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New on swearnet.com – It’s Raining Horse Cocks

The rain is falling heavy in Sunnyvale and the Boys don’t give a fuck on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  In fact, it gets them in a singing mood, and they see how many rain-related songs they can rhyme off.  That’s not the only musical segment in the show — Ricky breaks out Achy Breaky Heart after reminiscing his greasy mullet and line dancing phase.

Ricky gets learnt on a few spelling fundamentals, as he discovers the phucked phonetics of the letter “Q” – his mind is fucking blown that it can be found in words such as “liquor” and “conquer.”

Bubbles doesn’t stop there – he debuts a segment that he is working on called Blowing Ricky’s Mind and gets into some straight-up crazy spacey shit that does indeed blow Ricky’s mind.

PLUS: Julian reveals who he would bring with him on a trip to an alien planet… and it’s not Bubbles!

This week’s podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Fuckin Randy and Lahey join the Podcash

Randy shits himself on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast

The Boys are in a sour fuckin mood because Randy and (briefly) Lahey join this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

Drunky the Fuck Clown and his Cheeseburger Walrus are excited to announce that they, like the Boys, are also doing a USA tour next week.  In fact, they’re going to be in the same cities.  On the same fucking dates.  Holy fuck.  The Boys must have been baked for the last couple of months though, because this has been advertised on their fucking tour site.  Read the contracts, Boys… read the fucking contracts!

Aside from the tour bullshit, the Boys talk about the different places they’d like to papercut on Randy’s body.  Bubbles asks the Boys if they’ve ever found god, and Randy brings up a time in which a higher power helped hi, by extending a burger special.

PLUS: Julian can hardly contain his excitement – it’s PATRICK SWAYZE’S BIRTHDAY!

The Canadian Comedy Awards’ TOP PODCAST is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Randy and Lahey Are Coming on Tour?!

Randy says something stupid on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast

Randy reeks and he is satted next to Ricky on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Randy has joined the podcash (along with Mr. Lahey for a brief drunken moment) to announce that they will be visiting the same cities as the Boys are when they go on tour next weekend.  Either Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles didn’t read the contract, or they didn’t check their own fucking tour website, because Lahey and Randy are definitely announced.

After Lahey leaves, the Boys (and fucking Randy) talk about finding Jesus, Titanic replicas, and whether or not icebergs have thoughts.

PLUS: Julian is getting fuckin drunk tonight – it’s Patrick Swayze’s birthday!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Pecker vs Beaver

Bubbles flips off Julian

The Boys are playing a game of BUSH OR NO BUSH on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

After shouting out a happy borntday to a former Playboy playmate, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles try to guess whether or not David Duchovny has a bush, if he’s clean-shaven, or if perhaps he has some stubble happening.

And what about Cher?  Barbara Bush??  Bush or no bush?

The Boys chat about a woodpecker who recently made news by going ballistic on a utility pole.  This prompts Ricky to dream about the damage he could do as a furious woodpecker, with his sights set on the New York City electrical grid.  But would a beaver be better?  Perhaps it might — so long as its arsehole isn’t being harvested for cherry flavouring (you can thank Bubbles for that mental image).

The Canadian Comedy Awards’ TOP PODCAST is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Pecker vs Beaver

Bubbles flips off Julian

The Boys are pitting woodpeckers vs beavers on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Ricky imagines the amount of damage he could do as a furious woodpecker, including but not limited to destroying the entire electrical grid of New York City.  The Boys wonder if a beaver would be more effective, but Bubbles warns that some beavers are harvested for their cherry-flavoured arseholes.

The Boys also invent a wonderfully new fucked game called “Bush or No Bush” and try to figure out whether or not David Duchovny is shaved clean or perhaps has a little stubble.  And what about Barbara Bush?  Bush or no bush?

Julian gives the gift of The Jim Lahey Show (and Randy) lighter leashes, in the form of giant fucking boxes for Ricky and Bubbles.  Ricky was excited at first, because he used to rock the lighter leash look.  But once he learned that it was official merchandise for Lahey and Randy’s SwearNet talk show, he nearly flipped the fuck out.

This episode of the Canadian Comedy Award’s TOP PODCAST is brought to you by SwearNet.com (sign up for only $4.20), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Flute Tanners

Ricky is gesticulating at the podcast table

The Boys are back with another episode of the award-fuckin-winning Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

Bubbles and Ricky are fucking furious with Julian about the greasy shit he’s pulling with TrailerParkBoysMerch.com (a sponsor of the podcash).  They thought there were just “a couple of t-shirts” on the site, but it turns out they are selling everything from grinders to hoodies to even fucking skateboards,  and Ricky and Bubbles are getting fuck all for royalties!

After Julian dodges those questions and refuses to release his tax returns, the Boys talk about Kermit and Mrs. Piggy (again), giant fucking batteries, and the time Ricky ‘acquired’ a Louis Vuitton bag for Lucy.

PLUS: Plus, what in the fuck is a flute tanner?

This shitshow is also brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, and Freedom 35 Lager!

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New on swearnet.com – Robb, JP, and Christine

The Boys are sitting in the mailbag

The Mailbag is back, mother fuckers!  After wrapping Season 12, the Boys are back in the sack.

We’re not sure if the theme of this episode is “fan art” or “the big fuckin Mike Smith gift hour”, because there was a lot of art, but also a lot of shit for Smith.

But don’t worry about JP and Robb – Mailbag MVP Rudi has them covered, and more.  He played a big part in the “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest, and he doesn’t seem to be ready to quit anytime soon.

PLUS: What in the fuck is with the horse-cock load-bag?!

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New on swearnet.com – Flute Tanners

the Boys are laughing at the podcast table

The Boys are back with another episode of the award-fuckin-winning Trailer Park Boys PodcastThis one, as usual, is sponsored by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, and Bubbles and Ricky have a bone to pick with Julian about the shitty cut he gives to them from merch sales.  They thought there were just “a couple of t-shirts” on the site, but it turns out they are selling everything from grinders to hoodies to even fucking skateboards!

After Julian dodges those questions and refuses to release his tax returns, the Boys talk about lightning-fried cows, Double Fantasy (which Ricky things is a porno), and Kermit the Frog’s sexual organs.

PLUS: Learn about the time Ricky “acquired” a Louis Vuitton handbag for Lucy!

This shitshow is also brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, and Freedom 35 Lager!

 

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ICYMI: LIVE Instagram Day from Sunnyvale, Season 12!

The camera dicks have packed up their equipment and have bid farewell to the residents of Sunnyvale for another year!

Before they left, SwearNet’s social media pricks snuck onto the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 to snap some pictures and steal snacks from the catering table.  They put the photos together for a live Instagram and Twitter day straight from Sunnyvale.

We realize some of our fans have the technological skills of Sam the Caveman, and some of you simply don’t give a fuck about Instagram, so here’s a round-up of the photos that we shared on our #TPB12 Live Instagram Day!

 

Good fuckin’ morning from Sunnyvale Trailer Park! #trailerparkboys #TPB12 #greasy

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Inside Bubbles’ shed. She’s a fuckin’ BEAST! #trailerparkboys #TPB12 #Bubbles

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Bubs is figuring out some important shit right now. #trailerparkboys #TPB12

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Kitty Kats and 10 Acres of Country. DECENT! #TPB12 #Bubbles #kitties

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Friendly Sunnyvale locals #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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Has Ricky got a new career as a Sears catalogue model? #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #Ricky

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Ricky’s library #trailerparkboys #TPB12 #Ricky

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Hanging with the squad #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #Ricky

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Down at the Legion! #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #LiquorandWhores

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Two seconds of rum, one second of mix, coupla ice cubes. #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #Sexian

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Look who the fuck just turned up at the park… #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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Cory, what in the actual flying fuck are you doing?? #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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The shit goggles. #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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Ricky’s been stocking up so that Baby Mo will not grow up in a world without dandelion! #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #tpbpodcast

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Like a Cock-Shaped Iceburg

Ricky tries to open a package with a rubber hammer

We’re not sure how to rate the Boys on a scale of 1-10 sexiness, but they are definitely 10/10 fucked on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

They were into some kind of weirdo hash before the cameras started rolling and holy fuck does this podcash every go into fucky town.  Bubbles was hard into the Freedom 35 Lagers too.

They discuss some borntdays (Happy borntday to Canadian hero Terry Fox!), teleportation, and ask each other some weird fucking questions.

PLUS: What in the FUCK did Crayola sent to Ricky?!

Episode 104 of the podcash was brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, and remember, you can watch the video version of this horror show only on SwearNet.com!

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