Not long now until Father Shitmas drives his shitsleigh into Sunnyvale and hands out bow-bedecked shit to all the good boys and girls (probably will be handing out fuck all, then).
Another splash of “special” eggnog, Randiban!
Not long now until Father Shitmas drives his shitsleigh into Sunnyvale and hands out bow-bedecked shit to all the good boys and girls (probably will be handing out fuck all, then).
Another splash of “special” eggnog, Randiban!
Holy fuck, just look at that dirty great sweaty cheeseburger boiler.
Look at all the white liquor floatin around…
It’s fuckin liquor fumes, open a window!