Pat’s been back at the studio for quite a while now, but for all the time and money spent on his work, there really seems to be fuck all for content. Last week we watched him eat his lunch. Then, he put together a video of himself taking a nap, which turned out to be the last straw for Robb, JP, and Mike.
On today’s episode, they confront him and try to motivate him to get his shit together. Though they may also be planning to fuck with him. Only time will fuckin’ tell!
Well, New Year’s Eve partying completely fucked the Boys and completely fucked the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Ricky and Julian are passed out, Bubbles is trying to figure out what in the fuck to do with his life, and Randy is very happy with himself after hooking like a mother fucker over New Year’s and making a killing.
Be sure to stick around for the big moment when Ricky enters 2018 with a BANG!
Everyone is completely fucked after (presumably) New Year’s Eve celebrations got out of hand. Bubbles claims that he, Ricky, and Julian have been drinking for six fucking days, and by the looks of things, he’s telling the truth.
The only person in high spirits is Randy (or Smokey), who has a bag full of burgers and a fist full of cash after hooking like crazy for New Year’s.
We’ll be honest, not a lot happens in this one, at least until Ricky enters 2018 with a BANG!
Smokey is in the trailer for the New Year’s Eve episode of the podcash, now available on iTunes and Libsyn! Randy is all fired up for a big night of partying – so fired up that he dons the jeans and cowboy hat.
There’s just one catch – Julian wants a piece of the pie. Not a piece of Smokey’s pie, but a piece of the cash that he will bring in when he’s looking for people who want to party at the Legion. Yeah, we think it’s pretty fucked too.
Ricky talks about his New Year’s Resolutions, which include not firing off fireworks horizontally in the park, and he’s going to try to get less fucked up in 2018. He will definitely get fucked out of his mind for New Year’s Eve, but he says that will be the last of his big stupid partying. We give that about a week.
PLUS: What did Ricky and Julian give Bubbles for Christmas, and what was her name?
Randy is in full jeans-and-cowboy-hat mode and it appears as if he and Julian have some kind of greasy commission agreement (aka some kind of fucked pimp deal). There’s an open invitation for everyone to head down to the Legion on New Year’s Eve for anyone who might like to party with Smokey… and Julian will be sure to get his cut.
Ricky is all cleaned up from his Christmas binge and is soberly saving himself for a New Year’s shit show… but he claims that it will be the last for a while. He also announces that he will no longer shoot off fireworks horizontally in the park, and he will aim for no trailer park complaints in 2018.
Julian and Ricky ask Bubbles how he liked the Christmas gift they got him, but Bubbles remains coy… though the smile on his face suggests he enjoyed her… er… the gift.
PLUS: Ricky reveals a completely fucked habit that he has when he shops for food in the grocery store.
Ricky is fucked out of his goddamned mind on the Christmas episode of the podcash, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Rick his all banged up on mushrooms and nearly electrocutes himself while trying to hang Christmas lights. Randy joins the podcash and brings some snacks (including protein bars for Julian’s muscles). The Boys talk about Christmas traditions around the world and Ricky gives a completely fucked explanation of the birth of Santa-Jesus-God.
PLUS: Ricky assaults Randy with a projectile weapon. Tune in to find out what he uses to inflict pain!
Randy joins Bubbles and Julian (and a completely fucked Ricky) on the podcash. The Boys are not exactly happy to see the assistant trailer park supervisor, but Randy smooths things over by bringing snacks. The Boys put up some decorations and talk about Christmas traditions, and Ricky’s mushroomed-up brain attempts to explain the origins of Christmas.
They talk about the best gifts they’ve ever received, and Ricky recalls the gift of hash that Ray once gave him.
PLUS: Bubbles takes a deep dive into Ricky’s brain and thought process… learn how one thought somehow leads to another!
It’s the most fucky time of the year! Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Lahey, and fucking Randy are announcing their Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself tour for 2017! Santa’s sleigh will be jam packed with liquor and dope and will take off from Sunnyvale in late November en route for Western Canada. It’s been too long since you glorious fuckers in Alberta… Read more →
The Boys are in a sour fuckin mood because Randy and (briefly) Lahey join this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Drunky the Fuck Clown and his Cheeseburger Walrus are excited to announce that they, like the Boys, are also doing a USA tour next week. In fact, they’re going to be in the same cities. On the same fucking dates. Holy fuck. The Boys must have been baked for the last couple of months though, because this has been advertised on their fucking tour site. Read the contracts, Boys… read the fucking contracts!
Aside from the tour bullshit, the Boys talk about the different places they’d like to papercut on Randy’s body. Bubbles asks the Boys if they’ve ever found god, and Randy brings up a time in which a higher power helped hi, by extending a burger special.
PLUS: Julian can hardly contain his excitement – it’s PATRICK SWAYZE’S BIRTHDAY!