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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Fruit Baskets!

Ricky is very upset that Crayola is retiring Dandelion Yellow

Well fuck, the snacks have been downgraded again, but that didn’t stop the Boys from cracking out another fucking episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn (or any half-way-fucking-decent podcast app).

The SwearNet dicks dropped the ball on the pepperoni (much to Ricky’s fucking dismay) but they replaced them with Muscle Krispies, Julian’s favourites!

After a long fucking conversation about fruit baskets and salad tossing, the Boys do a few borntday shout-outs to Malcolm X, Andre the Giant, Pete Townsend, and Georges St-Pierre.  Bubbles spends a little extra time complimenting the sexy body of one of those borntday Boys (hint: it’s not Andre the Oil-Checking Giant’s body).

The Boys were having some great fun until Crayola had to ruin the fucking fun and make Ricky upset!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn: Ricky Signs Away His Brain

Ricky would like to make out with Julian's car

Julian bore witness to the “brain agreement” between Ricky and Bubbles, and now you can join him by downloading the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Ricky signs away his brain to Bubbles for scientific research, after Bubbles supposes that people like Ricky and Tommy Chong probably have tons of resin and dope residue on their brains.  Ricky agrees to give Bubbles his brain upon his death, so long as there is no “sexy stuff” happening.  We wouldn’t want this to turn into an episode of Brain Fuckers.

The Boys discuss a random smattering of shit, including the threat that spiders pose to mankind, Chinese scam artists, dealing with judges, and a fuckload more.

PLUS: Exactly how much mental control do the Boys have over their nutsacks?

Episode 91 of the podcash is sponsored by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Signs Away His Brain

Ricky offers his brain to Bubbles

Ricky signs a contract to give his brain to Bubbles on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

After marvelling at Ricky’s super human dope abilities (somehow he is only 5/10 stoned while Julian is 10/10 baked), the Boys start to wonder about Ricky’s unique biological makeup.  Bubbles supposes that Ricky has a third lung, and that his brain must be covered in years of resin.  To satisfy Bubbles’ curiosity, Ricky draws up a contract to allow Bubbles to examine his brain after Ricky dies, for scientific purposes only – nothing sexy.  Julian signs as a witness.

The Boys also discuss a completely fucked court transcript from the USA, in which a totally fucked defendant drives a judge totally insane by being a massive prick.  Ricky claims that the defendant stole a page right out of his playbook (a paper he wrote in jail, to be precise).

PLUS: The Boys ponder whether or not they’d be able to make out with a car for an extended period of time.

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Toronto Gets a Taste of Freedom!

Fans gather with Ricky and Bubbles in Toronto

Best case Ontario – Freedom 35 is here!

The easy-drinking DECENT lager landed in Toronto with a big greasy kaboom at an LCBO launch event on April 27th, with record-setting crowds arriving to get their hands on the brew (plus a bit of Liquormen’s), and get some autographs from Sunnyvale’s finest.

With Julian and Ricky stuck at the Halifax airport due to the infamous Nova Scotian fog (the shit they warned Snoop Dogg about) and dicky airline service, Bubbles held down the fort in Toronto.

 

 

Bubbles addressed the long line and cursed Ricky and Julian, while taking selfies with some hardcore Trailer Park Boys fans, including one mawfk who showed the Toronto Star his Sunnyvale tattoos.

 

A Trailer Park Boys super fan shows his tattoos in Toronto

Jeffery Clifford shows off some DECENT ink! (Photo by Jesse Winter of the Toronto Star)

 

The event might’ve hit peak “Greasy Canadiana” when #DartGuy showed up, with many fans calling for a big dirty wrestling match between the bearded Maple Leafs fan and the Green Bastard.

 

 

Ricky somehow managed to get his arse to Toronto and he and Bubbles continued signing autographs for hours after the event was supposed to end.

The Boys were then off to an after party at The Loose Moose for some Freedom 35, Liquormen’s, and dirty cheeseburgers.  Windsor rockers Huttch rocked the fuck out of the stage, and Sam Roberts Band drummer Josh Trager, Danko Jones, Mike Kennedy, and dirty old caveman Sam Tarasco were on hand to celebrate a beer launch for the ages!

 

The North American Craft dicks responsible for brewing Freedom 35!

 

Freedom 35 has been rolling out across Canada and is most likely at a booze shop near you!  And if you live in Ontario, you’re in luck, the LCBO will deliver this DECENT lager to your door – click here to order!

 

Another shot of the dickheads who stayed til the end!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Beer!

Julian shows off some swag

The Boys are still banged up from last week’s trip to Toronto on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, and “BEER” is the word of the day!  You can now download podcash episode 90 for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

The Boys also chat about the 4.20 release of GREA$Y MONEY, their new mobile game that has been burning up the fucking charts for both iOS and Android.  The Boys received a fuck load of merchandise from the game dicks — check some of it out here!

Ricky gets learnt on the difference between “shorn” and “shart,” and Bubbles mentions his favourite bar in Sydney (Nova Scotia, not Australia, don’t make the same mistake as this idiot!).

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Beer!

Julian shows off some gear from East Side Games

The Boys somehow made it back from Toronto and they are feeling pretty fuckin’ rough for this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  So rough, they fuck up the episode number and call it 89.  For those of you pricks who are keeping track at home, it is indeed episode 90.

Beer is the word of the day after yesterday’s Freedom 35 launch event in Toronto.  The DECENT lager is now available in most parts of Canada, with big dirty liquor trucks rolling out coast to coast.  Lucky fuckers in Ontario can actually order Freedom 35 to their fucking door!

The Boys also chat about the 4.20 release of GREA$Y MONEY, their new mobile game that has been burning up the fucking charts for both iOS and Android.  The Boys received a fuck load of merchandise from the game dicks — stay tuned to learn about how you can get your cheeseburger-eating-hands on it!

They also shoot the shit about Shrek (both sheep and monster), Sydney (both Australia and Canada), and they try to come up with alternative energy sources for Sunnyvale.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!  Buy some shit!

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New on swearnet.com – Be Fuckin’ Supportive

Julian takes a sip of rum

The drink is mixed and Julian is back with another episode of Dear Julian!

He tackles a wide range of topics, from dealing with your buddy’s new girlfriend, to standing up to a gun in your face, to some insight on what Bubbles might be cooking up for a new SwearNet show.  He also answers an age-old question that keeps many Trailer Park Boys fans up at night: how in the fuck does he keep his ice from melting?

Everything is going perfectly, until Chipper fucks the whole thing up.

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New on swearnet.com – IT’S HUNKULES!

The Boys are toasting with some Freedom 35 cansThe Boys got themselves a few DECENT sample cans of Freedom 35 and they’re cracking into them on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast — even Julian thinks it’s “good, for a beer!”

You can get this podcast for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

Ricky is happy with the way he was shown in an intelligent light in Season 11, though Bubbles and Julian dispute that.  The Boys get into a fucked conversation about Julian’s mom’s genitals, as well as John Wayne Bobbitt’s frankencock.  Ricky discusses the differences (or lack thereof) between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, and Bubbles workshops a new tune he calls HUNKULES, written specially for Julian’s muscles.

PLUS: The Boys show off their new Baker skateboards, now available only on TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Perfectly Contentedly High

Ricky worries that the camera dicks will portray him as an idiot in Season 11

Ever feel that perfect level of being stoned?  That’s what Ricky achieved on Friday as the Boys were getting ready to celebrate the launch of Season 11 on Netflix!  Episode 86: “Perfectly Contentedly High” is now available for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

The Boys are really fucking excited for the new season (Ricky is slightly worried because he feels like the camera dicks always portray him as an idiot).  They’re so excited, they want to give away some authentic shit from Sunnyvale!  Check out the contest page to learn how you could win a jar of Bubbles Pizza Sauce, a “Ricky’s Ball Hockey Camp” poster, and a rum glass straight from Julian’s cupboard!

PLUS: The Boys have the most fucked up conversation about Mr. Hockey, Mr. Sub, Mr. Lube, and a few other misters.  For fuck sakes, leave Gordie Howe out of this, Boys!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Perfectly Contentedly High

The Boys are contentedly high for the release of season 11

On this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are fuckin’ excited and contentedly high for the release of Season 11!

Though Ricky’s worried that the camera dicks might’ve made him look like an idiot again, the Boys have been eagerly anticipating the March 31st release date on Netflix.  So much, that they are giving away some of THEIR shit from Sunnyvale!  Check out the official contest page to find out how you can win a jar of Bubbles Pizza Sauce, a “Ricky’s Ball Hockey Camp” poster, and a LEGIT Julian rum glass!

Since this is such a DECENT day in the Boys’ calendar, they decided to find out what other DECENT things happened on this day, and they discuss the construction of the Eiffel Tower (which Ricky disputes), Wrestlemania, and the rise to power of a certain dickhead with a moustache.

They also get into a totally fucked conversation about Mr. Hockey, Mr. Sub, Mr. Lube, Mr. Clean, and a few other fucked up misters.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Oh yeah, after you finish watching this podcast, TURN ON NETFLIX AND WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF SEASON 11!

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