Tag Archive for Real Fucking Reality Show

New at swearnet.com – We Didn’t Fucking Ask You Anything with Pat Roach

On today’s episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, Pat decides to ask himself some questions and spill the beans about working at SwearNet. Who makes him burgers? Who’s a greasy fucking liar? Who’s always stoned as fuck? Also: learn some useless bird facts!

 

And don’t forget to tune into the Trailer Park Boys Podcast tomorrow when Bubbles’ special guest will be revealed!!

New on swearnet.com – It’s Not as Easy as It Fucking Looks

The teleprompter is loaded up, the camera is on the jib, and Pat Roach is dressed and ready for some Extreme Fucking News and Weather on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show.

However, Pat seems to be struggling with the feedback he’s receiving from JP, Robb, and Mike.  They worry that he is not finding the proper balance between passion and goofiness, and he is having trouble improvising his fucking swearing.

Pat has his own complaints too – like, who in the fuck is having shit explosions in the toilets at SwearNet Studios?

New on swearnet.com – Green Screen Test

The Boys test out the green screen with Pat Roach

It’s time to get fucking serious on the Real Fucking Reality Show!  

Pat Roach has his game face on, along with his classic SwearNet outfit, and he’s ready to test out the new green screen and news equipment that the Boys have set up for him.  They’re not fucking around – they set up a virtual news studio, along with a teleprompter and one of those crane-swingy fucking camera things.

PLUS: Watch Pat warm up his swear cords, and get a glimpse of his pre-game meal.

New on swearnet.com – I Got You Boys in My Grasp

Robb, JP, and Mike try out some puppet voices

JP, Robb, and Mike meet Johnny Angelfish, Slip Saturn, and Virginia Madison on the latest episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show.

Just who in the fuck are these people?  Well, Johnny is a professional pickpocket, Slip is a retired astronaut, and Virginia is a southern belle.  They all happen to live inside Mike Smith’s absolutely fucked brain, and were written down on pieces of paper and put into a hat.

The Boys draw characters out of the cap and improv some voices for what could be an incredibly fucking entertaining puppet show!

New on swearnet.com – Half Pound

Pat Roach lost a half pound

The Boys are struggling to figure out a way to motivate Pat Roach on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show.

Robb, JP, and especially Mike are worried that their pep talks are not having a positive impact on Pat Roach’s performance. They attempt to light another fire under his arse and come up with a plan to take this project to the next level.

New on swearnet.com – Do It Right or Fuck off

The Boys give a performance review to Pat Roach

It’s a bonus weekend episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show!

The Boys give Pat a performance review and they aren’t impressed with his weatherman work.  Bed head, shitty t-shirt, fuck all for ‘extreme’ weather, the list goes on.  Either do it right, or fuck off.

Pat defends himself and hits the road with a renewed sense of positivity.  

New on swearnet.com – State of the Union for January 25, 2018

Mike Smith is inside a box

JP, Robb, and Mike are back with the first SwearNet State of the Union of the new year, and holy fuck, she’s a doozy!

JP irons, while Madam Sunshine flirts with Mr. Box (the Boys are trying out new drugs).  Along the way, we get updates about their current writing project, Bubbles and the Shitrockers, the Real Fucking Reality Show, and more!

New on swearnet.com – Dirty Whore Weather

Our climate is fucked, and there’s only one man who is fucked enough to deal with it: Pat Fuckin’ Roach!  On the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, Pat gets back to his old stompin’ grounds and shows us why he’s the best weatherman to ever hit SwearNet!

Pat measures the rainfall with a bucket, shot guns a couple Freedom 35s, and takes a fucked drive through a shitty January rainstorm.

New on swearnet.com – Pat Roach is a Lazy Bastard

Mike Smith confronts Pat Roach

Pat Roach has some explaining to do on the latest episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show!

Pat’s been back at the studio for quite a while now, but for all the time and money spent on his work, there really seems to be fuck all for content.  Last week we watched him eat his lunch.  Then, he put together a video of himself taking a nap, which turned out to be the last straw for Robb, JP, and Mike.

On today’s episode, they confront him and try to motivate him to get his shit together.  Though they may also be planning to fuck with him.  Only time will fuckin’ tell!