THE BOYS ARE BACK!!! And guess what – Ricky and Julian are back in jail. But that’s OK, jail’s cool and the Boys are ready to get fucked up and high! But there’s one BIG problem. Can Julian figure this one out? And what’s Bubbles gonna do, all alone with his kitties back at Sunnyvale Trailer Park?!
Alright fuckers, wanna win a free year of SwearNet? Tell us your favourite episode of Trailer Park Boys – and why it’s the best!
Maybe ‘Closer To The Heart’ is closer to your heart ’cause you’re a big RUSH fan, or the greasy ‘Bible Pimp’ made you laugh your ass off. Did ‘Money Can Suck My Cock’ get your bird doin’ *that*? Did ‘Conky’ float your boat or should he fuck off back to the swamp? Do you love watching ‘High Definition Piss Jugs’ on your high definition TV?! We don’t fuckin’ know, so tell us!
There isn’t a right answer of course (they’re all awesome) – but ALL entries will be placed in the Sunnyvale Contest Piss Jug for a draw. We’ll announce three lucky winners next week!
Now streaming at SwearNet: It’s Thursday, it’s time for another Trailer Park Boys Jail Short – but is this the *whimper* fuckin’ end??! Ricky’s been to the infirmary and has some bad news to share with Julian and Bubbles… Check out the latest episode now – hopefully we’ll have another one next week?!
We’ve been asked ‘Where the fuck is The Roach Approach this week’? Don’t fucking worry! Pat will return ASAP but with COVID-19 numbers in Nova Scotia at their highest levels ever, the approach ‘The Roach’ is taking is to stay the fuck home this week! We’ll bring you more news as we get it.
In the meantime, check out The Roach Approach’s 40 glorious fuckin’ broadcasts, and relive Pat’s Irish frig dancing, Best Friend Day with Robb, JP and Mike, his appearance in a Super Mario game, and the return of fuckin’ SWEAR MAN!!
Welcome to fuckin’ Letterbag! This week, amazing studs Mike, Robb and Sir John Paul get a giggly high, a package from Hall of Famer Rudi, and JP gets another sexy t-shirt challenge. Plus: Hey, it’s Peter from Poland!
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We’ve got the ULTIMATE #FanArtFriday! Coming this summer from Devil’s Due Comics – our very own Trailer Park Boys comic! The adventures of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles continue in kick-ass comic book form, along with your favourite Sunnyvale Trailer Park residents (and a bunch of free-range kitties, of course). We’ve got some of the best artists and comic book writers (all TPB fans!) on board, so it’s gonna be DOPE!!
Time to go back to con college for a new episode of Trailer Park Boys: Jail Shorts! Terry builds a sweet little house for his hash-hungry buddy, lil’ Rickey. Fuck’s sake Terry, ya softie! But like they say, home is the heart of the universe!
Robb, JP and Mike are right out of ‘er and ready for a new episode of Puppetry Fucketry at SwearNet! This week, three putrid puppets head to the graveyard for some stinky shit-talk. Who’s gonna come up smelling of roses? Place yer bets, fuckers!!
SwearNet Mailbag – better than Christmas! The Boys are in for a fucking treat this week, as they feast on Biggie chips and delicious liquor, and Mike and Robb get a badass new look. And what will JP do with his He-Man dinky?
Anyone for some fine-ass pulled pork? In today’s HUPPPliftment Hour sermon, find out why vegetarians are heading straight to Hell! Ricky also reveals what happened to Edith, and why his ‘consolation’ service got him into a heap of muthafucking trouble!
Twenty years ago the documentary camera dicks came to Sunnyvale. And you know what they say, what comes around is all around! Celebrate with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and Randy and watch FIVE HOURS of the most fucked 20th anniversary marathon ever streamed! There’s booze, weed, ladies, special guests and some BIG announcements… and a fucker that crashed into a pole and took out our friggin’ internet!!
Julian, being the greasy entrepreneur he is, hijacked one and did a side deal with Triller – get your hands on the Season 1 TPB NFT here!
As the Boys teased on the livestream, there’s lots of SCRUMP-DILLY stuff coming down the hashpipe in 2021. Look out for more 20th Anniversary announcements VERY friggin’ soon!