The camera dicks are back in Sunnyvale for Season 12 of Trailer Park Boys and we gave Bubbles a SwearNet mic and asked him to send us a report! He interviews some members of the crew, plus a bunch of familiar fuckers from the park!
You can watch the whole greasy report FREE on SwearNet!
In the midst of the massive mountain of shit that they need to take care of, the Boys also bought a restaurant! Renovations are currently underway at the Economy Shoe Shop, a legendary downtown Halifax hangout. The Boys plan to put a fresh coat of paint on the place (literally) and revamp the menu.
On this episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show, Mike tells Robb and JP that their new chef has prepared samples from the new menu and the Boys have to go do a tasting. Robb and JP are fucking pissed that they have to do this in the middle of a tense pre-production period for Season 12, and they’re extra fucking pissed that Mike is filming it!
The Boys get a very strong early contender for their “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” competition, in the form of a fucking rocket ship! If you want to send in some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, you gotta get it to sunny Nova Scotia by May 31st! Click here for details.
They also get a DECENT pitch for growing dope, a mini Snoop, and a knitted hat for Bubbles.
PLUS: The gifts aren’t limited to these three cock knuckles – Lahey and Randy feel the love too!
Before we know it, the camera dicks will be following Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles again for Season 12. We you arseholes to send some shit to the Mailbag to help decorate Sunnyvale! If you have something that you think would make a great decoration for the set of Trailer Park Boys, send the cocksucker in and it just might make its way to Sunnyvale!
Send us small shit only – anything that can fit inside a shoebox is good to go.
We’ll choose our 10 favourite items and use the cocksuckers on the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
If we choose your shit, we’ll give you a free year-long subscription to SwearNet.com to say fuckin’ thanks.
The deadline is the end of May – we need to receive your shit by May 31st!
We will announce the winners on an upcoming episode of Mailbag.
Robby Redman, some guy having a good time, and Feel-What’s-In-Me-Pockets have some big fuckin’ news for you dicks. They’re in the writer’s room, working on not one but TWO projects! They also have news on Liquormen’s, SwearnetStudios.com, and they reveal the dormant SwearNet show that’s about to roar back from hibernation!
Plus: Mike has exclusive instructions on how to optimize your listening experience when checking out the EDM version of Liquor & Whores on Spotify!