THE BOYS ARE BACK!!! And guess what – Ricky and Julian are back in jail. But that’s OK, jail’s cool and the Boys are ready to get fucked up and high! But there’s one BIG problem. Can Julian figure this one out? And what’s Bubbles gonna do, all alone with his kitties back at Sunnyvale Trailer Park?!
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are getting the jab tomorrow! Tell COVID-19 to FRIG OFF!!!
(Sorry Ricky, you’re not gonna get superpowers)
Wishing a sexy, muscular Happy Borntday to our sword-wielding, rum-swilling puppet master JP Tremblay!! 🥃 🎉 🥃
On the latest Trailer Park Boys Jail Short: Bubbles gives Ricky a masterclass in chess for the jail tournament. Rule #1 – there’s no fucking dice in chess! It’s gonna be a long evening…
Catch the Helicopter of Love to the Airport of Heaven – Ricky Brown is here to save yo sorry asses with more divine wisdom and marriage advice! And which SwearNet viewer receives the Wrath of Ricky this week?
Alright fuckers, wanna win a free year of SwearNet? Tell us your favourite episode of Trailer Park Boys – and why it’s the best!
Maybe ‘Closer To The Heart’ is closer to your heart ’cause you’re a big RUSH fan, or the greasy ‘Bible Pimp’ made you laugh your ass off. Did ‘Money Can Suck My Cock’ get your bird doin’ *that*? Did ‘Conky’ float your boat or should he fuck off back to the swamp? Do you love watching ‘High Definition Piss Jugs’ on your high definition TV?! We don’t fuckin’ know, so tell us!
There isn’t a right answer of course (they’re all awesome) – but ALL entries will be placed in the Sunnyvale Contest Piss Jug for a draw. We’ll announce three lucky winners next week!
Now streaming at SwearNet: It’s Thursday, it’s time for another Trailer Park Boys Jail Short – but is this the *whimper* fuckin’ end??! Ricky’s been to the infirmary and has some bad news to share with Julian and Bubbles… Check out the latest episode now – hopefully we’ll have another one next week?!
We’ve been asked ‘Where the fuck is The Roach Approach this week’? Don’t fucking worry! Pat will return ASAP but with COVID-19 numbers in Nova Scotia at their highest levels ever, the approach ‘The Roach’ is taking is to stay the fuck home this week! We’ll bring you more news as we get it.
In the meantime, check out The Roach Approach’s 40 glorious fuckin’ broadcasts, and relive Pat’s Irish frig dancing, Best Friend Day with Robb, JP and Mike, his appearance in a Super Mario game, and the return of fuckin’ SWEAR MAN!!
Welcome to fuckin’ Letterbag! This week, amazing studs Mike, Robb and Sir John Paul get a giggly high, a package from Hall of Famer Rudi, and JP gets another sexy t-shirt challenge. Plus: Hey, it’s Peter from Poland!
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