Whether it’s shithawks swooping, a shitnami raging, or the shit winds blowing through the trailer park, Jim Lahey has a shit analogy for everything!
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“When the shit bird caws from the shit bird tree, never walk under and never look up”
The trials and tribulations of the idiotic comedy duo Cheap Smokes continue with a brand new Cheap Smokes episode at SwearNet!! It’s all fun and games until your idiot roommate gets on your last nerve. Payback can be a bitch…!
The latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey is a journey so deep into Lahey’s liquor brain that you may fear you will never return to your normal life.
After having a late-night “epissany,” Lahey wakes from a deep sleep and decides he needs to rush to SwearNet studios to record a late-night Liquor Stories to impart a mountain of shit-knowledge on the SwearNet audience.
No Chipper, no problem, Lahey can operate his own camera. He proceeds to launch into a dimly-lit magnum shit-opus of epic proportions. Old Man Liquor offers rules to live by, and his unstoppable train of thought is only interrupted twice – once for a phone call, and once for a mean fuckin’ swig of Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.
A bottle of Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky is no match for Lahey, the Ol’ Drunk Canadian Bastard.
In Part Two of Lahey’s Ask Me Fucking Anything, we go down the rabbit shit hole. Learn about Lahey’s views on adoption, and listen to him reminisce about his fondest memories. And so much fucking more!
Sunnyvale’s resident Shit Wizard, Jim Lahey, is ready to answer your questions for the next Ask Me Fucking Anything!
Wanna know Lahey’s opinions on world events, politics, art, music, or liquor? Post your questions in the comments section below, and watch out for his responses at swearnet.com in the coming weeks.
Good luck, shitsters!
Today on Cheap Smokes: Ahhh, the warm afterglow of that perfect first date banging session. What could possibly go wrong…
Watch out for more outfuckingrageous Cheap Smokes comedy next Thursday!
Looking for last-minute Christmas toys for the kiddies? Don’t buy THIS if you want a silent fuckin’ night!
See more of Pat Roach’s Extreme Fucking News & Weather reports at swearnet.com!
We’re pleased as fuck to announce a NEW SHOW at SwearNet! With the help of his slightly fucked assistant Peter, handyman Johnny teaches basic lessons about the Shit You Should Fucking Know how to do. Lesson 1 – quit being a pussy and learn how to start a fucking car!
In today’s Trailer Park Boys 8.5 Bubbles finds himself with a major fucking problem! If he doesn’t help Lahey defend himself against Ricky, the Sunnyvale shit walkers are coming for him…
Ricky also shows us around his jail cell, and discusses his fascination with dinosaurs!
