Tag Archive for Robb Wells

New on swearnet.com – The Highest Mailbag Ever

Mike Smith tries some badass hot sauce

The Boys are back in the sack and high as fuck for another episode of Mailbag!

They receive a mysterious laughing teddy bear from someone named Alien Female, who may or may not have smuggled drugs in the bear’s ass.  Mike nearly blows his head off with some hot sauce, JP is jealous of a muscular Mountie, and Robb keeps saying “cantaloupe”, probably because he’s stoned out of his goddamn mind.

PLUS: The Boys are invited to a wedding!

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New on swearnet.com – Grab an End!

Pat Roach struggles to move workout equipment

Pat Roach is ready to kick off his workout regiment on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, now on SwearNet!

The Boys have given Pat his own private space in SwearNet Studios where he can set up a personal gym and get into shape.  There’s just one problem – not one miserable fucker at SwearNet will help him move the equipment up the stairs to his workout room.

Will Pat’s positivity prevail?  Why in the fuck can’t Hugh the Office Dick lift anything?  Will Pat ever look like JP?  Tune in and find out!

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New on swearnet.com – Pat’s in a Funk

Mike Smith hugs Pat Roach

Pat Roach makes his epic return to SwearNet studios on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show!

In the last episode, Pat told the Boys over the phone that he has been busy working out, banging, and holding down a job.  But Robb, JP, and Mike quickly learn that Pat’s been bullshitting them.  Truth is, he’s been drinking, eating donairs, playing video games, and probably beating off most of the time.

So the Boys pitch an idea for Pat to both get out of his funk, and also create some create SwearNet content.

Mike eventually wants Pat back in the SwearMan suit, but he is met with resistance.  Will we ever see SwearMan again?!

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New on swearnet.com – December 18, 2017 State of the Union

Mike Smith gets his hair did

Mike Smith gets his hair did on today’s episode of SwearNet’s State of the Union.

The Boys are ready to embark on their Christmas holidays but before they do, they update us on Pat Roach’s involvement in the Real Fucking Reality Show’s return, and they kinda sorta talk a little bit about their new top-secret project that they aren’t really allowed to talk about.

PLUS: Find out what the Boys have planned for their Christmas break!

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New on swearnet.com – Return of the Real Fucking Reality Show!

The Boys are busy as fuck and Christmas is around the corner, but SwearNet needs more fucking content so Mike fires up the cameras and resumes the Real Fucking Reality Show!  Luckily, they’re going to have some help, in the form of Pat fucking Roach.

Mike dug out Pat’s old contract, and it turns out that foul-mouthed fucker owes the Boys six more months of work at SwearNet!

Can the Boys tear Pat away from his personal trainer?  Will SwearMan return?  Does Chipper actually get stoned at work?  Tune into the Real Fucking Reality Show to find out!

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New on swearnet.com – State of the Union for October 10, 2017


Robb and Mike are fucked while JP tries to make some announcements

The Boys are back for another State of the Union, and holy FUCK are Mike and Rob out of ‘er!

JP does his best to deliver the address on his own, and he drops some DECENT announcements on us, including:

  • The status of Season 12
  • A new exciting-but-fucking-secret project
  • The latest development in their Halifax bar business.
  • When we can expect to see the next edition of Out of the Park.

PLUS: They (well, not ‘they’… mainly JP, because the other two dicks are fucked) talk about a plan to free up more time for a little website known as SwearNet.com!

 

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