play a record of backwards music, and discuss the dangers of solar flares.

But then, something as innocent as a Randy’s Kitchen segment becomes a shit storm of epic proportions.  As Randy prepares to show the SwearNet audience how to make cheeseburger calzones, he quickly learns a bitter, pissy lesson about over-stepping his boundaries!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Make Randy’s Kitchen Great Again!

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Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, only on SwearNet.com!

On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory).  Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.

They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat.  Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.

Welcome to the year of the cock!

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Create your own #TPBvalentine and win!

Create your own Trailer Park Boys valentine!

Sunnyvale can be a sexy goddamn place to live, and it’s time you shared that sexiness with your special someone!

Stop wasting your fucking money on Valentine’s Day cards and make your own e-Valentine using TrailerParkBoys.com’s greasy new meme generator!

The fucking instructions:

  1. Click here to go to the meme generator.
  2. Choose from the four Valentine’s Day pictures on the left — a sultry bow-tied Randers, Red Light District Bubbles, Sexian, or one of the longest-lasting couples in Sunnyvale, Randy and Mr. Lahey!
  3. Slap your personalized greasy message of romance on the cocksucker.  You can move the text left, right, up, and down.
  4. Once you’ve finished your Valentine and the mawfk is looking perfect, share the whore on social media using the hashtag #TPBvalentine so we can find the prick.

The Boys and the dicks at SwearNet will pick our favourite #TPBvalentine and the winner will receive a flask gift set showcasing the purest love there is – the love between a man and his cheeseburger!

Fuck off, you got work to do!  The contest ends at midnight EST on Wednesday, February 15th!A Randy loves cheeseburgers flask set including shot glasses and a funnel

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New on swearnet.com – How the Fuck to Make Swish

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Season Two of Dear Julian has been featuring some DECENT guests, none more decent than one of Julian’s best friends on the planet, Bubbles!

On today’s episode, Julian and Bubbles answer fan questions on a number of fucked topics, including the origins of the Green Bastard, how to rip off EI (Employment Insurance, or pogey to most), and the Boys share some stories about Randy as a young dickhead.  You’ll also get a detailed set of instructions for making DIRTY OLD SWISH.

Plus: Ever wonder where Bubbles gets all of his fucking amazing shirts?  Watch this episode to find out!

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New on swearnet.com – Smaller Buns in 2017!

Mr. Lahey and Randy celebrate the New Year with a little drinky-poo!

Randy and Lahey welcome you to celebrate the New Year with them on the latest episode of The Jim Lahey Show (and Randy)!  Well, with Randy, anyway… Lahey begins the show in a deep liquor sleep.

Randy reflects on 2016 and makes some resolutions for the new year — more burger, less bun!  Speaking of burgers, Randy’s Kitchen features the “New Year’s Burger” made up of holiday leftovers, with plenty of vegetables (onion rings).

Plus: a range of guests stop by – Marguerite (and she’s PISSED), Bobby Mac (and he’s FIRED UP), and the whole fucking SwearNet crew sing a few holiday tunes.

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New on swearnet – A Shit Hawk in a Shit Tree

Mr. Lahey, Randy, and Marguerite enjoy a Christmas sippy-poo!

Mr. Lahey is in high spirits for the Jim Lahey Show and Randy Christmas special!  He won some cash on the slot machines and is buying everyone in Sunnyvale a Christmas present, even the shit weasels!  He also presents the recipe which got him nominated for a Nobel Peace prize, the “Fruitcake Liquorball Sandwich.”

Not to be outdone, on Randy’s Kitchen, Randers puts together Christmas Burgers, and gives Lahey the gift of liquor.

PLUS: A special guest from the park joins the celebrations!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Shakespearean Shart Tank!

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Welcome back to the Shart Tank on The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!  On today’s episode, actor Rhys Bevan-John is in the hot seat!

Randy and Lahey are looking for new ideas to help the citizens of Sunnyvale reach their true potential, and they’re inviting any and all great ideas to test their viability on the Shart Tank.  Good-looking dude Rhys Bevan-John has an idea of Shakespearean proportions!

Will he succeed?  Will Randy ring the Burger of Acceptance?  Or will the shit current drag Rhys away?  FIND OUT ON THE SHART TANK!

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