Tag Archive for Rum and Coke

Julian’s perfect rum & coke: Two seconds of rum, two seconds of coke, and a coupla ice cubes. Maybe a few more seconds of rum?

New on swearnet.com – Avoiding Whisky Dick

Julian sips on rum and reads fan questions

Julian is in a positive mood for today’s episode of Dear Julian, despite some of you pricks deciding it’s ok to call him Swayze!

Julian sips on a rum and coke and answers fan questions about whisky-dick threesomes, lending money to friends who want to make a rap record, the sexiest places for ladies to get tattoos, and much more.

He also explains why his last name is secret (and it’s NOT fucking SWAYZE).

PLUS: How in the fuck can a Maritimer like Jules hate seafood?!

Now on iTunes & Libsyn – If a Chicken Can Do It, Can Ricky?

Ricky tells Bubbles and Julian that he could be a dentist

Ricky has big musical dreams on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!  Inspired by a YouTube video of a chicken playing piano, Ricky figures it can’t be that hard and hopes to eventually be good enough to become a Shit Rocker.

But that’s not Ricky’s only professional aspiration.  He’s also thinking about trying his hand at dentistry, after all, they’re basically just mechanics with teeth, and we know from Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky that he is handy with a power tool.

We also learn the origins of the phrase “Milk and Honey,” the difference between a spider and an octopus, and the invention of rum and coke.

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky the Discount Dentist?!

Bubbles holds a toy crab

Move over Sam Losco, Sunnyvale has a new greasy discount dentist – Ricky!

On the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Julian fills Ricky’s head with the idea of becoming a self-taught dentist.  How hard can it be?  A dentist is basically just a mechanic for teeth, and we’ve all seen Ricky in action with power tools on Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky. 

The Boys also discuss the differences between a spider and an octopus, the origins of the phrase “milk and honey,” and some manscaping pointers to help avoid crabs.

And then there was this:

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DEAR JULIAN: Send Us Your Fucking Problems!

Get Julian's advice!

The SwearNet studio dicks picked up a bottle of rum, a bit of mix, and the ice is in the freezer.  We’re bringing Julian back in for another round of Dear Julian, and we need your fucking questions!

Write your problems in the comment section of this blog post and we’ll choose the best ones and send them to the Muscles.  If you use his advice, that’s fine. But if you don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.