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New on swearnet.com – Julian’s Christmas Store

It’s December and that means it’s time for the Boys to start thinking about greasy Christmas schemes on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Julian plans on offering some premium holiday decorations, re-marketed from wealthy neighbourhoods, at his annual Christmas pop-up shop in the park (Ricky contends that rich people don’t need all that extra shit anyway).  What with the success of “Cyborg Monday,” the Boys wonder if they can somehow cash in on Amazon’s success and think up some fucked names for online companies.

Ricky and Bubbles learn about the sexy time when Julian met Dolph Lundgren on the elevator when they chat about fucked movie facts, and Bubbles expresses his extreme distaste for Tom fucking Cruise.

PLUS: Would Bubbles sink or swim on the Shark Tank, and is his idea any better than drinking water from Buffalo sacks?

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Ricky vs Harvey

The Boys start the podcash by opening cans of TPB Freedom 35 lager

The Boys are worked up about all of the recent hurricane activity on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

Ricky seems to think that hurricanes are living entities that have personalities, and he’d love to take his frustrations out on anyone named Harvey or Irma.  Bubbles talks about his plan to protect his shed in case Sunnyvale floods from storm surges, and the Boys try to concoct a way to keep electricity flowing in the park in the event of a natural disaster.

Bubbles takes a few swipes at Tom Cruise and John Travoltage (as Ricky calls him), and the Boys wonder what in the fuck is up with the jelly blobs that were spotted off the coast of Norway.

PLUS: Someone please get Bubbles some sleep, he’s fucked!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Hurricane Ricky

The Boys start the podcash by opening cans of TPB Freedom 35 lager

The Boys are feeling for everyone who was affected by the big cocksucking hurricanes on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

After smoking some “energy” weed, Ricky finds himself dealing with his sorrow in a different way – he wants to take it out on anyone named Harvey or Irma.  He contends that anytime they name a hurricane after an arsehole, the storm will be that much worse.  He can only assume a hurricane Ricky would be pretty laid back.

The Boys talk about ways to protect Sunnyvale from a hurricane, remembering back to Hurricane Juan, which fucked over Nova Scotia 14 years ago.  Bubbles wants to get his shed above the flood line, and the Boys try to figure out how they could continue to have electricity.

PLUS: Holy fuck Bubbles needs some sleep.  He swears he saw a squirrel running around the park in pink underwear!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

AND REMEMBER – for the month of September, you can watch SwearNet for fucking free!

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