Tools are misplaced, and the plants smell like piss. Ricky’s not sure who is responsible, but the stoned sleuths at SwearBlog suspect it may have something to do with the newly expanded Randy’s Kitchen set. Whatever the case, Ricky responds by setting up some Fuck-You traps to fuck over whoever’s been fucking with him.
Best of all, he set up a security camera so that he can watch all of this shit go down!
Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, only on SwearNet.com!
On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory). Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.
They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat. Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.
Mr. Lahey is in high spirits for the Jim Lahey Show and Randy Christmas special! He won some cash on the slot machines and is buying everyone in Sunnyvale a Christmas present, even the shit weasels! He also presents the recipe which got him nominated for a Nobel Peace prize, the “Fruitcake Liquorball Sandwich.”
Not to be outdone, on Randy’s Kitchen, Randers puts together Christmas Burgers, and gives Lahey the gift of liquor.
PLUS: A special guest from the park joins the celebrations!
Though Randy is full of enthusiasm (candy, dressing up, oh my!), we are reminded that Mr. Lahey HATES Halloween, due to the traumatic incidents of Halloween 1977. The painful memories turn Lahey into the LIQUOR.
But, the show must go on! Randy prepares some BRAIN BURGERS for “Randy’s Kitchen” and Mr. Lahey shows us some footage of a boozy boat trip that he and Randy took to Nova Scotia’s most famous landmark, Peggy’s Cove!
With the help of Liquor Professor Dom Carlos, Lahey delves into the spirit of spirits. Besides making you shit-faced, liquor can take you on a cultural experience like no other! Or does it just make you shit-faced? We’re not sure.
On Randy’s Kitchen, Bobandy is going full Mexican on his burger patties. PLUS: Learn a sensible way to cut down on your dope intake!
In this episode, a low-pressure shit vacuum pulls Halifax radio personality Bobby Mac straight onto the couch with Lahey and Randy. Bobby tries some of Randy’s greasy French toast and offers a lesson on radio voice-overs.
This is a great opportunity to listen to SwearNet’s drunkest podcast on the go! Tell your cheap fucking non-subscribing friends to sample SwearNet with this podcast, and while you’re at it, rate Lahey and Randy on iTunes and tell those Apple dicks how much you love them!
Break out the liquor, Episode 2 of the Jim Lahey Show and Randy is airing on SwearNet!
After last week’s drunken horror show, Lahey vows to ease up on the liquor – how long will that last? The drunken duo also reveal this week’s Pick-a-Word, cheeseburger tips in Randy’s Kitchen, your favourite Trailer Park Boys moment, and attempt to interview two musical Guests!