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New on swearnet.com – Half Naked Most of the Time

Bubbles joins Julian for another Dear Julian episode

Bubbles is back at the fancy glass table for another guest appearance on Dear Julian.

On this episode, Julian and Bubbles answer a range of questions on fucked up topics such as feeding your dog Prozac, half-naked landlords, and dealing with guns pointed in your face.

Plus: find out about the weirdest thing the Boys ever smoked out of!

New on swearnet.com – The Joke’s on Heather?

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Heather the samsquamptch is overcoming a case of the Mondays and is marching into work, ready to go!  Unfortunately, she’s the only one!

On the latest episode of Cheap Smokes, everyone’s favourite large, hairy, bipedal humanoid thinks she may be the victim of a silly prank when she goes to work and finds the office empty!  Not being one to rest on her hindquarters, Heather dishes out a few pranks of her own.

She also encounters a large bottle of rum and a large pan of suspicious brownies — nothing can go wrong, right?

New on swearnet.com – After Heather’s One-Night Stand…

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Aint that the way it goes.  One minute you’re having a hot one-night stand, the next, you’re… visiting the doctor.  On the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, Heather the samsquamptch is nervous that she might have a wee samsquamptch growing inside her!

A few short weeks ago, Heather was hungry for love, got herself a Tinder account, and found herself a man!  But in the heat of passion, she might not have taken the safest route, and now she’s left wondering what to do next!

And to make matters worse, she’s found a very suspicious lump… “down there.”  No question, her sexy man-child of a fucking doctor has his work cut out for him!

Is Heather in mortal danger?  Is Heather Jr. on the way?  Will her doctor survive his encounter with the ravenous samsquamptch?  Tune in and find out!

New on swearnet.com – Heather’s Looking for a Date

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Has Heather been living under a rock?  Actually, yes, she has.

With a good solid hibernation behind her, Heather has awoken with a hunger for LOVIN’, and she’ll stop at nothing to get what she wants.  All she needs is a smartphone (doesn’t have one) with a Tinder account (she’ll need to get some help with that), and NEXT STOP, ROMANCE!

So… what is Heather?  A samsquamptch of some sort?  A magnet maker?  Who the fuck knows, but if you’d like to see a day in her life, check out this episode of Cheap Smokes to get a bit of background information on this sexy beast!