Let’s get DRUNK AS FUCK and celebrate, today is Robb Wells’ Bornt Day!! 🥃🎂🌳
The Boys love getting free shit and just one fucking letter today! Watch as Mike, Robb and JP open fan mail from all over the world. Cobra cream in the eye with a MEGA package! Everything is coming together now…. fucking flip counter!
Watch the full episode at SwearNet.com
The Boys love getting free shit even fucking letters (well sort of). Watch as Mike, Robb and JP aka Edward Sword Hands open fan mail from all over the world. Hope the boys have lots of brown crayons because the cat holes are a winkin’! Plus Mike gets some DECENT coasters and I wonder who the pink scissors are for?!
Catch the full episode at https://www.swearnet.com/
Contest time, fuckers!! Caption this shot from the awesome Targa Newfoundland documentary, now airing at SwearNet.com. What the fuck is Robb saying to JP? Or JP saying to Robb? We don’t fucking know, that’s why we’re asking you!!
The winner gets a FREE MONTH of SwearNet access (if you’re already a member we’ll add it on to your subscription!) Post your caption in the comments section, and we’ll announce the winner when we can be fucked. Good luck, turtle jerkers!
In 2010, two men from Nova Scotia embarked on the toughest challenge of their lives – to compete in the gruelling Targa Newfoundland car race in a Porsche Cayman S. Would they make it to the finish line, or totally fuck it up? Follow Robb and JP’s Targa adventure at SwearNet in this hilarious and touching documentary filmed and produced by Motoring TV!
Show Schedule – www.guideautoweb.com/en/motoring-tv/schedule
Twitter – @motoringtv
It’s time to delve into SwearNet’s bulging sack and discover what you crazy fucks have sent Robb, JP and Mike! On today’s Mailbag, there’s more crazy shit from Rudi, a fucking fancy hat for Pat, a bunch of decent custom jerseys, and a jar of mysterious green powder! What the fuck is it, and who’s gonna try it?!
The teleprompter is loaded up, the camera is on the jib, and Pat Roach is dressed and ready for some Extreme Fucking News and Weather on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show.
However, Pat seems to be struggling with the feedback he’s receiving from JP, Robb, and Mike. They worry that he is not finding the proper balance between passion and goofiness, and he is having trouble improvising his fucking swearing.
Pat has his own complaints too – like, who in the fuck is having shit explosions in the toilets at SwearNet Studios?
JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany on today’s episode of Mailbag, and holy fuck is it a doozy!
The package from Deutschland is dirty as fuck – it contains a number of sex toys for the Boys as well as something for Lucy’s “ass pussy”.
The Boys hear from regular contributor Rudi, a book of Jewish Comedy from New York, and a letter all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia (which is a few minutes down the fucking highway from SwearNet Studios).
PLUS: The Boys get some DECENT t-shirts and hats from the dicks at Maritime Grime!