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New on swearnet.com – Ask Randy Fucking Anything!

Randy sits on the couch, ready to answer anything!

A few hits of the honey bong and Randy is ready to go for another edition of Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Bobandy starts off in a great mood but quickly gets pissed off when the questions cross the shit line.  Sure, it’s an Ask Me Fucking Anything but you dicks didn’t have to be so friggin’ mean!

But Randy is a big boy and he shakes off the haters to tackle your questions.  Randers answers questions about onion rings (and their dipping potential), his cheeseburger patch, his record for eating cheeseburgers in one sitting, why Julian is an asshole, and much more.

Plus – Randy comments on a problem that hurts us all – the rising price of cheeseburgers!

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New Summer 2017 USA Tour Dates!

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Calling all fuckheads in the Midwest!  Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles just added some tour dates and they’re bringing A Fucked Up Evening with Trailer Park Boys your way!  They’re also bringing fuckin’ Randy and Lahey with them too!

The Boys initially announced they were bringing their brand-fucking-new-show to one venue only, the famed Red Rocks Amphitheater in Colorado.  Probably for the dope.  Now, they’re saying “fuck it,” and they’re also hitting the following cities:
Aug 24 – Grand Rapids, MI
Aug 25 – Milwaukee, WI
Aug 26 – Des Moines, IA
Aug 27 – St. Louis, MO
Aug 29 – Kansas City, MO
If you want to be the first fuckers to get tickets, the pre-sale runs from Friday, May 5 at 10am (local time) to Thursday, May 11 at 3pm EDT.  You don’t need a password, just go to Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles’ Official Ticket Store and buy the cocksuckers before everyone else does!
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New on swearnet.com – What Does the Liquor Sound Like?

Lahey thinks about an answerWe know that Lahey likes to listen to the liquor, but what the fuck does it actually sound like?  Learn the answer to that question, and many more, on today’s episode of Ask Me Fucking Anything, featuring trailer park supervisor Jim Lahey!

Lahey also shares his thoughts on Randy’s moustache from Season 11, his impressions on Bubbles’ parents, and he also delves into Julian’s sexuality.

PLUS: A fan asks a difficult question that brings Lahey to the verge of liquor tears – does his daughter Treena drink like the rest of the Laheys?

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New on swearnet.com – Ask Randy Friggin’ Anything!

A close-up of Randy's gutNow it’s Randy’s turn to take a seat in the Ask Me Fuckin’ Anything hot seat!

And wow, do things ever start off hot!  No amount of honey bong hits can calm Randy down from questions about his allergy to shirt-wearing, which is something he is asked about right off the fuckin’ get-go.  But the question is valid – why does his chest get an allergic reaction to shirts, when his legs seem to do just fine with his pants?

Once he gets beyond the shirt question, he happily answers questions about cheeseburgers, cheeseburger toppings, cheeseburger side dishes, and much more!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Ask Lahey Fuckin Anything!

Lahey sits in his liquor chair with a bottle of liquor

Jim Lahey sits down with a bottle of Liquormen’s and answers fan questions on SwearNet’s latest edition of Ask Me Fucking Anything.  

Lahey and the liquor tackle a wide range of questions including:

  • Would Lahey even consider making nice with Julian and Ricky?
  • How many people has Lahey shot?
  • When was he first attracted to men?
  • What are Randy’s finest qualities?

Lahey also answers a number of questions surrounding the pros and cons of listening to the liquor – we all know, sometimes it can fuck you over big time.

PLUS: Worried about a possible upcoming liquor store strike in Ontario?  Lahey has a very simple solution.

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Lahey and Randy AMFA: Questions Wanted!

Lahey and Randy will soon be in front of the SwearNet cameras for an Ask Me Fucking Anything, and we need questions from you dicks!

Wondering about some of the shit that went down in Season 11?  Now’s your chance to ask the captain of the shitliner and the cheeseburger locker!

Write your questions in the comment section below, and go fuck yourself while you’re at it.

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Sex Ghosts

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The latest ghost-fucking edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!

After reading stories about ghosts that have allegedly banged humans (including Bobby Brown), Ricky is convinced it is a real thing.  Julian agrees, but Bubbles tells them both to fuck off and challenges any ghost of any gender and any sexual orientation to come into his shed and have their way with him.

The Boys celebrate Stompin’ Tom Connors‘ birthday and Ricky offers his own interpretation of some of Connors’ greatest hits.  Julian comes up with some more money-making opportunities, including Bubbles hacking the bank accounts of large oil companies.

PLUS: It’s a loser-takes-Randy-on-a-date edition of Jeopardy — stakes have never been this fucking high!

Episode 83 is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com and April FUCKIN Wine!

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NOW on iTunes & Libsyn – Make Randy’s Kitchen Great Again!

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Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, and now you can listen to Episode One FOR FUCKING FREE on iTunes and Libsyn.

On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory).  Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.

They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat.  Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.

Welcome to the year of the cock!

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Donaired with Ricky

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Roll a joint and mix some stiff drinks, because this episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky features a recipe that is PERFECT for your next drunk and stoned trailer park party!

Ricky puts together HaliDip, a dip based on the legendary Halifax donair.  If you’ve ever been liquored in Halifax, your night has probably ended up at a donair shop.  The fucking city actually named the greasy bastard the official food of Halifax.  The gyro-esque wrap is delicious but messy as fuck, which prompted a Nova Scotian blogger to create a DECENT dip to make it easier to get ‘er in ya.

Ricky takes us through the process of making donair meat, building your own spit, creating the sexually suggestive donair sauce, and then turning the whole fucking thing into HaliDip!

PLUS: Ricky reviews the security tape to find out which fucker(s) fell victim to his booby traps!

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New on swearnet.com – A Bundle of Cocks

Randy holds a tray of ingredients for cheeseburger calzones

Pour yourself a sippy-poo – you’ll need one for this extremely fucked episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!

Things start out normal enough, with some shit talk and the like.  Lahey introduces a new segment – the “Joke of the Day,” and Randy updates us on the effectiveness of his cheeseburger patch.  They play a record of backwards music, and discuss the dangers of solar flares.

But then, something as innocent as a Randy’s Kitchen segment becomes a shit storm of epic proportions.  As Randy prepares to show the SwearNet audience how to make cheeseburger calzones, he quickly learns a bitter, pissy lesson about over-stepping his boundaries!

 

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