On this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast: it’s officially fucking SUMMER!! To celebrate, the Boys debate the best ever summer anthem. Julian’s latest greasy money grab involves flying to Romania for an undisclosed amount of time (what in the FUCK?!), and Bubbles makes a prediction about the future of sex dolls!
What’s your favourite summer song – can you think of better ones than Julian’s shitty suggestions?!
Everyone is completely fucked after (presumably) New Year’s Eve celebrations got out of hand. Bubbles claims that he, Ricky, and Julian have been drinking for six fucking days, and by the looks of things, he’s telling the truth.
The only person in high spirits is Randy (or Smokey), who has a bag full of burgers and a fist full of cash after hooking like crazy for New Year’s.
We’ll be honest, not a lot happens in this one, at least until Ricky enters 2018 with a BANG!
Ricky divulges the secrets of eternal life on latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
It’s Episode 118, but the Boys are fucked and think it’s Episode 119, which happens to be the age that Ricky would like to live to. When he turned 19, he decided he’d like to live exactly 100 more years. How does he plan to live that long? Dope.
The Boys talk about whether or not Japan and China are their own countries, horse-molesting aliens, and why our society needs to repeat the Great Hunt of 1454.
PLUS: Julian’s pectorals – implants or 100% organic beef? Find out on this week’s podcash!
It’s that time of the year again, when the Boys get drunk and high and celebrate Halloween! The set is decorated, the Boys are primed, and the pumpkins are ready to be carved on this week’s special episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!
Ricky dresses as the Stanley Cup, complete with an ice-and-beer-filled cup on his head. Meanwhile, both Bubbles and Julian dressed as Jason, which supremely pisses Bubbles off because he “called” dressing as Jason.
The Boys share some fun facts about Halloween, including the fact that it is held on the same day, every year. Julian gets us learnt on Sting starting the Jack-O-Lantern, and then the Boys carve their own pumpkins.
PLUS: Why in the fuck does Ricky want to be a lobster?!
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Ricky imagines the amount of damage he could do as a furious woodpecker, including but not limited to destroying the entire electrical grid of New York City. The Boys wonder if a beaver would be more effective, but Bubbles warns that some beavers are harvested for their cherry-flavoured arseholes.
The Boys also invent a wonderfully new fucked game called “Bush or No Bush” and try to figure out whether or not David Duchovny is shaved clean or perhaps has a little stubble. And what about Barbara Bush? Bush or no bush?
After taking some shit about the food selection last week, the SwearNet dicks sprung for some good shit this week, including Brother’s, the king of Nova Scotian pepperoni. The snacks are fuelling the creative process big time, with the Boys coming up with ideas for a reality show about concrete cars, growing dope at Legoland, and opening up their own version of “Bush” Gardens.
They also wish Kids in the Hall alumni Bruce McCulloch a happy birthday, and get into a pretty fucked up conversation about controlling tuna with Bluetooth parasites. Yes, you’re not tripping on mushrooms, you read that correctly.
It’s a bonanza of keyboards, Valentine’s Day, and marine life on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
After discussing how they spent their Valentine’s Day (Ricky had a Sunnyvale Hat Trick – he got in a fight, got in a car accident, and got banged), the Boys chat about more ways to make money, with Julian thinking about becoming a bed-warming pimp cuddler.
Ricky busts out a new keyboard he got at the pawn shop, and Bubbles shows him some DECENT tips and tricks to help Ricky catch up to the piano-playing chicken. Ricky doesn’t stop there – he also tests his vocal skills by singing some Beatles!
PLUS: Ricky shows us how the brilliant octopus avoids predators via self-decapitation!
The Boys are pretty fucked after partying so hard during the 21 days of Christmas, and Bubbles is away in a cabin in the woods, but Ricky and Julian still manage to take a look back at the podcash year that was. Chipper managed to put down his new Christmas vaporizer long enough to put together some clips of the coolest musicians and celebs that joined the podcast, and he even put together a montage of the dick guests (we’re looking at you, Lahey, Randy, Cory, and Jacob).
They also set the stage for the coming year, with Julian hoping to get more ladies on the show, and Ricky studying hard so that he can win 7/10 of all quiz games on the podcash!