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The SwearNet camera dicks bring you exclusive access to all of the Season 12 behind-the-scenes bullshit, direct from Sunnyvale Trailer Park!

New at swearnet.com: Happy TPB12 Borntday!

Trailer Park Boys podcast with Randy Happy fuckin’ Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Borntday!! Before you fuck off and watch the new season in one go on Netflix, tune into today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast! Bubbles is away with shits so Randy “Bubbandy” has stepped in, and he’s brought some healthy treats… NOT!

The Boys talk about their upcoming April tour, the latest UFO sighting, and whether Randy should attend porn school. Would YOU watch a greasy porno starring the Randinator??

 

This podcast will also be available later today on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn! Now fuck off, you’ve got watching to do!!

New on swearnet.com – December 18, 2017 State of the Union

Mike Smith gets his hair did

Mike Smith gets his hair did on today’s episode of SwearNet’s State of the Union.

The Boys are ready to embark on their Christmas holidays but before they do, they update us on Pat Roach’s involvement in the Real Fucking Reality Show’s return, and they kinda sorta talk a little bit about their new top-secret project that they aren’t really allowed to talk about.

PLUS: Find out what the Boys have planned for their Christmas break!

New on swearnet.com – State of the Union for October 10, 2017


Robb and Mike are fucked while JP tries to make some announcements

The Boys are back for another State of the Union, and holy FUCK are Mike and Robb out of ‘er!

JP does his best to deliver the address on his own, and he drops some DECENT announcements on us, including:

  • The status of Trailer Park Boys Season 12
  • A new exciting-but-fucking-secret project
  • The latest development in their Halifax bar business.
  • When we can expect to see the next edition of Out of the Park.

PLUS: They (well, not ‘they’… mainly JP, because the other two dicks are fucked) talk about a plan to free up more time for a little website known as SwearNet.com!

 

New on swearnet.com – State of the Union for September 6, 2017

After an extremely fucking busy summer, the Boys are back with a State of the Union!

The Boys chat about:

  • Editing Season 12
  • Robb’s nutsack
  • The US tour and the grand finale at Red Rocks
  • Randy’s balls
  • Future plans for SwearNet content

They’re also welcoming all of you glorious new fuckers who are cashing in on our promotion this month and are watching SwearNet for free!

ICYMI: LIVE Instagram Day from Sunnyvale, Season 12!

The camera dicks have packed up their equipment and have bid farewell to the residents of Sunnyvale for another year!

Before they left, SwearNet’s social media pricks snuck onto the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 to snap some pictures and steal snacks from the catering table.  They put the photos together for a live Instagram and Twitter day straight from Sunnyvale.

We realize some of our fans have the technological skills of Sam the Caveman, and some of you simply don’t give a fuck about Instagram, so here’s a round-up of the photos that we shared on our #TPB12 Live Instagram Day!

 

Good fuckin’ morning from Sunnyvale Trailer Park! #trailerparkboys #TPB12 #greasy

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Inside Bubbles’ shed. She’s a fuckin’ BEAST! #trailerparkboys #TPB12 #Bubbles

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Bubs is figuring out some important shit right now. #trailerparkboys #TPB12

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Kitty Kats and 10 Acres of Country. DECENT! #TPB12 #Bubbles #kitties

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Friendly Sunnyvale locals #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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Has Ricky got a new career as a Sears catalogue model? #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #Ricky

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Ricky’s library #trailerparkboys #TPB12 #Ricky

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Hanging with the squad #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #Ricky

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Down at the Legion! #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #LiquorandWhores

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Two seconds of rum, one second of mix, coupla ice cubes. #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #Sexian

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Look who the fuck just turned up at the park… #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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Cory, what in the actual flying fuck are you doing?? #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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The shit goggles. #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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Ricky’s been stocking up so that Baby Mo will not grow up in a world without dandelion! #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #tpbpodcast

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New on swearnet.com – Sarah Answers Fucking Anything (Almost)

Sarah answers questions on the TPB set

In the latest video from the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, Sarah is answering your questions!

She’s answering almost fucking anything, all except for a fucked up fuck/marry/kill scenario that she didn’t want to touch… which in fairness was a FUCKED question.  She talks about how she spends her spare time, whether or not she wants to run the park, and answers a number of romantic questions about Jacob, Cory, Trevor, and… Ricky.

She also reveals how she has somehow stayed so young, after so many taxing fucking years in the park (but adds that she doesn’t really give a fuck about looking young).

New on swearnet.com – Ricky Answers Fucking Anything, Part 3!

Ricky tucks into a free meal

With the offer on the table of a free meal in exchange for 10 minutes of his time, we were able to loop Ricky into yet another Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Straight from the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, he offers his opinion on the best animals to guard his dope plants, shares some advice on marriage, and talks about the craziest mushroom trip that he has ever been on with Julian and Bubbles.  He even answers a question from the King of Donair himself!

PLUS: Would he ever chop up bits of pepperoni and add them to his joint?  What in the fuck?!

Check out Part 1 and Part 2 on SwearNet!

Crew Dick Interviews: Sunnyvale Wheels

Ricky using his clearing stick to clear shit off the shitmobile

With Trailer Park Boys Season 12 filming wrapping up, the camera dicks are getting ready to leave Sunnyvale. We can confirm that Ricky is thrilled they are leaving because he is fucking fed up with them! But we bet he will miss the help of Transportation Coordinator Shawn Murphy.  Without constant work on the Shitmobile, it’s FUCKED.

Transportation Co-ordinator Shawn Murphy tests out a Sunnyvale Police Cruiser.

Transportation Co-ordinator Shawn Murphy tests out a Sunnyvale Police Cruiser.

Murphy is the vehicle wrangler on the set of Trailer Park Boys, and while he and the rest of the crew dicks have a love-hate relationship with Ricky’s 1975 New Yorker, there’s no question as to its value.

Generally the Shitmobile is what it is, it’s a piece of shit which requires a lot of bubble gum to keep it running each season,” says Murphy.  “But it’s definitely our prize possession.”

It wasn’t always a big piece of shit, but Ricky doesn’t exactly baby the fucking thing.

“Back in the day, it was a great-running vehicle,” recalls Murphy.  “But as you’ve seen through the seasons, we’ve definitely put her through her paces. She’s incurred some damage, and it basically is now what it’s called, it’s a Shitmobile.”

The steering wheel and dash of the Shitmobile

Murphy says there are a ton of fucking issues with it – gaskets, oil, all kinds of fuckarounds – but the main thing that keeps him busy is the Shitmobile’s extreme lack of fuel efficiency.

“The biggest problem with the Shitmobile has always been the fact that it runs off a marine gas tank in the back,” says Murphy. “That big motor, it takes about 11 minutes at idle before you gotta dump a jerry can in it.  That’s basically the biggest headache with the Shitmobile.”  

But lucky for Ricky, when the crew dicks are around, they make sure the Shitmobile at least meets the safety standards of a film set… even a totally fucked one like Trailer Park Boys.

It starts every time.  It does run, the brakes are good, we gotta have it safe for cast and crew, bystanders and whatnot,” explains Murphy.  “It definitely doesn’t have an actual safety sticker on it.  Even it was in good condition, you couldn’t get that, seeing as how it’s missing a door.

A picture of The Shitmobile's actual bullshit inspection sticker

The Shitmobile’s actual bullshit inspection sticker

From Japan by way of a greasy Nova Scotian junk yard

When it was time for Bubbles to upgrade from his go-kart, they checked in with Murphy to see if he knew of anything that was low-cost, but could still haul around some barrels of Nuclear Bloom (or bull semen).  Enter Bubbles’ fucked little white truck.

“It came from Chester, Nova Scotia,” recalls Murphy.  “A guy down there, an eccentric fellow that owns a scrap yard is sitting on 50 of them, in the woods there, with trees and grass all growing up through them. I met him on a different production.  When the Boys said they wanted a mini truck, I knew where to get one for cheap.”

The Mitsubishi turned out to be perfect for Bubbles.  Well, almost perfect.

“It’s made for Asian men, there’s no seat adjustment,” explains Murphy.  “When us Canadian folk go in, we get pretty jammed up in there. And it’s a right-side drive, it’s a little interesting getting used to that at first.”

While the size of the thing might’ve been a bastard to deal with, it did leave Bubbles and the transportation dicks some room for error while they were getting used to steering on the other side of the vehicle.

“The thing is only about three feet wide, so you have a lot of lane left.”

A favourite from his fan days

Before he was fucking around with vehicles on the set of Sunnyvale, Murphy was a fan of the show and loved the many vehicles that Julian would cruise around in.  When asked for a favourite, it was an easy answer.

I liked Julian’s SVT Cobra Mustang,”  says Murphy.  “It’s a badass pony.

Even though he wasn’t a part of the Trailer Park Boys crew at the time, he still got his greasy fingers on the Mustang.  In a bit of foreshadowing for his future role, the car was brought into Murphy’s former place of business.

“I was working at a Ford dealership at the time, when he was getting the motor rebuilt on it, and I actually got to take it on its first test drive with the new motor myself.”

The verdict?

“It was a pretty wild car.”

A picture of Julian's Mustang Cobra and Randy

Don’t let Randy’s gut ruin the picture of this DECENT car!

Last week we interviewed James Kennedy, one of the set-dressing dicks responsible for the shitty look and feel of Sunnyvale.  If you want to learn more about the crew dicks, last year we interviewed a fuckload of them, click here for part 1 and here for part 2.

New on swearnet.com – Ricky Answers Fucking Anything, Part 2

Ricky sits on his couch with a half-smile

Ricky is tired and pissed off but we gave him a joint so he’s back with another Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!

He tackles a wide range of topics, including a bunch of questions surrounding the events of Season 10 — does he keep in touch with Snoop Dogg?  Could he beat him in another smoke-off?  Does he want to fight Tom Arnold for stealing away Lucy?  Speaking of Lucy, is he now on the dating scene?

He also discusses his childhood dreams.  What did he want to be when he grew up?  Ricky doesn’t just discuss his own aspirations — he also shares Bubbles and Julian’s career goals.

PLUS: Ricky reveals the most amount of pepperoni he’s ever eaten in a single sitting!

Click here to watch Part 1 of Ricky’s AMFA from last week!