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New on swearnet.com – The Wayne Gretzky Episode

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The Boys are in a partying mood this week and they want to combine Canada’s 150th borntday with their 100th podcash episode!  So, you fuckers are getting a bonus podcash today, and the big fucker comes tomorrow!

On the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Bubbles has eight fucking pages of Gretzky stats, including the massive amount of hockey records he still holds.  Julian points out one major flaw in Bubbles’ tribute though – he’s wearing a Connor McDavid Edmonton Oilers jersey instead of a Gretzky shirt.

Meanwhile, Ricky is pissed that he didn’t get his wish to have 99 joints of weed on the wall, 99 joints of weed.  This seems to have lit a fucking fire under his ass, making the SwearNet staff incredibly nervous about the magnitude of fuckery he will have planned for the 100th episode tomorrow!

The Boys also warn Julian about a lady who was arrested for allegedly kidnapping a ‘muscle man’ and forcing him to perform sexual favours.

PLUS: Find out why Ricky claims responsibility for the invention of the cell phone!

This week’s Wayne Gretzky episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Wayne Gretzky Episode

Bubbles dedicates the 99th podcast to Wayne Gretzky

It’s podcash episode 99 and Bubbles is pumped to dedicate the show to the “Great One” Wayne Gretzky!  Meanwhile, Ricky is fucking pissed that the episode, now available on iTunes and Libsyn, does not feature 99 joints of weed on the wall.

Julian takes a bit of wind out of Bubbles’ sails by pointing out that he’s wearing a 97 Edmonton Oilers jersey, not 99, calling it a bitch slap to the Great One.

The Boys also start laying out their plans for the 100th episode, which will also coincide with the end of their week-long party for Canada’s 150th borntday.

PLUS: Ricky describes the greasy sexual act that can cause cancer, and the other sexual act that can cure it!

This week’s podcash is brought to you by the cocksuckers at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Now on iTunes & Libsyn – The Man About Town

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Holy FUCK the Boys are baked for this one!  This stoned-as-fuck episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!

The dope really gets Bubbles going, as he launches into a Conky-esque shit storm with a kilted doll, and Ricky nearly destroys the fucking thing.

The Boys have a stoned chat about a wide range of fucked topics, including expensive Cheetos, Wayne Gretzky (and whether or not Bubbles would bang him), female knights, and the Beatles.

PLUS: The dope seems to activate Ricky’s brain cells, and he launches into a deep scientific discussion about the Earth’s crust!

Episode 82 is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – The Man About Town

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If you can see through the thick fucking dope smoke, you’ll love this week’s edition of Trailer Park Boys Podcast!  The Boys, especially Bubbles, get stoned as fuck this week.

The weed seemed to activate Ricky’s brain cells, as he actually comes out with some intellectually compelling questions about the earth’s crust and knighthood, but then dips back into the stupid when he ponders how grocery stores can have so many eggs available when it takes a chicken nine months to lay an egg.

The Boys chat about Wayne Gretzky’s stellar hockey records, and Bubbles brags about his prowess on the ice when he was a young dickhead.  But he changes the topic pretty quick when Julian asks him if he’d ever bang Gretzky.

This week’s fucked episode is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, which has free shipping available this weekend!

 

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Jowi Taylor’s Six String Nation

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Think of the most Canadian things out there – Wayne Gretzky’s hockey stick, Pierre Trudeau’s canoe paddle, a seat from Massey Hall.  Now use them to build a fucking guitar!

That’s what award-winning broadcaster and writer Jowi Taylor did, and you can hear all about it on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for free on iTunes and Libsyn!  As part of his Six String Nation project, Taylor grabbed bits and pieces of Canadiana from coast-to-coast and built a DECENT guitar.  Of course, Bubbles can’t resist giving it a whirl.  And when he cranks into a rendition of The Tragically Hip’s Little Bones, Ricky dusts off his vocal chords and starts singing!

PLUS: Learn the correlation between UFO’s and horniness.

Episode 70 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!  Be sure to catch the video version on SwearNet.com, you cheap fucker!

New on swearnet: The Boys Are Making a Fucking Beer!

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The Boys have a hell of an announcement for this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast – they’re making a fucking beer!

The Boys need YOUR HELP to choose a nice dirty design for the cans – choose from one of the designs created by our art dicks and you could win some DECENT prizes!  Click here to voice your fucking opinion!

Fresh off the heels of a kick ass Toronto launch for Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Julian and Bubbles announce that they’ve been working on a greasy new deal to launch a Trailer Park Boys beer in the not-too-distant-fucking-future!  If the news comes as a surprise to you, don’t feel left out, Ricky had no fucking clue either.

Also on the podcash:  Ricky faces a dilemma – does he quit smoking or give up chips?!  Is there a happy medium??

Episode 63 is sponsored by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Musical Legend Prakash John is on the Podcast!

Prakash John is on the podcast!

Prakash John doesn’t fuck around.  He’s played bass for some DECENT legends in music history, including Lou Reed, Alice Cooper, and James FUCKIN Brown!  He also played at Wayne Gretzky’s wedding!

After meeting his son Jordan John last week, the Boys managed to track down his pops, and force the poor fucker to play Sunnyvale Family Feud — now you can listen for free on iTunes and Libsyn.

Hear a fucking amazing story about Alice Cooper’s python, and learn about the serial arseholist of September 2nd.

Episode 57 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet.com – Prakash John: 9.9 on the Funk Scale!

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Last week the Boys hung out with Jordan John, and this week they’re with his dad!

Legendary bassist Prakash John joins the podcash, and he’s got some crazy fucking stories about playing in bands for Alice Cooper, James Brown, and Lou Reed.  He also talks about playing at Wayne Gretzky’s wedding, and he tries his hand at Sunnyvale Family Feud.

Plus: Ricky takes us back in time and talks about the notorious and feared Serial Arseholist of September 2!

This week’s podcash is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

Now on iTunes/Libsyn: Floppy The Seal

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Download the podcast and take the Boys with you on the road!  Podcast 49 is now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

The camera dicks have finally fucked off and the Boys are celebrating with a liquor picnic on the scenic south shore of Nova Scotia.  Hanging out near the water means that Ricky has found a new pet – Floppy the Seal!

Plus: Ricky explains human evolution, Julian has a chick on his shoulder, and Bubbles tells the time with a Liquor sun clock!

Episode 49 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky!

New at swearnet.com: TPB Podcast Episode 49 – Floppy the Seal

Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian having a picnic

The camera dicks have finally fucked off and the Boys are celebrating with a liquor picnic by the sea!

Ricky is marking the occasion by adopting a new marine friend that might even be tougher than Orangie – Floppy the Seal!  Bubbles talks about Wayne Gretzky toast, and we learn why Ricky thought Julian had a chick on his shoulder.

PLUS: Let the liquor tell the time.  Bubbles attempts to use a bottle of Liquormen’s as a sundial!

This episode is brought to you by the time-telling Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky and the Trailer Park Boys Merch store, which now has a MUCH LESS FUCKED URL: www.TrailerParkBoysMerch.com.

Have a great weekend, fuckers!