After Ricky announces that it is Chachi’s borntday, he and Bubbles bring up Julian’s past tendencies to dress like Baio, which Julian denies. But after digging up a list of the many beautiful women which Baio bang-oed, he reveals that he did indeed tie a bandana around his leg back in the day. Bubbles proudly admits that he rocked a Flock-of-Seagulls hairdo, and Ricky talks about the time he fucked up a mohawk and shaved a strip down the centre of his head.
Ricky thinks* out loud about ways to prevent a hurricane from gaining strength and making landfall, Julian denies that he had to call the fire department to free him from a sexy dumbbell incident, and Bubbles defends the audio sensitivities of the mysterious Moon Bear.
PLUS: The Boys look up some absolutely FUCKED world records.
The Boys are worked up about all of the recent hurricane activity on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Ricky seems to think that hurricanes are living entities that have personalities, and he’d love to take his frustrations out on anyone named Harvey or Irma. Bubbles talks about his plan to protect his shed in case Sunnyvale floods from storm surges, and the Boys try to concoct a way to keep electricity flowing in the park in the event of a natural disaster.
Bubbles takes a few swipes at Tom Cruise and John Travoltage (as Ricky calls him), and the Boys wonder what in the fuck is up with the jelly blobs that were spotted off the coast of Norway.
PLUS: Someone please get Bubbles some sleep, he’s fucked!
After smoking some “energy” weed, Ricky finds himself dealing with his sorrow in a different way – he wants to take it out on anyone named Harvey or Irma. He contends that anytime they name a hurricane after an arsehole, the storm will be that much worse. He can only assume a hurricane Ricky would be pretty laid back.
The Boys talk about ways to protect Sunnyvale from a hurricane, remembering back to Hurricane Juan, which fucked over Nova Scotia 14 years ago. Bubbles wants to get his shed above the flood line, and the Boys try to figure out how they could continue to have electricity.
PLUS: Holy fuck Bubbles needs some sleep. He swears he saw a squirrel running around the park in pink underwear!
It’s the most fucky time of the year! Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Lahey, and fucking Randy are announcing their Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself tour for 2017! Santa’s sleigh will be jam packed with liquor and dope and will take off from Sunnyvale in late November en route for Western Canada. It’s been too long since you glorious fuckers in Alberta… Read more →
Setember is here – it is now the 9th month of the year 20…16/17/18, whatever the fuck it is, and the Boys are establishing a “no-suck guarantee” for this episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
The Boys snack on popcorn that may or not be flavoured like Julian’s nut sack, Ricky laments the extinction of the massive Passenger Pigeon, and Bubbles looks up the cost of the most expensive bang doll on eBay.
PLUS: Why in the fuck is Julian interested in burying Bubbles and Ricky alive?!
The Boys want to make sure they take this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast to the next level, so Bubbles is cranking into the Freedom 35 Lager.
After what Ricky thought were a few week episodes of the podcash, Ricky wants to instil a no-suck guarantee, but none of the Boys have any fucking clue how about how they will pull that off. Bubbles comes up with a new segment in which the Boys shop for fucked things on eBay, with fucky results.
PLUS: Ricky and Bubbles talk about the flavour of Julian’s nutsack. Sweet, salty, cheesy?!
It’s raining like fuck in Sunnyvale and the Boys are singing all about it on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Bubbles challenges Ricky and Julian to come up with as many rain-related songs as possible, as the rain hammers down on the rooftop below. And holy fuck are there ever a lot of DECENT songs about rain! He tries to edge them into a sun-related competition but enough is e-fucking-nough.
The Boys are a little off-kilter after Ricky slid some magic mushrooms into their breakfast omelette, and topped their pancakes with weed butter. This altered state of mind brings the Boys down some fucky roads, and they play a dark, cringe-worthy game of “If You Had To.”
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