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Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale!

The Boys are sitting in a smokey mailbag

Alright dickheads, the Boys are back in the sack and they threw out a DECENT contest idea on the latest episode of Mailbag!

Before we know it, the camera dicks will be following Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles again for Season 12. We you arseholes to send some shit to the Mailbag to help decorate Sunnyvale!  If you have something that you think would make a great decoration for the set of Trailer Park Boys, send the cocksucker in and it just might make its way to Sunnyvale!

Contest details: 

  • Send us small shit only – anything that can fit inside a shoebox is good to go.
  • We’ll choose our 10 favourite items and use the cocksuckers on the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
  • If we choose your shit, we’ll give you a free year-long subscription to SwearNet.com to say fuckin’ thanks.
  • The deadline is the end of May – we need to receive your shit by May 31st!
  • We will announce the winners on an upcoming episode of Mailbag.
  • Contest open to SwearNet members only.  Please include your username.  If you’re not a member, what the fuck are you waiting for?

Mailbag address:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

ALSO on this episode of Mailbag – the Boys receive some piss jugs from Big Joe’s Biker Rings (the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry), and a DECENT album of kitty songs from Pony Death Ride – including a fucking awesome cover of  Kitties Are So Nice:

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New on swearnet.com – Leigh Joins the State of the Union!

Leigh joins Mike, JP, and Robb

It’s time for another State of the Union, and on this episode the Boys brought Leigh into the studio!

Leigh talks about the great success of Trippin’ with Leigh (available for fucking free on SwearNet.com) and he has some updates on future episodes.  Leigh started a new IndieGoGo campaign to help him go to fuckin’ Europe!  Learn about what he has in store for Europe, plus get the scoop on his upcoming live tour!

For TPB news, the Boys offer a few nuggets of info on the upcoming Out of the Park: USA series, and they also show you some bongs and a wrench!

Plus: What the fuck do they have planned with Snoop Dogg?!

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New on swearnet.com – The Kiln-Baked Boys

The Boys hold a clay version of Ricky

It’s the Mailbag, mother fucker, and JP, Robb, and Mike love getting free shit!

On this week’s episode, they receive some DECENT clay versions of themselves!  Holy fuck the fans are talented.  They also get some fucked up letters that could very well be ransom notes.  Remember: ease up on the letters and go harder on the free shit!

They also receive a massive package from Tom, a long-time fan whose struggle with Cluster Headaches was referenced in Trippin’ with Leigh.  Tom does a daily vlog which is worth checking out if you want to know more about this painful fucking disease!

If you have some shit you’d like to send the Boys, use this address:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

A few things to remember – it may take them a long fucking time to open the cocksuckers, and “free shit” is way more fun than fucking letters!

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New on swearnet.com – A Nice Way to Dress up a Dope Jar

The Boys are back in the Mailbag

The Boys are back in the sack and they’re opening more of your free shit on the latest episode of Mailbag!

Two patterns emerge in the episode – the Boys are getting too many fucking letters and not enough parcels, and JP and Robb need more fucking love.  Mike received way too much shit in this one!

Actually there’s a third theme in this fucking episode – SwearNet/TPB fans are extremely creative!  You artistic fucks sent in your own novels, films, and custom guitar pedals!

Plus: The Boys receive a DECENT photo from the SwearNet ladies, Robb gets a solid “Ricky” shirt, and Big Joe sends more of his awesome TPB jewelry!

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New on swearnet.com – The Boys Are Fucked (also, writing again)

The Boys are dressed up for a State of the Union address

The Boys are back with another State of the Union address, and boy are they fucked!

Robby Redman, some guy having a good time, and Feel-What’s-In-Me-Pockets have some big fuckin’ news for you dicks.  They’re in the writer’s room, working on not one but TWO projects!  They also have news on Liquormen’s, SwearnetStudios.com, and they reveal the dormant SwearNet show that’s about to roar back from hibernation!

Plus: Mike has exclusive instructions on how to optimize your listening experience when checking out the EDM version of Liquor & Whores on Spotify!

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New on swearnet.com – State of the Fuckin Union!

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J.P., Robb, and Mike are back with another SwearNet State of the Union!

The Boys are gearing up for a DECENT concert tonight in their backyard of Halifax, Nova Scotia, as Jordon John takes the stage.  We’re not sure if Mike is joining him or not, but if he is, it’ll be trouble because he’s already into the sauce.

Hear updates on the European tour, TPB merch, and the “musical branch” of SwearNet.

PLUS: Some crazy mother fucker made J.P. mad, and it was a BAD idea.

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New on swearnet.com – It’s a 3D Cock!

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Holy fuck the Boys finally did it, they got to the bottom of the massive fucking Mailbag Mountain!

In this episode, the Boys discover that a kitty blanket they got on the last episode was not just any kitty blanket, it was a blanket featuring VINCE THE FUCKING PINCE!

PLUS: The Boys receive t-shirts, a 3D-printed cock, and an interview invitation from the Drunk News Network; and some DECENT Buddy Guy shit from Chicago!

If you’d like to send in some shit to help rebuild Mailbag Mountain, hit us up at:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

 

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New on swearnet.com – The Mailbag Is Joined by a Giant Cock

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It’s the Mailbag, motherfuckers, and on this episode, Mike seems to have transformed into a giant dick.

The Boys burn through a pile of goodies from California, England, and plenty of fucking places in between.  They get a billion fucking questions from Alberta, some DECENT t-shirts from Leeds (important when you’re living in the studio and you have no clean clothes), and some penis koozies from the Sugar Bitches!

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New on swearnet.com – The Six Foot Cock

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It’s the Mailbag, mother fuckers!  On this episode, Mike discovers the vicious secrets behind the Dragon’s Blood hot sauce that nearly took his head off last week.

We have another contender for “package of the year” with an absolutely fucking bonanza from New York, including a SIX FOOT COCK.  Big Joe sends in some more DECENT shit, and the Boys get a butter maker, which is probably related to dope somehow.

This episode is brought to you by Mike Smith’s epic wine bender!

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New on swearnet.com – State of the Union, September 30, 2016

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The Boys are back with an update for all the Swearfucks out there!

One of the biggest updates involves the actual filming location of this State of the Union – in SwearNet’s brand new fucking studio!  J.P., Mike, and Robb update everyone on the big plans for the new studio (and it’s unlike anything they’ve done before).

Plus, get updates on Trailer Park Boys Season 11, the touring schedule, Liquormen’s whisky, and Out of the Park: Europe.

Oh yeah – and they address the mysterious case of the vanishing SwearNet content too!

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