“Make weed illegal again!” Alfonso Ramirez, aka Ricky, struggles with the new reality of legal weed in his neck of the woods and fears the worst… Is he out of fucking work, or can the Boys come up with a plan?
This week’s Trailer Park Boys podHASH comes to you from a boat, in a canal, in Amsterdam! Ricky can’t wait visit every hash shop in town, Julian’s ready to romance the ladies in the Red Light District, and Bubbles ponders a canal bike-hauling business. The Boys also have some greasy plans for Randy…
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It’s Friday and the Boys are too hungover for this shit! On today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast, they talk about their alter egos joining the Jenner clan, and commercial possibilities of Julian-flavoured load beer. Also: Ricky solves the forest fire problem, and there’s a new segment called ‘Two Thumbs Up’! WTF?!
On this week’s scrump-dilly Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Star chef Matty Matheson is in the trailer! Matty and the Boys chat about good and bad restaurants, addiction, and how Julian likes his steak. Matty also discusses his awesome new book coming October 9th: Matty Matheson – A Cookbook!
On today’s greasy Trailer Park Boys Podcast we have one of Ricky’s favourite rock stars in – but is he gonna give anyone a fuckin’ R?!? Brian Vollmer and the Boys talk about breaking legs on tour, favourite tour spots, and all the things he’s pissed on in his life!!
Holy flyin’ horsecocks, we’ve reached the big 1-5-0 Trailer Park Boys podcast!! This week, Ricky has a mouthful of highly concentrated laundry detergent, Julian announces his greasy new pot deal, and Bubbles myth-busts Julian’s latest scam. Just another normal fucking day in Sunnyvale!
It doesn’t take a rocket appliantist to know that there are 52 weeks in a year. Well, the Boys just finished their 52nd weekly podcast, so that means the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is celebrating its borntday!
Even though it’s simply three drunk and stoned idiots talking shit, a lot work goes into the production of the podcast. Usually, it’s broadcasted from the comforts of Ricky’s kitchen, but in order to stick to a schedule (and keep Julian’s greasy sponsors happy), the Boys don’t let their busy touring schedule get in the way. They’ve podcasted from such far-flung places as Central Park in New York City, Hollywood, and fuckin’ Finland!
Location, Location, Location
SwearNet showrunner Preston has some fucked memories from the time the Boys did a podcast in the middle of a public park in Boston, without a permit.
“We thought we were fucked to begin with,” says Preston. “Normally you secure the proper paperwork for that kind of thing, but we didn’t have the time, so we just went for it. Bright lights, a camera crew, open liquor, and Bubbles calling out to people he thought were Conan O’Brien. The Boys are used to jail, I’m not, I thought we were fucked.”
Thankfully, they made it to a place where everybody knows your name before Boston’s finest showed up.
Sometimes, the Boys travel to places where the cops just don’t give a fuck.
Crew dick Chipper’s fondest memory was when they went to Amsterdam (surprise, surprise).
“Oh man, the giggle fit in Amsterdam,” recalls Chipper. “We were all so high and in the perfect mood. When Ricky started talking about the goddamn swans we all lost our shit. What you saw on camera was all real reactionary laughter. They even called me out because I couldn’t stop fuckin’ laughing off camera.”
The Boys agree — on the one-year anniversary podcast, they declared the Amsterdam episode to be the highest they’ve ever been on the podcash.
Vincent van Go Fuck Yourself
But it’s not all dope and cops — the Podcast is also an opportunity for the Boys to display their many talents.
Camera dickette Hannah‘s favourite moments are when Ricky lets his artistic juices flow.
“Anytime Ricky draws or paints is the best,” says Hannah. “There was one episode when Ricky started talking about ‘Vincent van GoPro’ and got all confused about exactly which body part he cut off, it was some weird shit.”
Ricky is not just a whiz with the paintbrush, he’s also a decent fucking chef. Or at least, he thinks so.
Website moderator Tiggy says her favourite memories involve Ricky’s ambitiously fucked food creations.
“I liked Ricky’s Choco-bananee-salmoken recipe, I’d like to see him make that on Master Chef,” says Tiggy. “But perhaps not his version of turducken, that was fucked.”
Podcasting Is a Safety Hazard
Though it’s been an extremely successful inaugural year of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, it hasn’t come without its bumps and bruises.
Ricky nearly burned the studio down while trying to celebrate the one-year borntday, but that is just one slice of the danger-pepperoni. In fact, Ricky is lucky to have survived this year.
With all this momentum behind them, even the strongest shit winds can’t slow down the Trailer Park Boys Podcast. Be sure to tune into year two of this cockery! You can watch the video version by subscribing to SwearNet, or if you prefer to listen to the audio version (or maybe you’re a cheap fucker), you can listen to it on iTunes and Libsyn.
Have a drinky-poo and celebrate the first borntday of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!
The Podcast turns one today! In their 52nd episode, the Boys are fucking ready to celebrate!
Ricky brought a cake (which may or may not be full of dope), sparklers, fire crackers, fireworks, and a fuckin’ blowtorch! Bubbles is back from his podcast hiatus, and he reveals what he’s been up to… according to Bubbs, Julian is not the only guy who can work some deals!
Plus, the Boys take a trip down podcash memory lane. When were they the highest? Did Ricky injure himself over the past year?
HAPPY FUCKIN’ BORNTDAY!
Who invited the liquor?!
Bubbles isn’t able to make it to the 50th episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, but he found a (drunk as fuck) replacement. Jim Lahey joins Julian and Ricky on the latest podca$h, which is now available as an audio download on Libsyn and iTunes!
Old man liquor, sporting a sexy Julian goatee, covers a wide range of topics, including: the REAL reason why Randy can’t wear a shirt, the drug/liquor schedule of Hunter S. Thompson, and the annual Penis Festival in Japan!
The camera dicks have finally fucked off and the Boys are celebrating with a liquor picnic on the scenic south shore of Nova Scotia. Hanging out near the water means that Ricky has found a new pet – Floppy the Seal!
Plus: Ricky explains human evolution, Julian has a chick on his shoulder, and Bubbles tells the time with a Liquor sun clock!