Did ya sign up for the Trailer Park Boys Cruise pre-sale?! Your booking times are in your inbox, so hurry ta fuck up and visit trailerparkboyscruise.com to book now!
As an added fucking bonus: book your cabin by October 1st and you’ll be entered to win one of several decent experiences as explained (or made up on the fuckin’ spot) by the Boys. FUCK ON right now for the vacation of your life!!
Happy Friday, fuckers – the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast is GREASY as fuck today! The Boys argue the existence of Batman, vaginas and the things we put in them, and whether sucking your own cock is worth it. What the in the fuck are they on??!
If you’re not a SwearNet.com member (and WHY the fuck not?!?!) you can tune into the audio version from Monday on Spotify, iTunes, and all decent podcast apps!
On this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast: it’s officially fucking SUMMER!! To celebrate, the Boys debate the best ever summer anthem. Julian’s latest greasy money grab involves flying to Romania for an undisclosed amount of time (what in the FUCK?!), and Bubbles makes a prediction about the future of sex dolls!
What’s your favourite summer song – can you think of better ones than Julian’s shitty suggestions?!
Fucking Julian is at it again on the Trailer Park Boys Podca$$$$h! He’s got a greasy new scheme to make $50,000 in crypto-fucking-currency which involves Mount Everest, a helicopter, and Bubbles. Sounds easy! Plus: Bitchcoin, a cock story, and AI psychopaths!! Watch the glorious shitshow now at swearnet.com!
No, we haven’t got the date fucked up, it’s the THURSDAY Stanley Cup Edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast! Forget the fucking Julianator, the Boys brainstorm some new greasy Julian-flavoured merch, and Ricky also has reason to believe that there will be 25 hours in the day SOON. Plus: why are peacocks fucking dumb?!
You can listen to the Trailer Park Boys Podcast later today on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
On today’s bad-fuckin-hair-day Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Ricky, Julian and Bubbles answer more of your fucked-up emails and talk about dating apps, a greasy Julian wang mould, and the Jackson 9. And who cut Bubbles’ hair while he was asleep?!!
This glorious fuckin’ podcast will be available from Monday on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
On today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast: The Boys have survived Friday the 13th before, will they get through today’s podcast? They discuss their favourite movies (OTHER than Dirty Dancing), who got bornt today, and why sliced ketchup is an awesome idea.
Also: Bubbles wants YOUR questions and suggestions for the podcast! Listen to his instructions, then send ’em to email@example.com!
To celebrate the release of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, we’ve got three awesome new tees at the store! Show your love for Ricky, Julian and Bubbles, the Green Bastard, or the greatest fuckin’ trailer park in the world! Buy your sexy new t-shirt HERE!
We’ve also got all your favourite merch, including Ricky’s famous houndstooth shirt, Sunnyvale hockey jerseys and a range of DECENT smoking gear (don’t forget, 420 is just around the frigging corner!)
And look out for a new range of greasy new products, coming soon…
On today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Gutzilla’s in da house – Randy Bobandy joins today’s podcast! He and the Boys phone Burger King and attempt to get free cheeseburgers – by name-dropping celebs! And Ricky has a greasy confession about what he does at Bulk Barn… Is it the most awesomeist business idea he’s ever had? Or is it greasy as fuck?
This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com! The podcast will also be available later TODAY on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
Coming at you on Friday, March 30… the NEW season of Trailer Park Boys on Netflix! Who’s having a greasy liquor & cheeseburger party to celebrate?!?!