On this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast: it’s officially fucking SUMMER!! To celebrate, the Boys debate the best ever summer anthem. Julian’s latest greasy money grab involves flying to Romania for an undisclosed amount of time (what in the FUCK?!), and Bubbles makes a prediction about the future of sex dolls!
What’s your favourite summer song – can you think of better ones than Julian’s shitty suggestions?!
It’s been a greasy month but it’s over – after three weeks of photo submissions and one week of voting, The Greasy Outdoors contest has a winner!
The winning photo was sent by Tina T (pictured above, Dumpster Tanner) and her greasy “Usual Suspects“: John “Johnny Bags” (Dumpster Diver); Chase (Dumpster King); Wade (Dumpster Feaster), and photographer Jeff.
For Tina, using a dumpster wasn’t just a greasy idea for a photo contest, it was a throw back to a few fucked up memories from her childhood.
“My mom was the Dumpster Queen,” recalls Tina. “She’s Mexican-Irish, so she thinks finding a good dumpster haul is thrifty and smart, not trash diving. If my mom gives you something and doesn’t tell you where she got it… it was from the dumpster. She’ll say that she ‘found it’, but we all know.”
Tina’s mom provided some fucking fantastic inspiration because the dumpster photo crushed the competition — nearly 400 other photos were vying to be the greasiest of them all. But it didn’t come without challenges.
“I scouted all of Burbank, CA to find an open dumpster where no one would bug us,” says Tina. “Did you know most people lock their fucking trash AND they have mall dicks guarding it? Luckily, I found a sweet spot and the security guard came over just as we were cleaning up. We got the fuck out of there before he got to us!”
Tina is taking home a DECENT prize pack of SwearNet swag, and she already has plans to celebrate.
“You know I’m gonna have a SwearNet/TPB party for my Usual Suspects,” says Tina. “I’ll cook for them in my Dirty Burger apron (and nothing else), change into my Green Bastard shirt for the party and wear the fuck out of the SwearNet hat–and I don’t usually wear hats over this big curly hair, but that fucker is awesome!”
She’ll also get a free one-year subscription to SwearNet, and she’s pretty fuckin’ excited about that, too.
Time flies when you’re being greasy! After three weeks of some seriously fucked photos, it’s now time to vote for the GREASIEST!
You have one week to drum up support for your greasy photo! Tell your friends, family, and social media strangers to vote for your photo — use the hashtag #TheGreasyOutdoors so people know what the fuck you’re talking about!
Starting next week, SwearNet will launch “The Greasy Outdoors” – a summer photo contest of epic shitportions. Start planning your cheeseburger picnics, liquor hikes, and piss jug road trips! Dust off that fucking camera because the photo with the most votes will win a SwearNet prize pack, including a RARE SwearNet cap, and an autograph from the Boys!