The “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest has come to an end, and the Boys are picking their favourites on the latest episode of Mailbag!
A few episodes ago, a slightly buzzed Mike Smith suddenly came up with the fucking idea of holding a contest whereby you dicks send shit into the Mailbag and the Boys would would pick their favourite 10 items and use them to decorate the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
The Boys didn’t expect such an overwhelming fucking response. They got a fuckload of DECENT shit! So much, they had to do an extra-long episode and they even needed a bit of help from Sarah Dunsworth!
Cocks, swords, bubbles, dandelion crayons, oh my!
There was so much amazing shit that the Boys decided they will use EVERYTHING to help decorate the set of Season 12, except for anything that has copyrighted material on it (sorry Rudi). They did pick their 10 favourites though, and the senders of those cocksuckers will receive a free year of SwearNet!
Thanks to all you greasy fuckers who entered our Trailer Park Boys Halloween contest! It was the biggest fucking year ever, and the standard was amazing. But there can only be one winner…
Congratulations, you win the TPB/SwearNet prize pack, plus one-year swearnet.com subscriptions for everyone! We hope you weren’t banned from the Drake tavern after turning up dressed as those greasy fuckers!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S FUCKIN’ MORE: Because there were so many amazing entries, we increased the number of runner-up prizes to eight! The following cockblasters all win one-year swearnet.com subscriptions:
Congratulations to the winners… now start getting your costumes ready for 2016!
Here are the lucky SwearNet subscribers who have just won a Sebadoh limited edition “Limelight” record!
Clint Burke, AB
Joseph Carne, KY
Darren Dalman, ND
Jonn Filipe, ON
Barry Gardner, AL
Laura Morris, FL
Dustin Smith, NE
Shane Steinke, MB
Ian Taylor, United Kingdom
Eric Weese, CA
Congrats fuckers, we’ll be in touch soon! Missed out on the draw? Never mind, there’s a few copies left to buy at Sebadoh’s website!