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New at swearnet.com – Tanned Weiner and The Hot Summer Sun

On this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast: it’s officially fucking SUMMER!! To celebrate, the Boys debate the best ever summer anthem. Julian’s latest greasy money grab involves flying to Romania for an undisclosed amount of time (what in the FUCK?!), and Bubbles makes a prediction about the future of sex dolls!

What’s your favourite summer song – can you think of better ones than Julian’s shitty suggestions?!

The Greasiest Photo of Them All

The winner of the Greasy outdoors contest!

It’s been a greasy month but it’s over – after three weeks of photo submissions and one week of voting, The Greasy Outdoors contest has a winner!

The winning photo was sent by Tina T (pictured above, Dumpster Tanner) and her greasy “Usual Suspects“: John “Johnny Bags” (Dumpster Diver); Chase (Dumpster King); Wade (Dumpster Feaster), and photographer Jeff.

For Tina, using a dumpster wasn’t just a greasy idea for a photo contest, it was a throw back to a few fucked up memories from her childhood.

“My mom was the Dumpster Queen,” recalls Tina.  “She’s Mexican-Irish, so she thinks finding a good dumpster haul is thrifty and smart, not trash diving. If my mom gives you something and doesn’t tell you where she got it… it was from the dumpster. She’ll say that she ‘found it’, but we all know.”

Tina’s mom provided some fucking fantastic inspiration because the dumpster photo crushed the competition — nearly 400 other photos were vying to be the greasiest of them all.  But it didn’t come without challenges.

“I scouted all of Burbank, CA to find an open dumpster where no one would bug us,” says Tina.  “Did you know most people lock their fucking trash AND they have mall dicks guarding it?  Luckily, I found a sweet spot and the security guard came over just as we were cleaning up. We got the fuck out of there before he got to us!”

Tina is taking home a DECENT prize pack of SwearNet swag, and she already has plans to celebrate.

“You know I’m gonna have a SwearNet/TPB party for my Usual Suspects,” says Tina.  “I’ll cook for them in my Dirty Burger apron (and nothing else), change into my Green Bastard shirt for the party and wear the fuck out of the SwearNet hat–and I don’t usually wear hats over this big curly hair, but that fucker is awesome!”

She’ll also get a free one-year subscription to SwearNet, and she’s pretty fuckin’ excited about that, too.

“I love so many SwearNet shows! Not kissing ass here, how would that help me now? The Trailer Park Boys Podcast is the best around. Period. And I’m a podcast whore, so I know. Also, I’m cuckoo-bananas for The Jim Lahey Show with Randy, Gettin’ Learnt and Guitar Lessons with Bubbles. The OWC guys are a fucking delight, as well.”

Congrats to Tina, you fucking earned it!  And many thanks to the many fuckers who sent in their fucking photos.  Fuckin’ DECENT!

The GREASY Outdoors – VOTING BEGINS!

Greasy photo contest

Time flies when you’re being greasy!  After three weeks of some seriously fucked photos, it’s now time to vote for the GREASIEST!

You have one week to drum up support for your greasy photo!  Tell your friends, family, and social media strangers to vote for your photo — use the hashtag #TheGreasyOutdoors so people know what the fuck you’re talking about!

Send them to The Greasy Outdoors page to vote (http://blog.swearnet.com/the-greasy-outdoors).  You can vote ONCE per day — NO VOTE RIGGING.  If we suspect you’re doing something fucky, we’ll tell you to make like a tree and FUCK OFF (by that, we mean, you’ll be disqualified).

You have ONE WEEK – rally your troops and get your photo voted to the top!

Remember what you’re fighting for:

First place: SwearNet Summer Prize Pack

Three runners-up: One-year subscription to SwearNet.com

 

Prize pack for the photo contest.

Fuck off, you got work to do!

 

COMING SOON: The Greasy Outdoors

Greasy photo contest

Summertime, and the living is GREASY!

Starting next week, SwearNet will launch “The Greasy Outdoors” – a summer photo contest of epic shitportions.  Start planning your cheeseburger picnics, liquor hikes, and piss jug road trips!  Dust off that fucking camera because the photo with the most votes will win a SwearNet prize pack, including a RARE SwearNet cap, and an autograph from the Boys!

Stay tuned, fuckers!!