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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Pecker vs Beaver

Bubbles flips off Julian

The Boys are playing a game of BUSH OR NO BUSH on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

After shouting out a happy borntday to a former Playboy playmate, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles try to guess whether or not David Duchovny has a bush, if he’s clean-shaven, or if perhaps he has some stubble happening.

And what about Cher?  Barbara Bush??  Bush or no bush?

The Boys chat about a woodpecker who recently made news by going ballistic on a utility pole.  This prompts Ricky to dream about the damage he could do as a furious woodpecker, with his sights set on the New York City electrical grid.  But would a beaver be better?  Perhaps it might — so long as its arsehole isn’t being harvested for cherry flavouring (you can thank Bubbles for that mental image).

The Canadian Comedy Awards’ TOP PODCAST is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Pecker vs Beaver

Bubbles flips off Julian

The Boys are pitting woodpeckers vs beavers on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Ricky imagines the amount of damage he could do as a furious woodpecker, including but not limited to destroying the entire electrical grid of New York City.  The Boys wonder if a beaver would be more effective, but Bubbles warns that some beavers are harvested for their cherry-flavoured arseholes.

The Boys also invent a wonderfully new fucked game called “Bush or No Bush” and try to figure out whether or not David Duchovny is shaved clean or perhaps has a little stubble.  And what about Barbara Bush?  Bush or no bush?

Julian gives the gift of The Jim Lahey Show (and Randy) lighter leashes, in the form of giant fucking boxes for Ricky and Bubbles.  Ricky was excited at first, because he used to rock the lighter leash look.  But once he learned that it was official merchandise for Lahey and Randy’s SwearNet talk show, he nearly flipped the fuck out.

This episode of the Canadian Comedy Award’s TOP PODCAST is brought to you by SwearNet.com (sign up for only $4.20), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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ICYMI: LIVE Instagram Day from Sunnyvale, Season 12!

The camera dicks have packed up their equipment and have bid farewell to the residents of Sunnyvale for another year!

Before they left, SwearNet’s social media pricks snuck onto the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 to snap some pictures and steal snacks from the catering table.  They put the photos together for a live Instagram and Twitter day straight from Sunnyvale.

We realize some of our fans have the technological skills of Sam the Caveman, and some of you simply don’t give a fuck about Instagram, so here’s a round-up of the photos that we shared on our #TPB12 Live Instagram Day!

 

Good fuckin’ morning from Sunnyvale Trailer Park! #trailerparkboys #TPB12 #greasy

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Inside Bubbles’ shed. She’s a fuckin’ BEAST! #trailerparkboys #TPB12 #Bubbles

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Bubs is figuring out some important shit right now. #trailerparkboys #TPB12

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Kitty Kats and 10 Acres of Country. DECENT! #TPB12 #Bubbles #kitties

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Friendly Sunnyvale locals #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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Has Ricky got a new career as a Sears catalogue model? #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #Ricky

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Ricky’s library #trailerparkboys #TPB12 #Ricky

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Hanging with the squad #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #Ricky

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Down at the Legion! #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #LiquorandWhores

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Two seconds of rum, one second of mix, coupla ice cubes. #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #Sexian

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Look who the fuck just turned up at the park… #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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Cory, what in the actual flying fuck are you doing?? #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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The shit goggles. #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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Ricky’s been stocking up so that Baby Mo will not grow up in a world without dandelion! #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #tpbpodcast

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New on swearnet.com – Like a Cock-Shaped Iceberg

Ricky tries to open a package with a rubber hammer

Holy fuck the Boys were into some weirdo hash on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!  Combine that with the 12 or so cans of Freedom 35 Lager that Bubbles was pounding, and you get one fucky podcash!

The Boys discuss the potential sexual interactions between the Bionic Man and the Bionic Woman, deal with noisy fucking rooftop seagulls, and rate each other’s attractiveness.  They also burst into song while describing a very phallic iceberg spotted off the coast of Newfoundland.

PLUS: What in the fuck did Crayola send to Ricky?!

This week’s podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Sunnyvale Quake

DECENT hip-hop artist Quake Matthews is in Sunnyvale on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

Quake’s new album Celebrate the Struggle is now available and it is fucking amazing.  Stick around til the end of the podcast for a performance of his single Confessions, a personal favourite of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau!

Being the good hosts that they are, the Boys hook Quake up with a big dirty donair while they chat about their usual assortment of completely fucked topics.  On the docket for this week:

  • How in the fuck does Jon Lovitz get with Playboy bunnies?
  • UK surgeons removing a fuckload of contact lenses from a lady’s eyeball.
  • Jean-Luc Picard’s borntday (or something like that).
  • And a fuckload more!

Episode 103 of the podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

And remember, the audio version is free, but you can get the whole fucking podcash experience by paying $4.20 per month (around half the price of a good box of chicken fingers) and signing up for SwearNet.com!

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New on swearnet.com – The Sunnyvale Quake

The Boys sit with hip-hop artist Quake Matthews

Nova Scotian hip-hop artist Quake Matthews is in the fuckin’ trailer on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Quake’s in Sunnyvale promoting his latest album Celebrate the Struggle which features the single Confessions.  Stick around til the end of the podcash for a DECENT performance of the tune, straight from Ricky’s trailer!  It’s a fucking awesome song, but don’t take it from us – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau recently included it as #19 on his summer playlist on Spotify:

The Boys feed Quake a big dirty donair and chat about beetles that can draw (not as good as Ricky), R. Kelly’s fucked sex cult, and Jon Lovitz’s luck with the ladies.

They also make their picks in the upcoming Mayweather/McGregor fight – who will win $5 plus a pack of smokes?!

Podcash episode 103 is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!  And while you have your greasy lil credit cards out, go pick up Quake’s album on iTunes and other decent music stores!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Answers Fucking Anything!

Ricky is answering fan questions on his couch

The Season 12 camera dicks invade Ricky’s trailer and hand him a fuckload of fan question in our latest On-Set Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Ricky covers a wide range of topics including:

  • How to quit smoking
  • Which of his pets was his favourite
  • Bubbles’ kitties eating his pepperoni cocks
  • Getting stoned while working

Ricky says he’s up for answering as many questions as we can give him, but he will quit when he gets too pissed off.  So, stay tuned for future AMFA’s with the Reveen-looking mawfk!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Hates the Crew Dicks

Ricky confronts Bruce McCulloch

The camera dicks have taken over Sunnyvale for weeks now and Ricky has had enough.  On the latest On-Set video from the filming of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, Ricky vents his frustrations.

The main bone of contention is that every drink on the set seems to be warm temperature, as if there is a fucking shortage of ice in Nova Scotia.  Ricky confronts a number of the crew members about this fucking situation and does discover that the ice is being hoarded by someone.

He also confronts guest director Bruce McCulloch and asks him why he is being such a dick.  Ricky doesn’t quite recognize Bruce but that is probably because he was stoned when The Kids in the Hall legend joined the Trailer Park Boys Podcast back in January. 

One person who isn’t bitching about the crew is Julian, who has figured out a way to get what he wants (in other words, liquor all day long).

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New on swearnet.com – The Golden Boys

The Boys sit in Ricky's trailer for a podcast

This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast comes to us straight from Ricky’s trailer in beautiful Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Nova Scotia!

Things get off to a bit of a fucky start when our camera dicks catch Lahey and fucking Randy fucking around in the trailer.  What in the fuck were they up to?!

The Boys show up and get into what remained of the burgers and liquor and chat about a wide range of topics including: String Theory, the record that Ricky’s mom set on this day in history, the hottest of the Golden Girls, and much fucking more.

They also get into a debate about Jacob — is he smarter than a snail?

This week’s episode is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – We Are the Champions…?

Ricky correctly pronounces "Jalapeno" for the first time in his life

The Boys have finally recovered from their Canada Day hangovers (and injuries, in Ricky’s case), and they’re bringing you podcash episode 101 from the front of Bubbles’ shed!  The video version was released last week on SwearNet.com, but the free audio cocksucker is now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

You might want to smoke a joint before you watch this one because holy fuck, the Boys get into some weird spacey shit when Bubbles takes Ricky and Julian down the rabbit hole with a conversation about the “Mandela Effect” – the totally fucked idea that some of us are from an alternate universe which combined with the current universe when they set off a big fucking particle collider despite Steven fucking Hawking’s warnings against it!

Yep, you’ll want some good dope for this.

PLUS: Ricky correctly pronounces a word that he has been struggling with for years!  But then… he fucks it up again.

This week’s podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

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