The Boys catch us up on the SwearNet world and share news about the return of an old show (along with everyone’s favourite big-gutted dickhead), the debut of a new show, Season 12 developments, and more!
The camera dicks at SwearNet hooked Bubbles up with a 360 camera and he’s taking it for a spin. And where in the fuck do you think he’s going to set up shop first?
Only the most DECENT shed on the planet – that’s where!
Take a tour of the homestead with Bubbles as your guide and have a look at what he keeps in there. If you’re asking ‘will there be a kitty cameo?’ – all we can say is ‘does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?’
Randy has joined the podcash (along with Mr. Lahey for a brief drunken moment) to announce that they will be visiting the same cities as the Boys are when they go on tour next weekend. Either Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles didn’t read the contract, or they didn’t check their own fucking tour website, because Lahey and Randy are definitely announced.
After Lahey leaves, the Boys (and fucking Randy) talk about finding Jesus, Titanic replicas, and whether or not icebergs have thoughts.
PLUS: Julian is getting fuckin drunk tonight – it’s Patrick Swayze’s birthday!
Calling all fuckheads in the Midwest! Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles just added some tour dates and they’re bringingA Fucked Up Evening with Trailer Park Boys your way! They’re also bringing fuckin’ Randy and Lahey with them too!
The Boys initially announced they were bringing their brand-fucking-new-show to one venue only, the famed Red Rocks Amphitheater in Colorado. Probably for the dope. Now, they’re saying “fuck it,” and they’re also hitting the following cities:
Aug 24 – Grand Rapids, MI
Aug 25 – Milwaukee, WI
Aug 26 – Des Moines, IA
Aug 27 – St. Louis, MO
Aug 29 – Kansas City, MO
If you want to be the first fuckers to get tickets, the pre-sale runs from Friday, May 5 at 10am (local time) to Thursday, May 11 at 3pm EDT. You don’t need a password, just go to Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles’ Official Ticket Store and buy the cocksuckers before everyone else does!
Where is Julian, exactly? Ricky claims he is off somewhere getting hammered to celebrate Ralph Macchio’s birthday, but he could be mistaken.
The Boys talk about T’s cross-country tour, Ricky’s ass diamonds, and whether or not dolphins are smart enough to solder under water. Plus: what are porn dogs, and can they actually sniff out internet porn?!
One of the biggest updates involves the actual filming location of this State of the Union – in SwearNet’s brand new fucking studio! J.P., Mike, and Robb update everyone on the big plans for the new studio (and it’s unlike anything they’ve done before).
Plus, get updates on Trailer Park Boys Season 11, the touring schedule, Liquormen’s whisky, and Out of the Park: Europe.
Oh yeah – and they address the mysterious case of the vanishing SwearNet content too!
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles’ tour of Europe is heating up! While in Amsterdam, Bubbles had the honour of singing “Liquor & Whores” and “Suite Judy Blue Eyes” with rock LEGENDS Graham Nash and Steven Stills.
Nice clogs, Bubs!
Next stop on the Trailer Park Boys’ tour – BERLIN! We’ll post more pictures as they come down the world pipe!!