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New on swearnet.com – Offworld Cookery Returns!

The Offworld Cookery dicks have a table this time!

It’s been two years since we’ve seen these dicks on SwearNet, but Offworld Cookery is back with a new season!  And in the season premiere, Paul, Chico, and Alessandro actually have a fucking table this time!

The food cocks from Northern England have transformed themselves into a pack of posh cunts with a stunning menu that brings fine dining to the great outdoors.  Take a delightful romp through the some of the finest fresh spring flavours imaginable, including lobster, monkfish, and lemon jizz!

Stay tuned til the end – these fine English gentleman seem to misplace their manners and things turn ugly!