Tag Archive for SwearNet Studios

New on swearnet.com – Pat Roach is a Lazy Bastard

Mike Smith confronts Pat Roach

Pat Roach has some explaining to do on the latest episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show!

Pat’s been back at the studio for quite a while now, but for all the time and money spent on his work, there really seems to be fuck all for content.  Last week we watched him eat his lunch.  Then, he put together a video of himself taking a nap, which turned out to be the last straw for Robb, JP, and Mike.

On today’s episode, they confront him and try to motivate him to get his shit together.  Though they may also be planning to fuck with him.  Only time will fuckin’ tell!

New on swearnet.com – The Boys Are Fucked (also, writing again)

The Boys are dressed up for a State of the Union address

The Boys are back with another State of the Union address, and boy are they fucked!

Robby Redman, some guy having a good time, and Feel-What’s-In-Me-Pockets have some big fuckin’ news for you dicks.  They’re in the writer’s room, working on not one but TWO projects!  They also have news on Liquormen’s, SwearnetStudios.com, and they reveal the dormant SwearNet show that’s about to roar back from hibernation!

Plus: Mike has exclusive instructions on how to optimize your listening experience when checking out the EDM version of Liquor & Whores on Spotify!

New on swearnet.com: Jean Marie Is an ASSet!

Jean Marie splash

We’ve all been there – you feel like you’ve been doing the same job forever, with no raise, and no appreciation.  That’s how Jean Marie feels in her dead-end job at SwearNet studios, and she wants a promotion, damn it!

If Preston and company can’t see that she is an ASSet, then she’s going to show them that she’s an asset, YOU BET!  In the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, Jean Marie goes above and beyond to prove that she’s the best at… mopping walls?

If you’re like most of us at SwearNet and you are unsure about what the fuck Jean Marie actually does, you can check out an earlier video which chronicles a day in her life.  You still won’t have a fucking clue about her job, or if she even actually has one, but it’ll be fun to watch.

New on swearnet.com: A Day in the Life of Jean Marie

Greasy SwearNet janitor Jean Marie

She claims she’s a janitor and she claims she’s banged nearly every staff member at SwearNet studios — and in the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, you get to witness a day in the fucked up life of Jean Marie!

When we first met Jean Marie back in January, it was just the appetizer.  Get ready for the full-fucking-course meal, because Jean Marie paid Cheap Smoke’s Laura $250 to film Jean Marie’s life, and it’s a horror story.

Jean Marie takes you on a tour of SwearNet studios, with cameos from the Boys, Preston, Chipper (stoned as FUCK), and many more SwearDicks.

But… aside from trying to blow everybody, what does Jean Marie actually do at SwearNet?!

New at swearnet.com: State Of The Union, July 15 2016

Robb and JP have a SOTU for you

Shooting for Season 11 has wrapped and the Boys can finally fucking breathe!  JP and Robb are back with a State of the Union address (Mike is off doing some crazy shit with a crazy fucker), and they have a lot of shit to talk about!

Tune in for updates on Trippin’ with LeighOut of the Park, as well as some info on the upgrades to SwearNet studios!

PLUS: Is a Trailer Park Boys spin-off in the works?!