How does Ricky prepare for a podcash? He sneaks hash into Bubbles’ cookies and doesn’t tell him a fucking thing. A jam-packed hash cookie is the backdrop for Trailer Park Boys Podcast episode 98, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Before the hash kicks in, Bubbles has a lucid conversation with Ricky and Julian about a wide range of topics, including the most painful incidents the Boys ever experienced. To everyone’s surprise, somehow Baby Mo shooting Ricky in the nutsack is only the second-most painful thing to ever happen to him! And to nobody’s surprise, Julian’s worst injury occurred while lifting weights with his big sexy muscles.
As it is the anniversary of the Lorena Bobbitt wiener-chopping incident, the Boys can’t help but ponder, in gory fucking detail, the means by which she hacked off her husband’s cock.
By the time the hash kicks in, Bubbles is talking about aliens and begins to think he is a lord from the 18th century. Fuck!
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On episode 97 of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are talking about the size of various things — walrus cocks, bear cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, and the measurable universe!
While they are on the topic of the universe, Ricky wonders if Neil Armstrong had any immigration issues when he went to the moon. Ricky also delves into his dirty fucking methods for oil changes and waste disposal.
PLUS: What would make fried chicken better? Cocaine, that’s what!
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The latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn, was full of fucking spills and thrills! Several drinks were spilled and Bubbles’ computer may be a casualty.
The Boys reminisce about the music of Rick Astley, and Bubbles claims that Astley is the original inspiration for Ricky’s now-famous hair do. Ricky denies that, but then again, he doesn’t remember much from those days. The man smoked a lot of dope.
Speaking of Ricky being stoned as fuck, the dope that he’s been smoking lately has made him extremely fucking convinced that the earth is indeed flat. Bubbles takes issue with that, and all Flat-Earthers, and they dive into a roaring debate.
The Boys also discuss Michael J Fox’s middle name, Paul McCartney’s sexual (?) album Ram, and The Ties that Bind Families.
PLUS: What would you pay for Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s wrestling trunks? Would you pay more if you were guaranteed they touched his bare cock and balls?
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Holy fuck, the Boys should’ve worn rain jackets on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast! There are spills-a-plenty, and nothing is safe, not even Bubbles’ laptop!
But there was an upside to the numerous spills on the podcash – Ricky learned about absorption. He came into podcash 96 thinking that plastic was a suitable material for cleaning up spills. After plenty of denial and error on this episode, he arrives at paper towel.
The Boys also discuss the Flat-Earther movement, comprised of fucking morons who think that the Earth is indeed flat, surrounded by an ice wall (to keep in the ocean water), and covered by a dome. Well, you may or may not be surprised to learn that one of the three Boys on this podcast is a member of this fucking moronic movement, and his name rhymes with Dickey.
PLUS: If Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s bare balls and cock touched an old pair of his ring trunks, does that add value?
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Ricky and Julian go toe-to-toe (kind of) with Jeopardy legend Ken Jennings (not really) on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Jennings is not actually on the podcash, but Bubbles did manage to dig up the questions that he answered to begin his legendary Jeopardy streak on June 2nd 2004. And guess which of the Boys actually did pretty fuckin’ good with those questions!
Also – Ricky gets nautical on this episode and describes what kind of Sting Ray he would be, if given the chance!
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The “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest has come to an end, and the Boys are picking their favourites on the latest episode of Mailbag!
A few episodes ago, a slightly buzzed Mike Smith suddenly came up with the fucking idea of holding a contest whereby you dicks send shit into the Mailbag and the Boys would would pick their favourite 10 items and use them to decorate the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
The Boys didn’t expect such an overwhelming fucking response. They got a fuckload of DECENT shit! So much, they had to do an extra-long episode and they even needed a bit of help from Sarah Dunsworth!
Cocks, swords, bubbles, dandelion crayons, oh my!
There was so much amazing shit that the Boys decided they will use EVERYTHING to help decorate the set of Season 12, except for anything that has copyrighted material on it (sorry Rudi). They did pick their 10 favourites though, and the senders of those cocksuckers will receive a free year of SwearNet!
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It’s been 13 years since Ken Jennings began his legendary Jeopardy! winning streak, and Bubbles has dug up the original set of questions from the June 2, 2004 episode to see if Ricky and Julian can go toe-to-toe with Jennings!
They also celebrate the anniversary of the 1875 event in which Alexander Graham Bell got the fuckin’ ball rolling on the telephone (an invention still used to this day), and Ricky also tips his hat to some macaroni fuck who had something to do with the radio.
The Boys discuss Halifax apology beers, Ferrari vending machines, and surgical whales. PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered how Ricky would behave as a sting ray, you’re in fuckin’ luck!
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The Boys are still feeling a bit rough from the May long weekend on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Last week, the Boys were really focused on food, talking about fruit baskets and tossing the salad. This week they’re focused on the other end of the digestive tract, with colon cleansing and anal eel insertion being the main topics of discussion. They do eat snacks though, and are sure to apologize to all the listeners who go ballistic every time they hear chewing on the podcash!
The Boys also look at this day in history, and discover there are a fuckload of DECENT people celebrating their borntday on May 26th, including John Wayne, Stevie Nicks, Hank Williams, Lauryn Hill and many more. It was indeed a good day to be bornt (despite the many fucked-up people that were probably also bornt on this day).
PLUS: First it was Crayola pissing off Ricky, now Disney is in his crosshairs!
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The Boys are still hungover from the May 2-4 weekend on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!
Hard boozing is not the only thing the Boys are recovering from; Julian claims he is dealing with a zillion mosquito bites, but Bubbles disputes that a zillion mosquito bites is even fucking possible.
Ricky looks back on this day in history and remembers the brave Budd Hist, who set himself on fire in a brave protest. The Boys also bring up Yoko Ono and John Lennon’s bed-in, which happened on this day in history in Montreal.
May 26th is certainly a great fucking day to be bornt, and the Boys chat about all the DECENT people who share this borntday, including John Wayne, Stevie Nicks, Matt Stone, Hank Williams, and a fuckload more geniuses.
The Boys get into a very cleansing discussion about colonics, and Ricky tries to put together a plan for a DIY version involving garden hoses and champagne bottles.
PLUS: Last week, Ricky was pissed at Crayola. Now he’s fucking furious at Disney! What did they do to make him so angry?!
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Well fuck, the snacks have been downgraded again, but that didn’t stop the Boys from cracking out another fucking episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn (or any half-way-fucking-decent podcast app).
The SwearNet dicks dropped the ball on the pepperoni (much to Ricky’s fucking dismay) but they replaced them with Muscle Krispies, Julian’s favourites!
After a long fucking conversation about fruit baskets and salad tossing, the Boys do a few borntday shout-outs to Malcolm X, Andre the Giant, Pete Townsend, and Georges St-Pierre. Bubbles spends a little extra time complimenting the sexy body of one of those borntday Boys (hint: it’s not Andre the Oil-Checking Giant’s body).
The Boys were having some great fun until Crayola had to ruin the fucking fun and make Ricky upset!
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