Aint that the way it goes. One minute you’re having a hot one-night stand, the next, you’re… visiting the doctor. On the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, Heather the samsquamptch is nervous that she might have a wee samsquamptch growing inside her!
A few short weeks ago, Heather was hungry for love, got herself a Tinder account, and found herself a man! But in the heat of passion, she might not have taken the safest route, and now she’s left wondering what to do next!
And to make matters worse, she’s found a very suspicious lump… “down there.” No question, her sexy man-child of a fucking doctor has his work cut out for him!
Is Heather in mortal danger? Is Heather Jr. on the way? Will her doctor survive his encounter with the ravenous samsquamptch? Tune in and find out!
Has Heather been living under a rock? Actually, yes, she has.
With a good solid hibernation behind her, Heather has awoken with a hunger for LOVIN’, and she’ll stop at nothing to get what she wants. All she needs is a smartphone (doesn’t have one) with a Tinder account (she’ll need to get some help with that), and NEXT STOP, ROMANCE!
So… what is Heather? A samsquamptch of some sort? A magnet maker? Who the fuck knows, but if you’d like to see a day in her life, check out this episode of Cheap Smokes to get a bit of background information on this sexy beast!