The latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey is a journey so deep into Lahey’s liquor brain that you may fear you will never return to your normal life.
After having a late-night “epissany,” Lahey wakes from a deep sleep and decides he needs to rush to SwearNet studios to record a late-night Liquor Stories to impart a mountain of shit-knowledge on the SwearNet audience.
No Chipper, no problem, Lahey can operate his own camera. He proceeds to launch into a dimly-lit magnum shit-opus of epic proportions. Old Man Liquor offers rules to live by, and his unstoppable train of thought is only interrupted twice – once for a phone call, and once for a mean fuckin’ swig of Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.
A bottle of Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky is no match for Lahey, the Ol’ Drunk Canadian Bastard.
In Part Two of Lahey’s Ask Me Fucking Anything, we go down the rabbit shit hole. Learn about Lahey’s views on adoption, and listen to him reminisce about his fondest memories. And so much fucking more!
Sunnyvale’s resident Shit Wizard, Jim Lahey, is ready to answer your questions for the next Ask Me Fucking Anything!
Wanna know Lahey’s opinions on world events, politics, art, music, or liquor? Post your questions in the comments section below, and watch out for his responses at swearnet.com in the coming weeks.
Good luck, shitsters!
Today on Cheap Smokes: Ahhh, the warm afterglow of that perfect first date banging session. What could possibly go wrong…
Watch out for more outfuckingrageous Cheap Smokes comedy next Thursday!
Looking for last-minute Christmas toys for the kiddies? Don’t buy THIS if you want a silent fuckin’ night!
See more of Pat Roach’s Extreme Fucking News & Weather reports at swearnet.com!
It’s the final episode in the first FUCKED season of Offworld Cookery at SwearNet! This week: feast like a fucking barbarian in Ancient Britain, and learn how to make goat leg stew and shit soup. Yum fucking yum!
What culinary crap would you like to see the Offworld Cookery morons attempt to make in future episodes? Let us know!
We’re pleased as fuck to announce a NEW SHOW at swearnet.com! With the help of his slightly fucked assistant Peter, handyman Johnny teaches basic lessons about the Shit You Should Fucking Know how to do. Lesson 1 – quit being a pussy and learn how to start a fucking car!
In today’s Trailer Park Boys 8.5 Bubbles finds himself with a major fucking problem! If he doesn’t help Lahey defend himself against Ricky, the Sunnyvale shit walkers are coming for him…
Ricky also shows us around his jail cell, and discusses his fascination with dinosaurs!