Tag Archive for Rum and Coke

New on swearnet.com – Be Fuckin’ Supportive

Julian takes a sip of rum

The drink is mixed and Julian is back with another episode of Dear Julian!

He tackles a wide range of topics, from dealing with your buddy’s new girlfriend, to standing up to a gun in your face, to some insight on what Bubbles might be cooking up for a new SwearNet show.  He also answers an age-old question that keeps many Trailer Park Boys fans up at night: how in the fuck does he keep his ice from melting?

Everything is going perfectly, until Chipper fucks the whole thing up.

The Need for Weed #TPB11 Viewing Party Contest!

The Need for Weed Trailer Park Boys t-shirt

On March 31st, the whole fuckin’ world will feel the NEED FOR WEED as Trailer Park Boys Season 11 hits Netflix!

We want to see how YOU cocksuckers are celebrating the new season!  Whether you’re with your dickhead friends, or on your own with nine cans of ravioli, we want pictures of your Need for Weed #TPB11 Viewing Party and we’ll be giving out prizes for our favourites!

Three runners-up will get some DECENT swag from TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, but the grand prize winner will get something money can’t buy – real-deal shit from the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 11!

You’ll get an authentic “Ricky’s Ball Hockey” poster, a jar of Bubbles’ “Srumdilly Organico Pizza Sauce” (this is just a prop, for fuck sakes, it’ll probably make you sick as fuck, don’t eat the shit), and we even stole one of Julian’s sexy rum glasses from the dirty dancer himself!  We’ll also throw in an autographed 8×10 from the Boys.

Win a ball hockey poster, a jar of pizza sauce, and a rum glass from the set of TPB11

Click here to go to the contest page for rules, details, and for to upload your fucking photo!

Now on iTunes & Libsyn – If a Chicken Can Do It, Can Ricky?

Ricky tells Bubbles and Julian that he could be a dentist

Ricky has big musical dreams on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!  Inspired by a YouTube video of a chicken playing piano, Ricky figures it can’t be that hard and hopes to eventually be good enough to become a Shit Rocker.

But that’s not Ricky’s only professional aspiration.  He’s also thinking about trying his hand at dentistry, after all, they’re basically just mechanics with teeth, and we know from Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky that he is handy with a power tool.

We also learn the origins of the phrase “Milk and Honey,” the difference between a spider and an octopus, and the invention of rum and coke.

Podcash episode 80 is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – Ricky the Discount Dentist?!

Bubbles holds a toy crab

Move over Sam Losco, Sunnyvale has a new greasy discount dentist – Ricky!

On the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Julian fills Ricky’s head with the idea of becoming a self-taught dentist.  How hard can it be?  A dentist is basically just a mechanic for teeth, and we’ve all seen Ricky in action with power tools on Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky. 

The Boys also discuss the differences between a spider and an octopus, the origins of the phrase “milk and honey,” and some manscaping pointers to help avoid crabs.

And then there was this:

Podcash episode 80 is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

New on swearnet.com – Finding the Proper Liquor Level

dj-25-splash

On this episode of Dear Julian, Julian tackles the big question that only he can answer: how to balance a love of booze with a desire to be a successful businessman.

Plus, he makes suggestions on how to drink rum and coke and avoid the calories, how to ask women on dates, and what to do if you’re faced with romancing a woman with fucked up hygiene.

DEAR JULIAN: Send Us Your Fucking Problems!

Get Julian's advice!

The SwearNet studio dicks picked up a bottle of rum, a bit of mix, and the ice is in the freezer.  We’re bringing Julian back in for another round of Dear Julian, and we need your fucking questions!

Write your problems in the comment section of this blog post and we’ll choose the best ones and send them to the Muscles.  If you use his advice, that’s fine. But if you don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.