Tag Archive for sex

New on swearnet.com – The Cocktale Hour pt. 4

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In the latest from Cheap SmokesSvetlana and Vivian are back on the couch for another Cocktail Hour!

Mix yourself a Screaming Orgasm and sit back and enjoy as the two former porn stars talk about the ins-and-outs of a bloody good hand job, ferret sexuality, and Vivian’s horny father.  Plus: is it ok for your dog to watch you banging?  Furthermore – is it ok to bang your dog?

If you’re a Cocktail Hour virgin, get caught up by watching part 1, part 2, and part 3.  And if you’re already a fan, why not go back for sloppy seconds?

 

New on swearnet.com – After Heather’s One-Night Stand…

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Aint that the way it goes.  One minute you’re having a hot one-night stand, the next, you’re… visiting the doctor.  On the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, Heather the samsquamptch is nervous that she might have a wee samsquamptch growing inside her!

A few short weeks ago, Heather was hungry for love, got herself a Tinder account, and found herself a man!  But in the heat of passion, she might not have taken the safest route, and now she’s left wondering what to do next!

And to make matters worse, she’s found a very suspicious lump… “down there.”  No question, her sexy man-child of a fucking doctor has his work cut out for him!

Is Heather in mortal danger?  Is Heather Jr. on the way?  Will her doctor survive his encounter with the ravenous samsquamptch?  Tune in and find out!

New on swearnet.com – The Coke… er… Cocktale Hour is Back!

Svetlana and Vivian are answering your sex questionsThe Cocktale Hour is back and Vivian and Svetlana are taking YOUR sex questions!  And who better to answer, than a couple of Eastern-European ex-porn stars?  They’ve seen and done and had-done-to-them everything under the sun!

Vivian also shares some stories about her affinity for wildlife, and Svetlana shares similar stories about her affinity for Vivian’s family.

This latest instalment of Cheap Smokes is brought to you by a couple of dirty Slippery Nipples and excessive amounts of cocaine!

New on swearnet.com – One Night Stand

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What’s worse about the morning after a one night stand: the hangover, or trying to avoid the random greasy bastard that you banged?

Against some noisy odds, Kaitlin tries her best to vanish without waking anybody up.  Will she succeed?  Will she have to face her fears?  Will she grab a few snacks on the way out?  Watch the latest episode of Cheap Smokes to find out!

Of course, this isn’t the first time one of the girls had a rough morning-after – who could forget Laura dealing with the dreaded skid marks?!