Just what in the fuck happened in the black-out liquor week that started on St. Patrick’s Day? That’s what the Boys are trying to figure out on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
In an attempt to get last week’s podcash out of the way early, the Boys tried filming it early in the morning before the camera dicks arrived at SwearNet studio. Unfortunately, Ricky’s special “St. Patrick’s Day” dope sent the Boys down a rabbit hole that ended up fucking over the weekly podcash streak, and somehow resulted in Ricky and Bubbles in the fuckin’ Bahamas. Julian was spotted going to the gym with some strong young men, but he denies that accusation.
Beyond trying to figure out what the fuck happened last week, the Boys also chat about March 24th borntdays, money making schemes, and Ricky explains his theory about the creation of yoghurt, cheese, and butter.
The latest ghost-fucking edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!
After reading stories about ghosts that have allegedly banged humans (including Bobby Brown), Ricky is convinced it is a real thing. Julian agrees, but Bubbles tells them both to fuck off and challenges any ghost of any gender and any sexual orientation to come into his shed and have their way with him.
The Boys celebrate Stompin’ Tom Connors‘ birthday and Ricky offers his own interpretation of some of Connors’ greatest hits. Julian comes up with some more money-making opportunities, including Bubbles hacking the bank accounts of large oil companies.
PLUS: It’s a loser-takes-Randy-on-a-date edition of Jeopardy — stakes have never been this fucking high!
After somehow stumbling into a conversation about “sex ghosts” that bang humans, Bubbles skeptically invites any ghost of any gender and any sexual orientation to come into his shed at night and bang him. This, despite clear evidence from Ricky and Julian that sex ghosts are real (including a real-life story about Bobby Brown banging a ghost).
The Boys also celebrate the birthday of Stompin’ Tom Connors, try to figure out the best ways to remove dead cockroaches from one’s ear, and question whether or not Bubbles has the hacking skills to fuck over the bank accounts of major oil companies.
PLUS: Ricky and Julian dust off their Jeopardy buzzers and have an epic showdown in a category they love: LIQUOR! Stakes are high — the loser must take Randy out to dinner!
Ricky has big musical dreams on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn! Inspired by a YouTube video of a chicken playing piano, Ricky figures it can’t be that hard and hopes to eventually be good enough to become a Shit Rocker.
But that’s not Ricky’s only professional aspiration. He’s also thinking about trying his hand at dentistry, after all, they’re basically just mechanics with teeth, and we know from Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky that he is handy with a power tool.
We also learn the origins of the phrase “Milk and Honey,” the difference between a spider and an octopus, and the invention of rum and coke.
The Boys are so fucking baked for the latest installment of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast that they seem to have time travelled because they think it’s episode 80, when it’s actually just 79.
This very stoned podcash episode features several uncontrollable laughing fits, which Ricky claims can be fixed by smashing something. As it’s the anniversary of “The Day the Music Died,” the Boys reminisce on the plane crash that took the lives of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper (which Julian correctly points out, is a fucking downer of a topic to discuss while high). The discussion gets even more fucked when we learn that Ricky completely made up his own back story to Don McLean’s American Pie, which Ricky assumed was a collaboration between Ron MacLean and Don Cherry of CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada.
The Boys also chat about the biggest cock in the world, eyeball licking, and dirty Japanese underwear, among other fucky topics.
PLUS: The Boys dust off the buzzers for a quick game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!
The Kids in the Hall‘s Bruce McCulloch brings his totally fucked is-he-on-drugs-or-isn’t-he brand of humour to the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn, absolutely fucking free!
Bruce covers a wide range of completely fucked topics, including the burning of Michael Jackson’s hair, his acid-filled youth, Andre the Giant’s butterfly collection, and much more!
The Boys also discuss some more money-making ideas for 2017, which leads them to ponder the best ways to harvest kitty fur. Ricky shows his respect for the man behind the “Hollyweed” hoax, suggesting he might actually be smarter than Stephen fucking Hawking!
PLUS: Find out what you get when a monkey bangs a deer.