After smoking some “energy” weed, Ricky finds himself dealing with his sorrow in a different way – he wants to take it out on anyone named Harvey or Irma. He contends that anytime they name a hurricane after an arsehole, the storm will be that much worse. He can only assume a hurricane Ricky would be pretty laid back.
The Boys talk about ways to protect Sunnyvale from a hurricane, remembering back to Hurricane Juan, which fucked over Nova Scotia 14 years ago. Bubbles wants to get his shed above the flood line, and the Boys try to figure out how they could continue to have electricity.
PLUS: Holy fuck Bubbles needs some sleep. He swears he saw a squirrel running around the park in pink underwear!
Setember is here – it is now the 9th month of the year 20…16/17/18, whatever the fuck it is, and the Boys are establishing a “no-suck guarantee” for this episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
The Boys snack on popcorn that may or not be flavoured like Julian’s nut sack, Ricky laments the extinction of the massive Passenger Pigeon, and Bubbles looks up the cost of the most expensive bang doll on eBay.
PLUS: Why in the fuck is Julian interested in burying Bubbles and Ricky alive?!
The Boys want to make sure they take this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast to the next level, so Bubbles is cranking into the Freedom 35 Lager.
After what Ricky thought were a few week episodes of the podcash, Ricky wants to instil a no-suck guarantee, but none of the Boys have any fucking clue how about how they will pull that off. Bubbles comes up with a new segment in which the Boys shop for fucked things on eBay, with fucky results.
PLUS: Ricky and Bubbles talk about the flavour of Julian’s nutsack. Sweet, salty, cheesy?!
It’s raining like fuck in Sunnyvale and the Boys are singing all about it on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Bubbles challenges Ricky and Julian to come up with as many rain-related songs as possible, as the rain hammers down on the rooftop below. And holy fuck are there ever a lot of DECENT songs about rain! He tries to edge them into a sun-related competition but enough is e-fucking-nough.
The Boys are a little off-kilter after Ricky slid some magic mushrooms into their breakfast omelette, and topped their pancakes with weed butter. This altered state of mind brings the Boys down some fucky roads, and they play a dark, cringe-worthy game of “If You Had To.”
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The rain is falling heavy in Sunnyvale and the Boys don’t give a fuck on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast. In fact, it gets them in a singing mood, and they see how many rain-related songs they can rhyme off. That’s not the only musical segment in the show — Ricky breaks out Achy Breaky Heart after reminiscing his greasy mullet and line dancing phase.
Ricky gets learnt on a few spelling fundamentals, as he discovers the phucked phonetics of the letter “Q” – his mind is fucking blown that it can be found in words such as “liquor” and “conquer.”
Bubbles doesn’t stop there – he debuts a segment that he is working on called Blowing Ricky’s Mind and gets into some straight-up crazy spacey shit that does indeed blow Ricky’s mind.
PLUS: Julian reveals who he would bring with him on a trip to an alien planet… and it’s not Bubbles!
Randy has joined the podcash (along with Mr. Lahey for a brief drunken moment) to announce that they will be visiting the same cities as the Boys are when they go on tour next weekend. Either Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles didn’t read the contract, or they didn’t check their own fucking tour website, because Lahey and Randy are definitely announced.
After Lahey leaves, the Boys (and fucking Randy) talk about finding Jesus, Titanic replicas, and whether or not icebergs have thoughts.
PLUS: Julian is getting fuckin drunk tonight – it’s Patrick Swayze’s birthday!
The Boys are playing a game of BUSH OR NO BUSH on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
After shouting out a happy borntday to a former Playboy playmate, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles try to guess whether or not David Duchovny has a bush, if he’s clean-shaven, or if perhaps he has some stubble happening.
And what about Cher? Barbara Bush?? Bush or no bush?
The Boys chat about a woodpecker who recently made news by going ballistic on a utility pole. This prompts Ricky to dream about the damage he could do as a furious woodpecker, with his sights set on the New York City electrical grid. But would a beaver be better? Perhaps it might — so long as its arsehole isn’t being harvested for cherry flavouring (you can thank Bubbles for that mental image).