It’s the Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour, fucking with puppets all day! The insults fly high this week, as the Boys and their furry friends head to the airport. Is it gonna be another victory for Master of Puppets JP Tremblay, or will Robb Wells romp home? Can Mike Smith keep his giggles under control and claim a much-fucking-needed victory?! Tune in now at SwearNet.com and the TPB/SwearNet app!
Mike fuckin Smith cooked up a brilliant idea for the latest episode of Cheap Smokes.
In the interest of healthy cocksucking fucking competition, he challenged Kaitlin and Laura to go down to the Halifax waterfront and order food while trying to slip as many fucking swear words into their conversations as possible.
Who will curse the most? Will the grumpy old man tell Kaitlin to watch her fucking mouth? Will the fish and chips girls call the cocksucking police? Find the fuck out!
Pebble the Parrot from Saskatoon Parrot Rescue fuckin’ hates tiny bird cages, so she tells one to FUCK OFF. This foul-beaked cockatoo would feel right at home at the SwearNet studio!
This week on Cheap Smokes, Pickles & Jelly learn that swearing is wrong and you should never fucking do it! And Uncle Terry (who bears an uncanny resemblance to Pat Roach) drops by with a bag of white magic… Avert your eyes, kids, things are about to get GREASY!
Let’s help the poor residents of Taber out and come up with some non-swearing swearwords! Your suggestions so far:
- Muckin’ futch
- Chuck my taber
- Fupp off
- Nuckin’ futs
- Pottle-deep hedge pig
- Forking icehole
- Buck futter
- Cork soakers
- Shucking fit
- Cupid stunt
- Corn sucker
- Cuddle muncher
- Toad poker
Check out the full story here: http://metronews.ca/news/calgary/1307772/embarrassing-new-bylaw-in-taber-alberta-outlaws-swearing-restricts-public-assembly/
We need a new sign for the SwearNet studio – think this fucker is up to the job?
Thanks to Modern Toss for their wicked sweary cartoons!