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Tell us your favourite Trailer Park Boys ep and win a year of SwearNet!

Alright fuckers, wanna win a free year of SwearNet? Tell us your favourite episode of Trailer Park Boys – and why it’s the best!

Maybe ‘Closer To The Heart’ is closer to your heart ’cause you’re a big RUSH fan, or the greasy ‘Bible Pimp’ made you laugh your ass off. Did ‘Money Can Suck My Cock’ get your bird doin’ *that*? Did ‘Conky’ float your boat or should he fuck off back to the swamp? Do you love watching ‘High Definition Piss Jugs’ on your high definition TV?! We don’t fuckin’ know, so tell us!

There isn’t a right answer of course (they’re all awesome) – but ALL entries will be placed in the Sunnyvale Contest Piss Jug for a draw. We’ll announce three lucky winners next week!

The Roach Approach – Fucked by COVID!

The Roach Approach with Pat Roach

We’ve been asked ‘Where the fuck is The Roach Approach this week’? Don’t fucking worry! Pat will return ASAP but with COVID-19 numbers in Nova Scotia at their highest levels ever, the approach ‘The Roach’ is taking is to stay the fuck home this week! We’ll bring you more news as we get it.

In the meantime, check out The Roach Approach’s 40 glorious fuckin’ broadcasts, and relive Pat’s Irish frig dancing, Best Friend Day with Robb, JP and Mike, his appearance in a Super Mario game, and the return of fuckin’ SWEAR MAN!!

SwearNet Mailbag – For Rectal Use Only

Welcome to fuckin’ Letterbag! This week, amazing studs Mike, Robb and Sir John Paul get a giggly high, a package from Hall of Famer Rudi, and JP gets another sexy t-shirt challenge. Plus: Hey, it’s Peter from Poland!

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Trailer Park Boys Comic Book – Coming Soon!

Ricky and the shitmobile in a new Trailer Park Boys comic

We’ve got the ULTIMATE #FanArtFriday! Coming this summer from Devil’s Due Comics – our very own Trailer Park Boys comic! The adventures of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles continue in kick-ass comic book form, along with your favourite Sunnyvale Trailer Park residents (and a bunch of free-range kitties, of course).  We’ve got some of the best artists and comic book writers (all TPB fans!) on board, so it’s gonna be DOPE!!

 
Check out the teasers at trailerparkcomics.com and pre-order the LIMITED EDITION TPB preview book for only $5 USD! One day it could be worth a million – or at least three twennies!

20th Anniversary of Trailer Park Boys!

Trailer Park Boys 20th Anniversary Special at SwearNet

Twenty years ago the documentary camera dicks came to Sunnyvale. And you know what they say, what comes around is all around! Celebrate with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and Randy and watch FIVE HOURS of the most fucked 20th anniversary marathon ever streamed! There’s booze, weed, ladies, special guests and some BIG announcements… and a fucker that crashed into a pole and took out our friggin’ internet!!

Trailer Park Boys NFTs - opensea

We’ve also launched nine official Trailer Park Boys NFTs. Bubbles made a bunch of decent NFTs, now up on Opensea!

Trailer Park Boys 20th Anniversary Triller NFT

Julian, being the greasy entrepreneur he is, hijacked one and did a side deal with Triller – get your hands on the Season 1 TPB NFT here!

As the Boys teased on the livestream, there’s lots of SCRUMP-DILLY stuff coming down the hashpipe in 2021. Look out for more 20th Anniversary announcements VERY friggin’ soon!

Trailer Park Boys is 20 today!!